Porn for Women

[Riven650]

I agree and unlike some who have everything,saw everything,did everything,i havnt had any written for me.:wink:

I know one thing though,i hate/d seeing myself on screen

I'd volunteer to write some hot story for you, and for subgirrl, but I hardly know either of you

 

[D_Sparroe Spongecaques]

I'd volunteer to write some hot story for you, and for subgirrl, but I hardly know either of you

Well for me if it had strawberries,pvc,drooly bj's,lemonade and a penny whistle then you;d be onto a winner!:wink:

 

[Riven650]

Well for me if it had strawberries,pvc,drooly bj's,lemonade and a penny whistle then you;d be onto a winner!:wink:

Throw down the gauntlet why don't ya

 

[D_Sparroe Spongecaques]

Throw down the gauntlet why don't ya

24 minutes has passed Riven and you still havnt sent me my porn:frown1:

 

[Riven650]

Hey PrincessTasha! That's not fair. We haven't even been formally introduced ) I have to have some context for the lemonade and penny whistle, or I'll write it all wrong and just as you get to the bit where you expect things to become steamy you'll realise it's just a quick re-hash of your shopping list after all and you've been duped by a some weird pervert masquerading as a porn writer and all these bloody perverts on LPSG, with their big hard cocks, they're all the same (except some are really big) and they just want to get into your knickers damn it. Worse than that, they probably only care about their own pleasure and... and... would probably make you blush when they undress you with their eyes, and would undoubtedly be a bit rough when they...

How am I doing?

 

[D_Sparroe Spongecaques]

Hey PrincessTasha! That's not fair. We haven't even been formally introduced ) I have to have some context for the lemonade and penny whistle, or I'll write it all wrong and just as you get to the bit where you expect things to become steamy you'll realise it's just a quick re-hash of your shopping list after all and you've been duped by a some weird pervert masquerading as a porn writer and all these bloody perverts on LPSG, with their big hard cocks, they're all the same (except some are really big) and they just want to get into your knickers damn it. Worse than that, they probably only care about their own pleasure and... and... would probably make you blush when they undress you with their eyes, and would undoubtedly be a bit rough when they...

How am I doing?

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh baby!!! I'm melting here!! **SWOOOOOOOOOOOON**

 

[Riven650]

:biggrin1:

 

[HiddenLacey]

I'm kind of hooked on this Manual Ferrara guy. I found myself watching really crappy YAWN porn today just to see him.

 

[B_subgirrl]

I'd volunteer to write some hot story for you, and for subgirrl, but I hardly know either of you

Thanks honey :tongue:

Hey PrincessTasha! That's not fair. We haven't even been formally introduced ) I have to have some context for the lemonade and penny whistle, or I'll write it all wrong and just as you get to the bit where you expect things to become steamy you'll realise it's just a quick re-hash of your shopping list after all

So true! Even with BDSM Library's excellent search engine I find myself reading away, thoroughly enjoying it, until I get to some sex act that I had said NOT to include. The best person to write porn for a woman is someone who knows them inside out AND has their shopping list.

and you've been duped by a some weird pervert masquerading as a porn writer and all these bloody perverts on LPSG, with their big hard cocks, they're all the same (except some are really big) and they just want to get into your knickers damn it. Worse than that, they probably only care about their own pleasure and... and... would probably make you blush when they undress you with their eyes, and would undoubtedly be a bit rough when they...

This was actually kinda working for me . . . :biggrin1:

Well for me if it had strawberries,pvc,drooly bj's,lemonade and a penny whistle then you;d be onto a winner!:wink:

Each to their own! I don't even want to know what you want done with the penny whistle . . .

 

[B_subgirrl]

So did he back up his claims?

Mine wasnt home made ones......:redface:

Nah, there was no camera. He'd just figured out that I would really like it if there was. I did spend the next few days wondering if he had been telling the truth. I was pretty stoned when he said it (and don't usually smoke) so my memory was more than a little fuzzy. I was quite relieved when he confirmed a few days later that he'd just been saying it to make me cum :tongue:.

Why the embarrassed face for the non-home mades? I think it's kinda cool :smile:. How many did you do (if that's not too private)?

 

[B_subgirrl]

So did he back up his claims?

Mine wasnt home made ones......:redface:

Nah, turned out there was no camera. I spent a few days a little worried though. I was pretty stoned when he said it so I wasn't entirely sure if it had really existed or not. But apparently he'd just said it coz he knew it would make me cum :biggrin1:.

Why the :redface: about the non-home mades? I think it's kinda cool :smile:. How many did you do (if that's not too private)?

 

[D_Sparroe Spongecaques]

Nah, turned out there was no camera. I spent a few days a little worried though. I was pretty stoned when he said it so I wasn't entirely sure if it had really existed or not. But apparently he'd just said it coz he knew it would make me cum :biggrin1:.

Why the :redface: about the non-home mades? I think it's kinda cool :smile:. How many did you do (if that's not too private)?

Stoned as in drugs?


I did 12 of them and i'm not proud of myself either,i'd be horrified if any were found by my kids,especially my son,if they were looking for porn.I've done a few things i shouldnt really have done but that's a past life......

p.s the penny whistle is very handy :redface:

 

[Riven650]

Thanks honey :tongue:




So true! Even with BDSM Library's excellent search engine I find myself reading away, thoroughly enjoying it, until I get to some sex act that I had said NOT to include. The best person to write porn for a woman is someone who knows them inside out AND has their shopping list.

This was actually kinda working for me . . . :biggrin1:


Glad you liked that subgirrl:smile: I was kind of getting into the swing of it, and knew I'd better stop. I had things to do, and it's fun leaving you gagging for more


Each to their own! I don't even want to know what you want done with the penny whistle . . .

Yes! MrsR read that over my shoulder and wondered if PrincessTasha plays it with her pussy :tongue:

 

[D_Sparroe Spongecaques]

Yes! MrsR read that over my shoulder and wondered if PrincessTasha plays it with her pussy :tongue:

Nope........ask her to guess again:wink:

 

[Riven650]

Nope........ask her to guess again:wink:

MrsR said, "Maybe she blows a tune on it when she comes .... Or perhaps it features as a magical device used by a devious seducer, Pied Piper fashion, to make her do things a 'nice girl' like her wouldn't ordinarily do." I said I think that's more likely. Or perhaps PrincessTasha uses her 'charming' little whistle to make something rise, but rather than effecting snakes, the strange music makes PrinceCharming's rather disappointing cock rise up, and grow bigger and bigger, until... Well, until she thinks it's worthy of her :love:

 

[B_subgirrl]

Stoned as in drugs?

Yeah, I was drunk and had a little pot. I don't usually smoke so it had a big effect on me. I think I was floating on the ceiling :biggrin1:

I did 12 of them and i'm not proud of myself either,i'd be horrified if any were found by my kids,especially my son,if they were looking for porn.I've done a few things i shouldnt really have done but that's a past life......

Oh gosh, it would be really bad if the kids found them. Maybe you should admit that you made them and give them a bit of warning - at least then they would know which ones NOT to watch.

In general though, I'm not sure that making porn is something you should be embarrassed about. I know I would never think any less of a woman because of it.

p.s the penny whistle is very handy :redface:

OK, what the FUCK do you use the penny whistle for?!?!? Now I am beyond curious!

 

[4x4]

I just read through this and enjoyed the ladies participation and perspective. I hope it stays active.

 

[D_Reuben Stallpisser]

I'd volunteer to write some hot story for you, and for subgirrl, but I hardly know either of you

I'll volunteer, too, but I don't write for free.

 

[D_Sparroe Spongecaques]

I'll volunteer, too, but I don't write for free.

That's ok,i'm more than capable of writing my own stories thanks.

 

[B_subgirrl]

I'll volunteer, too, but I don't write for free.

Thanks for the offer :smile: What kind of payment would you be asking? :biggrin1:

That's ok,i'm more than capable of writing my own stories thanks.

I'm not!