Politician Damian Hockney

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Rodderz: I worked for Damian Hockney as a designer at his publishing company. Even in the loosest jeans you could tell there was a real big load there. One day he urgently wanted an election leaflet and he only had one shot of himself. He asked me to show him how to use the scanner to crop the head and I told him how but it was something he'd normally just leasve us designers to do. `he didnt realise he'd scanned the whole photo. And it was a shot of him naked with his girlfriend holding his enormous dick. It was like a baseball bat but thicker.

Click on the link and you can see the photo as used in the leaflet. It makes me smile to think we used that shot a few times and what was actually going on in the rest of the photo. He never realised we had seen the whole thing.

http://www.geocities.com/byelections99/ken.../hocken993a.jpg

 

[britlover]

That's hilarious!

 

[jonb]

Well, if I were British, he'd get my vote. Only because if I were British, I would be sceptical of the euro. But since I'm American, I wish we could adopt the euro; the dollar's plummeting.

 

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bzyrch: Did anyone else who's seen this movie notice signs of something hefty hiding in Napoleon's trousers? I think I did. It goes along with my theory about goofy, gangly guys. From my limited experience of seeing other guys naked in the high school locker room, it always seemed like the guys with the most ungainly physiques tended to sport the largest schlongs. It makes sense evolutionarily. Packing extra meat in compensation for the otherwise less studly body. So according to this theory, Shaggy from Scooby Doo has it all over Fred and there's no secret to why a hot supermodel like Paulina would go for the likes of that freaky-looking guy from The Cars!

 

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Rodderz: I asked one of my former colleagues at Damian Hockney's publishnig compnay to tell me where I could get some photos, and he reminded me of one of Damian that got published in a British magazine called Company, a top selling women's mag. He's going to send me the mag, cos he kept a copy, but it was in the October 1994 issue bottom right of page 36 in a feature called Size DOES matter! A photographer we used to use took the photograph of Damian in the Kings Road shopping and sold it to Company mag for the feature. If anyone can locate the mag you'll see what they mean when they say he's huge. Otherwise I'll post when I get it. As a straight guy into cock, I have to say that I've never seen anythnig like Damian's.

 

[philberttrw]

Originally posted by Rodderz@Mar 2 2005, 10:20 PM
I asked one of my former colleagues at Damian Hockney's publishnig compnay to tell me where I could get some photos, and he reminded me of one of Damian that got published in a British magazine called Company, a top selling women's mag. He's going to send me the mag, cos he kept a copy, but it was in the October 1994 issue bottom right of page 36 in a feature called Size DOES matter! A photographer we used to use took the photograph of Damian in the Kings Road shopping and sold it to Company mag for the feature. If anyone can locate the mag you'll see what they mean when they say he's huge. Otherwise I'll post when I get it. As a straight guy into cock, I have to say that I've never seen anythnig like Damian's.

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God, I'm all aquiver with anticipation! I can't wait to see this massive prick... Hehe!

 

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Rodderz: My ex-colleague says he's put the the cutting of Damian from Company mag in the post so I'll scan and post it tomorrow. I just remembered the night I went to his birthday party at a place in Maida Vale. He had the party with a model called Suzi who he shared the same birthday with and she made him a cake with a giant candle in the shape of a huge cock. It was a wild night and the guys from a porn company called Electric Blue offered him a lot of money to do a film so impressed were they by the size of his dick.

 

[Blood rose]

}( I can't wait. Also is there any truth to this practice of enlargement? Hot stone treatment?

 

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clownboots19: I saw the movie, but I never noticed anything, then again I was actually looking for that either...

 

[maikolpsg]

tell us more about what happened at the party - sounds fun...

 

[Cockrocker]

Originally posted by maikolpsg@Mar 4 2005, 02:34 AM
tell us more about what happened at the party - sounds fun...

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By an amazing coincidence, I was at Hockney's birthday party as well. It was at a place called Le Cochennet in Maida Vale which is where a model he knew lived. And I remember the big cake with the cock candle she made for him. I went with a guy called called Brad who was a booker at Premier Models, and this was one of my first ever meetings with Hockney. It was an insane party, very bi. Hockney was screwing a girl in the little garden out the back but while this was going on Brad was telling everyone very loudly that Hockney was having a secret gay affair with his best buddy Kevin Drinkwater, another model who went on to go to California and become an actor/poet. Kev had a bit part in the Rocky Horror show and was very good looking. Kev heard this and pushed Brad over and hit him, Hockney came rushing out with his dick half exposed, dragging the girl behind him, gasps all round from newbies to the scene. He then put his arms round Kev really affectionately, and another guy started to hit on Hockney's girlfriend (NOT the chick he was screwing) who had turned up early. It was like totally farcical. Kev's woman then showed and started saying to him that he should just get over it and fuck with Hockney because he was so in love with the guy's dick. All in front of everyone there! I remember a photographer who was there saying that he wasn't sure who was in love with who. He told me that Kev's own girlfriend told him that during sex Kev talked non-stop about Hockney's cock. I am bi and the thought of those two together was the subject of many wet dreams. Not sure they ever did, but...BigTrunk you should contact me off list as we must know each other. There were about 150 people jammed into that place that nite but I bet we know each other.

 

[Cockrocker]

PS Just saw the "enlargement" post as well. It was the guy Kev, his close buddy, who used to tell everyone Hockney had grown up in Africa and stretched in to the knee. It became a standing joke among the crowd he was was hanging with. Actually Hockney grew up partly in the Caribbean and I think he actually has some black family and I guess that might explain a few things

 

[jonb]

Meh. It doesn't make sense evolutionarily. The genes are unrelated. One type of sexual selection Darwin didn't cover, though, sperm selection, makes sense. Basically, in species with internal fertilization where females mate with multiple males, greater fertility (e.g., higher sperm count, greater motility, etc.) is encouraged. A longer penis, and maybe some particular method of inducing orgasm or "scooping out" other males' sperm, can help as well. The downside to this is, a quicker orgasm is also better; it's preferable for her to have an orgasm soon after he does.

By contrast, in a species where one male mates with multiple females, males have to either be the prettiest one or the most muscular one with the largest natural weapons, depending on the type of sexual selection; the former's called intersexual selection, while the latter's called intrasexual selection. It's not that simple, though; I mean, bison have intrasexual selection, but in any given mating season, some 80% of bulls find a mate. One reason is because bulls don't remain alpha male for long.

 

[Cockrocker]

Originally posted by bzyrch@Mar 2 2005, 02:38 PM
Did anyone else who's seen this movie notice signs of something hefty hiding in Napoleon's trousers? I think I did. It goes along with my theory about goofy, gangly guys. From my limited experience of seeing other guys naked in the high school locker room, it always seemed like the guys with the most ungainly physiques tended to sport the largest schlongs. It makes sense evolutionarily. Packing extra meat in compensation for the otherwise less studly body. So according to this theory, Shaggy from Scooby Doo has it all over Fred and there's no secret to why a hot supermodel like Paulina would go for the likes of that freaky-looking guy from The Cars!

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Funny you mention Ric Ocasek, the freaky looking one from the Cars as you put it! He is truly very very well hung. I'm a session musician and tho I never worked with the dude, I met him a coupla times and he was wearing pants that showed his long soft cock very proudly. Obviously don't know how large he is hard, but the only guy I ever met who hung longer and thicker is another guy I posted about in this Celeb section, Damian Hockney who was a nite club promoter and now a politician in London, England. Ocasek is like a mini version of Hockney! If you get hold of the video/dvd of their performances you might see it sometimes. I remember watching the film of one performance and he was wearing a lite blue suit (from memory) and the thing was right down his leg. Also in another film he was in skintite leather and packing real well down the leg in the same way.

 

[redkoba]

Very interesting. If it weren't for his xenophobic, bigoted politics with "Veritarse" I'd find the man attractive.

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[hungthick]

Okay let me play devil's advocate for a minute. This guy is NOT that good looking...yes he is attractive but with all the surgery and injections this dude should look much better than most...perhaps, in the U.K. he is HOTTTT but in America he is just one of the millions of hot looking dudes with nothing special to separate him from the pack....

It shocks me that this dude managed a career in politics with all his escapades. Someone said that politicans are hung small but in my personal experience they have been well hung....

If Damian is hung to his knees soft he is a side show and he is fucking up the average cock size bell curve....

So many have seen this dudes cock but no one has posted pics----get on with it or let it go...if i had scanned this guys pic for a press sheet i would have saved the file with the entire shot (i'm still intrigued but quickly believing this is an urban legend)...

peace. :wow: (love this smilie)

 

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Rodderz: So many have seen this dudes cock but no one has posted pics----get on with it or let it go...if i had scanned this guys pic for a press sheet i would have saved the file with the entire shot (i'm still intrigued but quickly believing this is an urban legend)...

peace. :wow: (love this smilie)

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I love the smile as well. Hope these shots make you smile. My colleague has sent me more than one shot! First is the pic that was in the magazine Company I think I mentioned in another post. It was oln the bottom left hand side of the page which featured an article on penis size. A photographer we used at the publishnig company took this shot of Damian and sold it to COmpany. You can clearly see his cock hanging right down his leg. They have flipped the image cos Damian always hung down the left! Damian was a bit pissed off when this shot got used cos loads of friends in the fashion/beauty word were ringing him up and saying that there was a shot of his dick in Company and at first he thought someone had taken a shot of him naked in some dodgy place. And then my friend sent me another pic, a little bonus, that also appeared in a black-and-white Club Fanzine when Damian used to run the club at Browns. My friend didn't include the feature around it but he said it had some very very funny lines in it, and one of these was about a cock-measuring contest he had with the singer in a band called EMF, Zac Foley, whose party trick was stuffing whole limes under his foreskin. I'll get him to e-mail it to me. Again you can see the great thing hanging down his leg. You can imagine how I felt having this stood next to me sometimes.

I also remember those belts he was wearing. The same one in both black n green (in the first pic) and the other in white (in the second).

And BigTrunk, get your mate from Switzerland to sort the nude shots! I remember mention that he was in that circus for a short time.



http://tinypic.com/20qve0

http://tinypic.com/20qvbb :evilgrin:

 

[Cockrocker]

I remember those pants!!!! Those jodhpur style pants he wore were by a great designer called Antony Price and he used to wear them a lot when that type of thing was fashionable in London. It tended to make him look quite Tom of Finland with the large packet. I'd never seen the other pic, but I know the story. The guy Zak from EMF was always totally off his face and used to really brag about his cock. It was always coming out of his pants and he too had a huge one. And he really did used to stick whole limes under his foreskin. Foolishly he challenged Hockney one nite - yep, at Browns!!! I should explain that at this point Zak was lying practically comatose on the floor and his cock just stuck up out if his pants challenging Hockney. A friend just said Oh No Zak Don't do that. Don't Do that!!! So Hockney lay down beside him, and whacked the thing out and Zak was kinda stunned as he had never seen anyone bigger than him. Again could never work Zak's sexuality out either!!! But it was amazing that these two guys were flat out on the floor competing with each other. It ws very funny as well.

 

[Jonno]

That's how I imagined the guy would look if he hung it down his leg. Those trousers are typical of that look and I remember when I used to read fashion mags a lot, there was an interview with that designer and he said used to call them cock pants! I think I mentioned that when Damian Hockney came into the studio he was wearing very faded flared jeans and his shirt was out slightly covering his crotch. And it's obvious he now wears underwear, unlike in those photos - specially contructed underwear I should think :9

But I could still see it all bunched up under the material when the shirt slightly parted. And as I said, when I watched as he hauled the thing out and uncurled it from his underwear when he was having a piss at the urinal I was practically knocked sideways by the sight of it. Believe me I'm a connoisseur of size. My last lover was xxxvwe and I am not small myself, so it takes a lot for my jaw to drop. And it did, right down as far as the guy's cock hung. :wow:

 

[britlover]

Rodderz: is that second pic for real?????