HiddenLacey
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NO NO NO!!!! lol seriously he does it on all the hardwood too. Imagine what that does with dog hair???!?!?!?!! Blows it EVERYWHERE
Oh dear we love them anyway:tongue:
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NO NO NO!!!! lol seriously he does it on all the hardwood too. Imagine what that does with dog hair???!?!?!?!! Blows it EVERYWHERE
Oh dear we love them anyway:tongue:
You must both have shit vacuum cleaners. I vacuum hardwood and tiled floors all the time - so do most of the people I know. Works a fucking charm. No idea what the pair of you are on about. Are you just making shit up?
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There's one in the house, but I've never used it. I just found it two days ago when I was looking for a book. It was hiding among the unpacked boxes. We only have hardwood and tile. I have no idea if it works! I actually have no idea if that vacuum even turns on.
Are you saying that submissive's boyfriend is onto something?
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I clean for a living so i really don't find it sexy regardless who does it. AS long as you don't explode things in the microwave or piss on the toilet and please take out the trash before it gets smelly. I don't care what gender you are.
None the less i love being a Domestic Goddess. If i ask my husband to run a load of laundry or take out the trash he is happy to help. But cooking and cleaning the kitchen is my responsibility because mowing the lawn and pulling the trash recepticle out to the curb is his responsibility. I do the grocery shopping, he fixes the cars.
I'm really good at ironing and if i iron naked he really gets aroused. I also think he's pretty sexy when he comes in from mowing the lawn.
When you bring the baby home, you are both so damn tired that you are happy to have a clean cup to drink out of and someone willing to drive to go get some fast food. A really good man wants to help out even if he's tired from work because he respects how hard it is for you to get around after a c-section/birth and its a lot of work to produce that much milk!
None the less i love being a Domestic Goddess. If i ask my husband to run a load of laundry or take out the trash he is happy to help. But cooking and cleaning the kitchen is my responsibility because mowing the lawn and pulling the trash recepticle out to the curb is his responsibility. I do the grocery shopping, he fixes the cars.
I'm really good at ironing and if i iron naked he really gets aroused. I also think he's pretty sexy when he comes in from mowing the lawn.
When you bring the baby home, you are both so damn tired that you are happy to have a clean cup to drink out of and someone willing to drive to go get some fast food. A really good man wants to help out even if he's tired from work because he respects how hard it is for you to get around after a c-section/birth and its a lot of work to produce that much milk!
I really like the idea of making it sexy, because that seems like it would make it more fun. The problem is that I think if I tried cleaning in the nude then nothing would end up getting clean! In our house, a naked bottom gets fucked. Now, if I tied him to a chair and then cleaned nude, that could definitely work... :biggrin1:
I have never enjoyed housework. I really liked it when I had the boyfriend who did it all and I brought home the paycheck. We didn't start out like that, he just lost his job and I let him move in with me until he found another one, but he didn't. He became a domestic goddess instead. That really did work well for me! He really loved being a house husband. After I broke up with him, he married a woman with two kids and he stayed home and cared for them while she worked and supported them. He's good at that!
I have this idea that if we could develop more efficient habits and resolve certain work/home time management issues before my third trimester, that the end of my pregnancy and the arrival of the newborn will go much more smoothly. It may be a pipe dream, but I'd like to work on the problems before I'm too swamped to even think about the problems. I'm also trying to finish up several home redecorating/renovating projects before my third trimester, since I won't have time to do it in 2011, and I won't be as spry when I'm as big as a house! There's a lot of stuff to do to get ready, like painting, replacing trim, tiling, etc. I've been doing most of that by myself.
I actually do most of the major yardwork. One exception, TheBoyfriend mows because I'm afraid of the lawnmower because I'm afraid that it's too big for me to control, little wimp that I am, but we don't have much grass. It only takes about 10 minutes to mow our grass. I have electric hedge trimmers for the privacy hedges that seem to need control every few weeks! I also have a mini chainsaw that isn't too big for me that I use to control the tree and shrub growth that always gets out of control. I cut down some pretty tall trees all by myself, up to 25-30 feet tall, and I cut them up and hauled them out to the street in m little hardhat, all by my little petite self. Sometimes I put a flower behind my ear when I'm wearing the hard hat because I think it's cute. I can be all butch and sweaty and pretty at the same time, who says I can't? :smile:
I have never enjoyed housework. I really liked it when I had the boyfriend who did it all and I brought home the paycheck. We didn't start out like that, he just lost his job and I let him move in with me until he found another one, but he didn't. He became a domestic goddess instead. That really did work well for me! He really loved being a house husband. After I broke up with him, he married a woman with two kids and he stayed home and cared for them while she worked and supported them. He's good at that!
I have this idea that if we could develop more efficient habits and resolve certain work/home time management issues before my third trimester, that the end of my pregnancy and the arrival of the newborn will go much more smoothly. It may be a pipe dream, but I'd like to work on the problems before I'm too swamped to even think about the problems. I'm also trying to finish up several home redecorating/renovating projects before my third trimester, since I won't have time to do it in 2011, and I won't be as spry when I'm as big as a house! There's a lot of stuff to do to get ready, like painting, replacing trim, tiling, etc. I've been doing most of that by myself.
I actually do most of the major yardwork. One exception, TheBoyfriend mows because I'm afraid of the lawnmower because I'm afraid that it's too big for me to control, little wimp that I am, but we don't have much grass. It only takes about 10 minutes to mow our grass. I have electric hedge trimmers for the privacy hedges that seem to need control every few weeks! I also have a mini chainsaw that isn't too big for me that I use to control the tree and shrub growth that always gets out of control. I cut down some pretty tall trees all by myself, up to 25-30 feet tall, and I cut them up and hauled them out to the street in m little hardhat, all by my little petite self. Sometimes I put a flower behind my ear when I'm wearing the hard hat because I think it's cute. I can be all butch and sweaty and pretty at the same time, who says I can't? :smile:
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There's one in the house, but I've never used it. I just found it two days ago when I was looking for a book. It was hiding among the unpacked boxes. We only have hardwood and tile. I have no idea if it works! I actually have no idea if that vacuum even turns on.
Are you saying that submissive's boyfriend is onto something?
How come you are giving out about TheBoyfriend's idea that vacuuming hardwood / tiled floors 'might work' when you clearly have no idea whether it works or not? Doesn't seem quite fair.
This is a very dusty house, sweeping just moves it around. I specifically use the vacuum cleaner on the hardwood floors for minimal dust raising. It does not scatter anything, not even dog hair. It sucks it all in. That's what they are designed to do.
Not to mention I've yet to own a vacuum cleaner that doesn't have an adjustable bristle to allow it to move easily over wood, laminate, lino, tile, etc.. Again, part of the design.
submissive - why do you think your bf is thick for using the vacuum cleaner for one of its intended purposes?
I haven't used a vacuum in over a decade. Most of the places I've lived have not had carpets, so I didn't need one. I admit that I am ignorant of vacuums.
I assumed that it doesn't work because submissive said it didn't work. I trusted her! I don't see why I shouldn't trust her, she's a really sweet woman, but if you say it works for you, I'll try it out with the vacuum I found.
I'm always finding stuff here that once belonged to other people who are now deceased and now belongs to TheBoyfriend. I know this sounds odd, but TheBoyfriend has a lot of stuff that he doesn't know he owns because... uh... How do I say this and keep us anonymous?... Um...
His life is a little unusual. Does that work?
Ah, I use one of those swiffer "dusters" but instead of the disposable cloths, I use microfiber cloths that I throw in the washing machine when they're dirty. Sometimes after I've "dusted" I do it again but I spray the floor with a mixture I created that smells wonderful and gets the dirt off the floor. I just switch cloths when it gets soaked. I think it cleans better than mopping. I've never tried the vacuum idea, but I think I'll try it today because you say it will work!
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HiddenLacey
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Nope I don't think he's thick at all. We have 4 animals that come and go inside as they please. I'm not sure what kind you have but I can watch the hair getting blown around from the back of this one. We have all hardwood and tile as well. It just seems to blow hair everywhere to me. That's my personal opinion. I only use it on the furniture, maybe I'm just not good with a vacuum
It really doesnt matter anyway because I'm the one that does the cleaning I've only seen him do it a few times in 4 years. I don't complain when he does it, Lord knows I take all the help I can get. Oh and it's a cheap vacuum it came from walmart, I don't even know what it is.
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HiddenLacey
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hmmm interesting I'll have to look into that thanks maybe it would make my life easier
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He cleaned a lot last night when I was asleep. I didn't ask. He's trying!
The one I found is either called a Eureka TheBoss or a Eureka Bravo! because it says two different things on the same vacuum. (It's this one, but bluer and less navy. Maybe it's an earlier model.) I haven't tried it out yet. I was exhausted last night and fell asleep early. I'll try it today!
I hope I have better luck, but I was surprised by how much pregnancy hormones have affected me already, what with the occassional weepiness/crankiness, and the acne all over the place and I'm not even showing yet.
HiddenLacey
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Thanks!!!:wink:
Awww he's a sweetie, good for you two I looked last night ours is a eureka as well, but thats all I know about it besides that it is kind of old, I know he had it before we got together, I didn't have a vaccum, no need for one.He cleaned a lot last night when I was asleep. I didn't ask. He's trying!
Keep us posted on your favorite posts from your book!
I hope I have better luck, but I was surprised by how much pregnancy hormones have affected me already, what with the occassional weepiness/crankiness, and the acne all over the place and I'm not even showing yet.
Whoops, maybe I am showing. Either that or I'm bloated. I don't really pay all that much attention to my own midriff, but I just took a look at it and it's slightly more poofy than usual. I should start taking photos every day.
He has a hard time taking a hint, and by that I mean that he's totally incapable of taking a hint, but once he's actually heard the message, he listens! He's a good guy. :smile:
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