Poll: Which Rude-boy to get?

[theother]

Hi guys, I want to order my Rude-Boy, I discovered I have several options.
Which one do I pick? Any advice?

Naughty-Boy
Rude-Boy
Bad-Boy
Big-Boy
Butt-Boy

 

[theother]

Product pics

 

[JJumbo]

Start with a Rude Boy to work yourself into the concept, then once you are comfortable a few weeks later, go up to the Bad Boy.