Porn alias?

[Thirdlegproduction]

If i were to enter the porn industry I'd have to have a cool alias so I'm asking you lpsg members for any suggestions.

 

[nudeyorker]

I've never worked in the adult entertainment industry, but I helped a friend who was writing an article on the subject. I auditioned for a couple of porn producers, escort agencies and as a stripper. You can use the name I used since I doubt I'll need it again...
Randy Harder.

 

[TDurden1979]

What about the old joke names that consist of your first name being the name of your childhood pet, last name being the name of the street you grew up on? Not always the best but some can be quite funny.

Mine would be Buddy Main.
Although in your case I think your screen name here suits you perfectly!

 

[PornForPatric]

What about the old joke names that consist of your first name being the name of your childhood pet, last name being the name of the street you grew up on? Not always the best but some can be quite funny.

Mine would be Buddy Main.
Although in your case I think your screen name here suits you perfectly!

Oh, crap. That would make me Twinkie Bayshore. Sounds more like a drag name than a pornstar.

As for the original poster. I think your name here would work quite well.

 

[NCbear]

Duke Pearce.

NCbear (who's currently thankful that the childhood pet was a male dog :tongue

 

[BigMeatNJ]

based on the pet/ street thing mine would be Max York
(we had a dog we named after the one in the Grinch cause he looked like that dog..lol)

but I would rather it be something more italian...maybe Max Cazzo! lol

 

[BigMeatNJ]

forgot another one I like

Baer Trappe

 

[tgirlsrgreat]

What about the old joke names that consist of your first name being the name of your childhood pet, last name being the name of the street you grew up on? Not always the best but some can be quite funny.

Mine would be Buddy Main.
Although in your case I think your screen name here suits you perfectly!

mine's judy lilac

go figger

 

[bigjd69]

Mine would be Duke Park(s)!

 

[nudeyorker]

I've posted on the pet, street porn name thread, but mine is so bad I'll repost...
Sirrostro Pacific Coast Hwy 1

 

[Brick7]

I thought this was how you figure out your drag name...either way, I'd reverse the street name and pet name.
My porn/drag name would be: Cherry Blossom Blackie
Great for drag but not so much for gay porn!

 

[ohioboxerbriefs]

ive heard its would be your middle name and the street you lived on.
that way it gives a more realistic name,

 

[D_Baron_von_Hardon]

lancelot wagstaff would be a good porn name

 

[deleted556573]

Somehow, I don't think Chunky Sixth would make it far in the porn industry.

Using my middle name wouldn't help the cause, either.

 

[D_Edwin Eatser]

In UK they say it's your first pet's name plus your mother's maiden name - that makes Smut Wilson, doesn't sound too bad!

 

[D_Gunther Snotpole]

Blondie 51st Avenue?
Naaaaah.

 

[nudeyorker]

Blondie 51st Avenue?
Naaaaah.

Could be reworked to Blondie Phist!

 

[D_Gunther Snotpole]

Could be reworked to Blondie Phist!

Well, the first dawg was named Hans.
Now, Hans Phist ... hmmm ... that'll beat Dirk Diggler any ... night.

 

[blackguy1]

If it were me,I would be Thick-dick eastwood

 

[nudeyorker]

Well, the first dawg was named Hans.
Now, Hans Phist ... hmmm ... that'll beat Dirk Diggler any ... night.

Mr. Hans Phister! Now that is a name that drips!