Well I am amazed. I posted the original comment on Damian Hockney and simply forgot about it on lpsg because as a seasoned cockhound I also made enquiries elsewhere (like I see others are now doing!!!!
and got replies into my inbox. Only when someone sent me a PM from lpsg which I just downloaded saying "where are you, you are being asked for!!!" have I rushed to see the response. This is my first visit since Feb so apologiess. Awesome is all I can say. Sorry Mindseye, I join the site after lurking for a long time and then forget basic courtesy. Thanks for the info!!!
Interesting also, because I got LOADS of response from my other lines of enquiry. Not sure how many of you are in the UK, but a censored version of the bitchy bit on Popbitch was featured in the Evening Standard, the main London newspaper. It didn't say 'ginormous' but you got the general idea, including a rather bemused comment from Hockney himself. And of course quite a few people commented, including a girl Hockney knew through her former boyfriend. She's a friend of mine and she told me the funniest stories.
Every Saturday at Hockney's apartment in the Kings Road, a whole group used to party, get completely pissed or stoned and go over to a bar called the Dome to carry on the drinking etc. A bit like the guy who posted about watching Hockney having a piss, a gay waiter at the Dome was encouraged by a group of Hockney's friends to go in to watch the same thing. He came out in a state of shock - they said he was never the same again!!!
This girl's ex-boyfriend introduced Hockney and his friend Kev to each other (he has been mentioned by a number of posters), and she said that although they both thought of themselves as hetero studs, Hockney and his friend Kev were widely teased for their strange and intense relationship. She said that Kev's girlfriend got so pissed off with him going on about Hockney's dick all the time and lobbing it out that she suggested they should become lovers, and the pair got really pissed off with that. She also confirmed that Kev started the rumour about it being enlarged by African stretching exercises, and that the pair used to play up to it.
Kev would write poems and shout them into Hockney's ear in a bar, for sometimes like 20 minutes non-stop. People used to think they were snogging. On a funny aside, she told me that Hockney was always late for things and one night arrived late for a dinner with a group of friends. He arrived, leaned over Kev as he put his hands on Kev's shoulders, exchanged a few words and they kissed very gently and tenderly on the lips in front of the whole table, and Hockney then casually went to his seat. She said you could hear the gasps around the table because both girlfriends were there. Because it was so stagey, she said that lot of the crowd thought it was a "fuck off" gesture to everyone. She said they were both thought of as rather intense, arrogant, very goodlooking and charming when they wanted to be and a total fucking nightmare when they didn't. If they fought, which they did all the time, people would say "lovers' tiff, lover's tiff". On one occasion in the Dome, two of their friends each grabbed the pair, who had actually started to hit each other, and forced them to face each other as if to make them kiss. "For God's sake Hockney shove it up his fucking arse and the pair of you just get over it," was how one guy put it.
The subject of how he was able to fuck with it apparently came up repeatedly and lots of people used to say that no way could women handle it etc etc. Kev apparently piped up that Hockney held the base of it while fucking to allow him to fuck hard but to give himself the illusion that it was all going in. As the conversation wore on, and he was asked questions, it became apparent to all that it was probably Kev that did the holding around the base of the cock while Hockney penetrated the fortunate/unfortunate woman. As one of the guys put it, the top half of the cock was inside the woman, the bottom half was penetrating Kevin's clenched clasped hands.
I'm knackered as I just got in from a party, but I'll post something in the next day or so about what another contact told me about the situation between Hockney and the black artist Basquiat, which tends to confirm what Rico 9x6 told us in the last posting I've seen after going through all these posts. Lucky bastard Rico and maybe you can tell us more about how you got on with Hockney and his girlfriend!!!
