POLL- Where do you masturbate most often?

[B_Spladle]

We are gods among men...

You don't know the power of the dark side . . .

 

[RideRocket]

You don't know the power of the dark side . . .

My real name is Darth CockStroka...

 

[B_Spladle]

My real name is Darth CockStroka...

Man, you must've taken a lotta shit for that when you were a kid, huh?

 

[RideRocket]

Man, you must've taken a lotta shit for that when you were a kid, huh?

Much like Senator Palpatine, I was able to keep my identity a secret until the proper unveiling time.

 

[B_Spladle]

Much like Senator Palpatine, I was able to keep my identity a secret until the proper unveiling time.

Congratulations on that, then.

 

[Sabln7]

I am older than you guys, and I masturbate daily. I am in the habit of masturbating in bed right after reading all of these messages....

How about clean up? Lately, I just lie in the cum and let it dry on me. Then, when I get up, I take a bath and throw the underwear or sock (my favorite rag) in the washer.

 

[RideRocket]

How about clean up? Lately, I just lie in the cum and let it dry on me. Then, when I get up, I take a bath and throw the underwear or sock (my favorite rag) in the washer.

Nothing quite like the feeling of dried splooge cracking and pulling your skin as you and move around and watching the flakes gently falling off your body...

 

[B_DoubleMeatWhopper]

Back to the poll ... I take it that 'in the hardware section of Walmart' falls in the 'somewhere else' category?

 

[B_Spladle]

Back to the poll ... I take it that 'in the hardware section of Walmart' falls in the 'somewhere else' category?

You take it correctly.

 

[10.5andproudofit]

i have a laptop, so in bed with pc

 

[hot4latino]

I usually enjoy JO at the bathroom sink, The mirror is there so I can see myself, and my balls are resting on the cold porcelain - what a feeling. I can come right in the sink and wash it down. Or in bed. I like to use Abolene -make up remover. better than lube for JO.

 

[amhersthungboi]

Spladle, I think I might have you beat ... seven times today! I really need to get back to school so I have something else to do!

Oh, and most of them are in front of my PC, looking at "information" online.

 

[UniDude]

I was gonna say something but I am so damn distracted by your avatar that I am speechless. Where did you find that. I'm pissing myself.

 

[B_Spladle]

Spladle, I think I might have you beat ... seven times today!

Don't start nothin', ain't gonna be nothin'.

 

[B_Spladle]

I was gonna say something but I am so damn distracted by your avatar that I am speechless. Where did you find that. I'm pissing myself.

Jesus gave it to him as a present in return for a sexual favor.

 

[amhersthungboi]

I was going to make a joke about taking the body and fluid of Christ, but it seemed to sacriligeous, even for me. ::looks up and hopes lightning doesn't strike::

 

[B_Spladle]

I was going to make a joke about taking the body and fluid of Christ, but it seemed to sacriligeous, even for me. ::looks up and hopes lightning doesn't strike::

Don't worry, I did it for you.

 

[amhersthungboi]

I have other things you can do for me, if you're so willing! :-D

Yeah, I'm bad. I know it. I've learned to live with it.

 

[B_Spladle]

I have other things you can do for me, if you're so willing! :-D

Yeah, I'm bad. I know it. I've learned to live with it.

I'd still be watching out for that lightning if I were you.

 

[felix20]

I usually enjoy JO at the bathroom sink, The mirror is there so I can see myself, and my balls are resting on the cold porcelain - what a feeling. I can come right in the sink and wash it down. Or in bed. I like to use Abolene -make up remover. better than lube for JO.

Remind me not to brush my teeth if I ever come over to your house.