Poppers to pop a big one!

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  1. t0nyi01

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    Hi, i have an extremely hung Yardie boyfriend. His cock is not only jaw breaking but also arse tearing! I am so lucky to have found some that can satisfy me in the bed. My problem is that to accommodate his large member i have to dose myself up on poppers - which i love but it seems they appear to cause a bit more burning due to a change in chemical composition. Does anyone else have any tips for popping a big one without poppers - or are poppers the only option? Comments, suggestions & thoughts greatly appreciated.
     
  2. DC_DEEP

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    I've only read 5 of your posts about your new giant-dicked yardie fuck-buddy so far. Please post a few more about your new giant-dicked yardie fuck-buddy. Your new giant-dicked yardie fuck-buddy sounds like a good fuck. Are you going to post a picture of your new giant-dicked yardie fuck-buddy?
     
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    What's a yardie -- and more importantly, what's a giant-dicked popper-sniffing-inspiring fuckbuddy yardie?
     
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    A yardie is a gangster of Jamaican origin in the UK. Not the sort of person most would want to associate with...
     
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    Great. Is anyone else having trouble getting the phrase "Giant-dicked yardie fuck-buddy" out of his head?

    Make the voices STOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP


    ...

    :biggrin1:

     
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    You don't want to associate with a giant-dicked yardie fuck-buddy? wow. Who knew?
     
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    Never stops.
    Never stops.
    Never stops.
    Never stops.:frown1::wink::cool:
     
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    Never a dull moment at LPSG.... :biggrin1:
     
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    I think that you should let him warm up your ass more properly by finger and dildo playing, instead of you taking drugs.

    I read somewhere that toothpaste on the head dildos make the colon open and makes the colon give off some lubrication, but that's probably not so good for the intestines either...
     
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    makes your farts have a fresh minty feeling
    make eating ass like brushing your teeth
    fights cavities
    surprised the hell out of your partner when it is time for more lube

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    Send your horse-hung Yardie over here. Never had to resort to poppers or anything else to accomodate a big one.:cool:
     
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    jesus you made me laugh like a 7 yr old kid... love ya men
     
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