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Porn dished out in quaint English village!!!

Discussion in 'Funny Stuff: Jokes, Quizzes, Games & Pics' started by Scot22, Jun 17, 2010.

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    Mo' money. Mo' money. Mo' money.

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    They will just move somewhere else. That is a good idea. Porno fastfood and pub.:smile:
     
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    i would hate to imagine what's in their secret sauce....
     
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    Rich in protein I'll bet. Probably a hit with the ladies.
     
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    Will the 'evidence' be shown in court? :redface:.

    Police with red faces.:redface:
     
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    This is like the Peter Kay show with the porn-selling ice cream man, " Mr Softy Top"!!
     
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    Enterprising. Of course police officers don't watch porn, too busy chasing thieves, rapists, vandals, muderers, gangs of thugs intimidating decent people. Or do they prefer prosecuting infringement of copyright? Anyway, which is the more dangerous, what the burger van was showing or serving?
     
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    Wonder if they're considering opening a chain here in the US?
     
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    I can see this now... "Quicky's Drive-Thru 'n' Thangs"
     
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    "Home of the Whoppers"
     
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    Great idea, votes up.
     
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    "The operation went well and we are now looking at the evidence to see what offences have been committed."

    Police officer speaking on TV. :eek::eek:
     
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    They are POLICE officers.... Not politicians or trained public speakers. Which makes it all the more entertaining.

    "We stopped an illegal porn operation running out of a sausage vending caravan. We are making a close study of the evidence as we speak."

    Perfectly innocuous statement unto itself. Add a dash of the perverted mind though... ;D
     
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    I wonder if they had gay porn?
     
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    I'll let you do the arithmetic - It was a MEAT WAGON. ;D You tell us? *snicker*
     
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