Politically Correct Holiday Greeting

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  1. Pappy

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    Apr 5, 2004
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    Politically Correct Holiday Greeting

    "Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit,
    my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially
    responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral
    celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the
    most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of
    your choice, or the secular practices of your choice, with
    respect for the religious or secular persuasions and/or
    traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or
    secular traditions at all.

    "May you have a fiscally successful, personally
    fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of
    the generally accepted calendar year 2005, but not
    without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures
    whose contributions to society have helped to make the
    World great and without regard to the race, creed, colour,
    age, physical ability, religious faith, political
    belief, choice of computer platform, or sexual preference of the wisher.

    "By accepting this greeting you are accepting these
    terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It
    is freely transferable with no alteration to the
    original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually
    implement any of the wishes for herself or himself or
    others, is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the
    sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to
    perform as expected within the usual application of good
    tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance
    of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and
    the warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or
    issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher."
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