Politically Incorrect Joke of the Day

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  1. jakeatolla

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    A father and son walk out onto their porch overlooking the stream and the father puts his arm around his son, stares at the scenery, and asks:
    Dad: Son, do you have any questions for me about sex?
    Boy: Yes as a matter of fact I do. What's that hairy patch below Mommy's waist, in between her legs?
    Dad: That's her vulva.
    Boy: Oh... Well, what's a cunt?
    Dad: That's the rest of Mommy.
     
  2. agnslz

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    The dad's a dick!:biggrin:
     
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    If little Johnny goes back and tells mummy that, daddy wont be getting any for a month
     
  4. ManlyBanisters

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    Indeed <giggle, despite herself> - I counter with:

    What do you call the useless bit of flesh at the end of the penis?

    A man...

    :wink: :biggrin1: (just kidding guys, you're not completely useless - after all we need somebody to clean the gutters from time to time...)
     
  5. MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK

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    Ohhhhhhh, the guy must not value having sex with his wife for that crack.:rolleyes:
     
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