Poppers to pop a big one!

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Hi, i have an extremely hung Yardie boyfriend. His cock is not only jaw breaking but also arse tearing! I am so lucky to have found some that can satisfy me in the bed. My problem is that to accommodate his large member i have to dose myself up on poppers - which i love but it seems they appear to cause a bit more burning due to a change in chemical composition. Does anyone else have any tips for popping a big one without poppers - or are poppers the only option? Comments, suggestions & thoughts greatly appreciated.
 

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I've only read 5 of your posts about your new giant-dicked yardie fuck-buddy so far. Please post a few more about your new giant-dicked yardie fuck-buddy. Your new giant-dicked yardie fuck-buddy sounds like a good fuck. Are you going to post a picture of your new giant-dicked yardie fuck-buddy?
 

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Great. Is anyone else having trouble getting the phrase "Giant-dicked yardie fuck-buddy" out of his head?

Make the voices STOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP


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I've only read 5 of your posts about your new giant-dicked yardie fuck-buddy so far. Please post a few more about your new giant-dicked yardie fuck-buddy. Your new giant-dicked yardie fuck-buddy sounds like a good fuck. Are you going to post a picture of your new giant-dicked yardie fuck-buddy?
 

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I think that you should let him warm up your ass more properly by finger and dildo playing, instead of you taking drugs.

I read somewhere that toothpaste on the head dildos make the colon open and makes the colon give off some lubrication, but that's probably not so good for the intestines either...
 

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I think that you should let him warm up your ass more properly by finger and dildo playing, instead of you taking drugs.

I read somewhere that toothpaste on the head dildos make the colon open and makes the colon give off some lubrication, but that's probably not so good for the intestines either...

makes your farts have a fresh minty feeling
make eating ass like brushing your teeth
fights cavities
surprised the hell out of your partner when it is time for more lube

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