pooping erections?

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this is kind of a problem for me and i'm curious if anybody has a similar story. whenever i have to really take a crap - as i'm doing it - i get hard. i'm somewhat gay, so i guess subconsciously i'm thinking it's a guy pulling his cock out of me slowly. i don't masturbate when i poop, that's pretty fuckin' nasty, but i like that i get really hard, because it sort of feels good while everything's going on; but it's annoying because i'm trying to go to the bathroom. anybody have anything similar? i hope this doesn't gross anyone out
 

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You must be quite relaxed on the shitter.
when you're very relaxed for a bowel movement, shit can almost fall out and being so relaxed it is by no surprise the corpus cavernosum fills with blood and stiffens.

that or your turds are fiber-lacking drought-induced pellets which vibrate on your prostate and work your tally-whacker into a stool-stiffy.

but I'm going with my first guess.
 

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It happens from time to time (Not TOO often, but now and again).

Dunno why it happens. Just one of biology's more annoying mysteries I guess.
 

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Some of Freud's work was based on such erection occurances. The point is taking crap is pleasurable for most healthy people (even straight men) thus making it a somewhat erotic experience...
 

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its normal and I luv it when it happens , but stuffing a hard cock back in your pants when you are out shopping with your missus can be embarrasing.