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Porn has taught me that:

-All 20 year old women enjoy over 50 balding men with cocaine pinky fingers.
-All bitchy women bosses in corporate america secretly want a subordinate to bend her over her desk and handle her in a way she has never been handled before to cure said bitchiness
-All black men have huge 10 inch cocks
-All women are closeted bisexuals just waiting to fondled in the right way by another woman, and who would love for their boyfriend to join in the fun when the woman that awakens her bisexualness is fondling her
-Double penetration is the best thing in all the world
-You must moan or scream incredibily loud or you won't have an orgasm
-If your boss says get on your knees and suck his penis, you better do it, otherwise the HR lady will come in and spank you and join your boss in treating you like a sexual slave.
 

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- I must look at him all pouty and dreamy eyed during sex



That is the creepiest thing to me, the girls looking all glassy eyed at the guy as if having a cock in her mouth is her lifelong dream. More than likely though the girl is probably all coked up and completely out of it.
 

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I learned that asian men do not exist.
When two men are having sex with one woman the bigger dick gets the ass.
and my favorite lesson, You are a MILF at age 24.
 

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How true, eh?

I've learned that I can walk into anyone's home dressed as a plumber or pizza boy, and they will want to have sex with me because of my position of power.


Lol!! :laughing:

I've learned that a huge cock that goes directly from pounding your ass to fucking your mouth is exceptionally delicious.

Disregard what girls are taught about the importance of wiping from front to back—it’s sheer nonsense -- and that mixing anal and vaginal microbes is actually a fabulous idea and completely healthy for you. So go ahead, go from anal to vaginal and back again as much as you like.

All large breasts are implants.

You can wear stilettos while having wild sex. No one will get hurt and the sheets won’t get torn.

There are scores of women who will suck your cock before they’ve even kissed you.

All beautiful women will sleep with anyone who asks.

Women who enjoy sex will sleep with anyone who asks.

Women are bi-sexual. Period. Any woman who is not bi-sexual is not sexual, is in denial or just hasn’t tried it yet.

 

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That is the creepiest thing to me, the girls looking all glassy eyed at the guy as if having a cock in her mouth is her lifelong dream. More than likely though the girl is probably all coked up and completely out of it.
You'd be coked up too if you had to fuck some of those butt ugly men! :tongue:

Porn has taught me that the ugliest man on the planet (Ron Jeremy) can get the most beautiful women.
:biggrin1: :tongue: :biggrin1: Ron Jeremy is proof no man is too ugly for sex!

Porn has taught me that you don't have to be big to play in a pornflick!
Really? :eek: Where have you been getting your non-big cock porn?!?!:confused:

Porn has taught me that men never remove their wristwatches during sex. :confused:
Thats cause they need to get back home to their wives.:tongue:

Porn has taught me

* Always keep my shoes on, no matter what!

* Make dewy eye'ed pouty lipped face face as I slurp cum from my lips and swish it around my mouth, dribble it down my body and rub into face and skin. Always say "mmm and yum" I find that sooo gross!

* Accept arse and pussy slapping as mandatory acts, scream with pleasure.

* Oral sex for women, lasts approximately 1 min, and involves little effort :mad:

* Big, fat, hairy, old men are my priority sex partners, I should be lucky to be fucking them, look grateful

* Teach myself to be bisexual, all women are Not, bloody likely!

* I am missing out as apparently when my friends come over, they all get naked and we fuck by the pool while our kids are at school. What?!? All MILF's don't do this? :eek: :confused: Wouldn't it be cheaper than a sex club membership?:tongue:


xx
Honey
 

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Hey you guys are so funny!! I've never laughed so much for ages. The only one I can come up with is that -
Women who have obviously spent hours in the hair salon don't mind getting two or three loads deposited in their hair just so they can get a bit on their face.
 

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* women are instantly wet
* they have torn faces where you don't know if their in pain or pleasure (that's probably some male dom thing)
* women appearantly like to be banged so hard they could make a uterus milkshake.

on the gay side:
* bottoms never get to come, or after the top has (he's got first dibbs)
* bottoms are allways twinkie types barely 18 (supossedly)
* tops are allways older (there's a natural evolving state, a young gay likes it up the ass and an older likes to fuck one)
* all gay men are muscled beyond reason
 

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I've learned that no matter what the situation, you are going to score if that cheesy synthesizer lounge music starts playing. Odds are also good that her gf /coworker/sexy boss/sister will happen upon you two and immediately disrobe too.
 

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The music can suck (no pun intended) so bad it almost ruins the scene(s).
(Where's that Damned Mute button !)

Does No one have any good looking guys helping with yard work ?

There ARE some guys in porn Uglier than Ron Jeremy !
Only seen old footage of John Holmes....but damn.....put a bag over his head....the big one:smile: .
And one or two others who were butt ugly......Much worse than RJ.
I wouldn't say RJ was at the level of butt ugly......just kinda ordinary.
I don't just consider how he looks now....what about 10 or 20 years ago ?

And last (for now)

Even if they're getting drilled by a monster cock, there are some women who act/look/sound as excited as if they're taking out the garbage.
 

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I've learned that if a girl ever cancels a date with me, I will be guaranteed at the minimum a blow job from my roommate/friend (they really do care about me being sexually tense regardless of their sexual orientation :rolleyes: !)