POLL- Where do you masturbate most often?

[Xii]

Remind me to lick the sink...

...

*drunk post*

 

[B_Spladle]

*drunk post*

Those are the best kind, I have found.

 

[UniDude]

Jesus gave it to him as a present in return for a sexual favor.

That was one Hell of a favor I'm thinking!

Poor Penguins; they can't jerk of because they've got no hands, so they are forced to smack each other around like that.

 

[amhersthungboi]

Perhaps they jerk off too much! ... this guy was just telling his buddy "put some cold water on it for a bit"

 

[B_Spladle]

That was one Hell of a favor I'm thinking!

Yes, it's true, amhersthungboi was the first person ever to deepthroat Jesus.

 

[amhersthungboi]

I gargled with holy water afterwards.

 

[UniDude]

I gargled with holy water afterwards.

If you would have said you douched I could have come back at you with "Holy Shit!"

 

[RideRocket]

If you would have said you douched I could have come back at you with "Holy Shit!"

wouldn't that be a holy water enema?

 

[thebiggulp]

Well, now that I've slowed down a bit with age, I usually find a nice public wank at a urinal is the most exciting. I'm talking big exposed troughs with a few spectators or participants. I'm almost embarassed by the mess I make.

 

[Sparky]

I masterbate at work when I get the chance, also if there is a chance of being caught. I wank in the shower as well as at the pc depends on the pic.

Hes right by the way Great Package!!

 

[B_DoubleMeatWhopper]

Where do I masturbate most often? Across Spladle's face.

How often? Only when he has an earache.

p:

 

[freshone]

Definitely on my couch if I'm not totally naked. If I'm totally naked, then usually in bed, stretched out with my legs spread wide open.

 

[davidjh7]

Yes, it's true, amhersthungboi was the first person ever to deepthroat Jesus.

Somehow, I missed this in the four gospels....I wonder if it was at the last supper. You know they misinterpreted the "ahhh, take my load" as "this is my body" bit. You know how easily things get taken out of context, especially at dinner parties. (now I KNOW I'm going to hell:tongue: )

 

[Matthew]

(now I KNOW I'm going to hell:tongue: )

Don't worry, there's an LPSG wing. We'll make some space and leave the light on for ya. :wink:

 

[davidjh7]

Don't worry, there's an LPSG wing. We'll make some space and leave the light on for ya. :wink:

Hmmm--hell is a Motel 6. Somehow, that really makes alot of sense...

 

[SomeGuyOverThere]

In bed, sometimes infront of the computer, but when at home with parents about, the computer chair can be a bit noisy.

Once (when feeling really kinky) I whacked off just about everywhere in my dorm room at Uni. With leathers on. :biggrin1:

Ahem.

So the answer is: in bed.

Don't like the shower, especially as (I may be alone in this experience) but I find cum goes all weird in water and clogs up the plug. Not nice.

 

[Quadrille]

I like the floor myself, crawl the wall is my favorite position.

 

[Tascar]

The old bed and computer.

 

[amhersthungboi]

I masterbate at work when I get the chance, also if there is a chance of being caught. I wank in the shower as well as at the pc depends on the pic.

Hes right by the way Great Package!!

OMG, someone else with the same avatar. I'm going crazy whenever I see that because I'm like "I don't remember writing that post."

Way to steal my thunder!

 

[B_Spladle]

Where do I masturbate most often? Across Spladle's face.

How often? Only when he has an earache.

p:

That's so hawt.