Porn has taught me that...

[Principessa]

There are creampie videos where they cum inside her.

My fave is Creampie Ebony - Ebony girls who love a good creampie inside them :redface: :tongue:

 

[crescendo69]

Almost all sexual encounters last 20 - 30 minutes.

Gay men are better looking than straight men. Wait, that is true!

All straight men can be talked into bottoming with other guys.

In gay group sex, everyone always cums over one guy, who then cums on himself.

Rubbers magically appear on a guy's cock right when he starts fucking.

 

[Principessa]

All women can put a condom on a cock with their mouth.

Oh yeah, I can do that, hmmm maybe porn is real. . .:tongue: ​

 

[conchis]

I have learned that women love to lick your asshole

I have learned that a woman has always a good girlfriend that like to suck a cock extracted from her butt

 

[D_Bob_Crotchitch]

I have learned that in real life people greatly enjoy having their arse sniffed.

 

[B_capslock]

I've learned that all women walk around with their butts already cleaned out for anal sex at any time.

I've learned that when girls hit puberty, their tits grow but they don't get hair on their pussies

I've learned that the larger a guy's dick is, the more he's want to fuck a girl in the ass.. because its 'tighter"

i've learned that 5" is tiny, 7" is small and that 8" is normal.

I've learned that all amateur girls just so happen to have shaved pussies and can fuck an 8 inch dick with no problem.

I've learned that college dorms all have web cams that stream onto the internet for $24 a month.

I've learned that if you have a video camera, no girl will say no to any of your advances.. in fact, their pussies will be shaved too and their ass have no shit residue.

 

[B_Veronica_Divine]

He must slap my in the face with his cock

you know, it never occured to me, but I should have probably told all my boyfriends when I was younger that I'm the one in ten trillion gal that actually likes that. I feel sorry for the poor boys going onto other women, pulling that, and getting deservedly dumped.

"But Veronica really liked it when I--" *SLAM!*

I think I just might be a bad person.

I almost preportionately HATE facials by contrast, though I'm willing to fake it every now and then.

 

[B_capslock]

Veronica... I wish I could climb the highest cliff, and swan-dive in to your ample amples. Just swimming inbetween that pillowy softness... lost in womanhood... searching for the nips amongs that square mileage of ta-ta-ness... feeling for that tawnt, abrupt lump of fleshy nips amonst that pool of female softness... You better have a crow bar, becasue of my lips lock onto your nips, you're gonna need to help me separate!!!

splat-splah ah!

 

[whatireallywant]

- 3 men are always better than 1

- If im not screaming then im not having fun

- I must let him skull fuck me

- He must slap my in the face with his cock

- All men can go for hours

- I am there only for his gratification

- He must ejaculate ON me

- I must look at him all pouty and dreamy eyed during sex

- I must preform doggie style EVERYTIME

OK...now the 3 men one and the doggie style one I'll go along with! :tongue: (ok maybe not doggie style every time - just most of the time?)

Oh, and the "all men can go for hours"? I WISH!!! :biggrin1:

*waiting for my 3 men to show up...* :tongue: :biggrin1:

 

[umass1]

Ihave learned that when a straight man is having his cock sucked by a gay man, straight porn has to be on the T.V., and the woman on the T.V.has to be screaming with pleasure.

 

[June_Berry]

All women can put a condom on a cock with their mouth.

Oh yeah, I can do that, hmmm maybe porn is real. . .:tongue: ​

So can I! Not that it matters...

I've learned that all alian abductions end with milti-speise sex.
I've learn that my man is hot even by porn standerds. :tongue:
Sex is an international language, you don't nead a translation.
The Japanese have a lot of beautiful, fully funtional hermaphrodites.
As soon as she has tits, she's fair game.
All girls love to pose and masterbate for a camera.
Female masterbation always intludes two large dildos, one in her pussy, one in her ass.
Only women or gay man can be tied up.

 

[jeff black]

How about this one:

It is a miracle anyone ever procreates, because all men pull out to ejaculate.

How true, eh?

I've learned that I can walk into anyone's home dressed as a plumber or pizza boy, and they will want to have sex with me because of my position of power.

I've also learned that while I am fucking someone, I can say almost any derogatory, racist, rude, or disgusting comment I wish to say, and the man/woman will just smile and beg for my cock or agree with what I said.

 

[yngjock20]

Porn has taught me that:

-People naturally repeat the exact same movements at least eight times in a row

-If a man is using the urinal, it's alright for me to grab his dick and start sucking it.

-Restaurants, classrooms, back alleys, car ports, shopping mall changing rooms, grocery store aisles, the desert, poorly decorated bedrooms, '76 Dodge minivans and swimming pools are all perfect places to have sex at any time of the day.

-When the fog starts rolling in, start taking off your clothes

-Hitchikers will always exchange sex for a ride...always

-It's better to be a 50-year old, slightly overweight, liver spotted former actor/turned director behind the camera than the amateur nubile young thing in front of the camera

 

[viking1]

I've learned that I can walk into anyone's home dressed as a plumber or pizza boy, and they will want to have sex with me because of my position of power.

Wow! How lucky you are. It dosen't happen that way for me.

Porn has taught me only the big boys have fun...

 

[June_Berry]

Porn has taught me that...
*People who walk in on you during sex with either join or watch.
*Man never fall out during intercorse, ever.
*Women aways ware sexy close, or nothing at all.
*Woman come in one of several catigories: slave, dominatrix, school girl, nurse, maid, ect...
*Women with blond hair have huge tits... Scratch that, all non-asian women have huge tits.
*White women want to be fucked by black men.
*Three-somes and more-somes are commen place.
*Every woman's a slut and every man is a horndog... wait, that is true...
*Women like to be raped (me: sick)
*Storyline is optional.

 

[WildHoney]

Porn has taught me

* Always keep my shoes on, no matter what!

* Make dewy eye'ed pouty lipped face face as I slurp cum from my lips and swish it around my mouth, dribble it down my body and rub into face and skin. Always say "mmm and yum"

* Accept arse and pussy slapping as mandatory acts, scream with pleasure.

* Oral sex for women, lasts approximately 1 min, and involves little effort

* Big, fat, hairy, old men are my priority sex partners, I should be lucky to be fucking them, look grateful

* Teach myself to be bisexual, all women are

* I am missing out as apparently when my friends come over, they all get naked and we fuck by the pool while our kids are at school.


xx
Honey

 

[DeepCurve]

Porn has taught me that men never remove their wristwatches during sex.

 

[41103]

Porn has taught me that you don't have to be big to play in a pornflick!

 

[B_Guy Love]

Porn has taught me that the ugliest man on the planet (Ron Jeremy) can get the most beautiful women.

 

[homelessmandril]

Porn has taught me.........German!


And a bit of Spanish.....ai papi!