Porn Is Boring...something Exciting?

[superdotato]

Finding something to get off to is proving really difficult lately. Everything is so boring or the same old shit.

Any exciting Vids please...? I wanna cummmm

 

[878103]

Here you go

 

[teddybaerli1]

No dear

well, then we will all be unable to help you. What a pity! Having internet access and having the option to watch thousands and tousands of videos, gosh, if you can't find anything for your own taste then that is a real sad fact. Sorry for that, I always find what makes me hot and always do again.

 

[Crushed Coconut]

You seem to all be offended at my post. If you don’t like it then kindly get off the thread instead of telling me what I should and shouldn’t be posting.

With respect to Don Henley, I'm about to get down to the heart of the matter.

You come on here, dismissing the entire lot of gay porn (which must consist of tens if not hundreds of thousands of quality scenes) as "boring", then want other people to do your work for you by finding something you enjoy, and not even bother to mention what genre or fetish or site or star interests you, then assume it's everyone else that has the problem and not you.

That is, quite frankly, messed up. If you can't find something decent to watch, then you're obviously not looking hard enough. Stop wasting everyone's time.

 

[Industrialsize]

If you have an internet connection, and can't find porn that excites you...........

 

[Crushed Coconut]

Like I said before, rather than lecturing and telling others how and what they should post, just stay away rather than getting your self righteous selves all over the thread I created. Thanks.

You don't control whether I stay away or not.

What, do you expect us to have ESP or the ability to read minds or something? How in the fresh hell are we supposed to know what you want? Porn is the "same ole thing"? Well, yeah, it's basically intercourse and/or oral, that's 100% of your porn updates right there.

 

[Crushed Coconut]

It does seem rude, to me its obvious he's asking for some stuff outside of the mainstream that wouldn't be easily searchable if you dont know what you're looking for. No clue why the hostility.

Maybe try JOI vids?

There's an old adage about stupid questions and what happens when people ask them. And Pot meeting kettle and all of that.

 

[lokibrand]

Yall are acting like weirdo bullies.

 

[abclou]

Only YOU can find what turns you on.
Don't waite for us to do your searching and posting.

 

[Crushed Coconut]

See above

Stop trolling here.

 

[yokozinho]

Go on r/askreddit and search for the word "fetish". You are gonna discover so much stuff there.

 

[teddybaerli1]

Like I said before, rather than lecturing and telling others how and what they should post, just stay away rather than getting your self righteous selves all over the thread I created. Thanks.

Come on, it's getting ridiculous. Not we have to stay away, we are members with year long experiences but you don't know what you want or it is fun for you to get on our nerves. Sorry. Just read the comments above and you see what I mean.

 

[superdotato]

I totally get you (I think) as I'm really starting to walk away from porn right now.
As you said, the majority of the porn I watch (gay or straight) tend to be the same mainstream, flavorless, redundant crap...
Sadly, the only things I could suggest you would be "ethical porn" (with directors such as Erika Lust who aim to make porn more "human" and romantic), or maybe amateur porn.
Here is an exemple : Erotic Films - Adult Cinema On Demand

Will look it up. Thanks man!

 

[teddybaerli1]

thread sucks.

I don't wonder why, it was so clear to predict!

 

[superdotato]

I don't wonder why, it was so clear to predict!

You bitter queens make me laugh. Haha

 

[Crushed Coconut]

You bitter queens make me laugh. Haha

Let me tell you something: I've only been here a short time, but I have found the people here to be extremely polite and generous and helpful and that's not something you see very often today. The fact that your shit post didn't get you anywhere other than a few very generic places to look really ought to speak volumes to you.

 

[teddybaerli1]

Let me tell you something: I've only been here a short time, but I have found the people here to be extremely polite and generous and helpful and that's not something you see very often today. The fact that your shit post didn't get you anywhere other than a few very generic places to look really ought to speak volumes to you.

My dear Crushed Coconut, I do kiss you! Wonderful comment of a man with common sense, thank you so much.
And when a new member with 24 messages offends a very active member who has pleased thousands of fans on LPSG for more than 10 years then we will see how long he will stay here. I guess the problem will solve itself. We just have to wait. Thanks again, dear Curshed Coconut, you made my day!

 

[Grayhair]

You have to be creative and clever to perform a search on the net, it is a challenge and an exam for your intellect!. Try something that maybe you keep in mind like "gay porn with plot", "gay beach cruising", "gay fetish", "gay full movie" etc. Be creative! Good luck!

 

[teddybaerli1]

And again, this is where my favorite game comes in:

teddybaerli! likes received - 90,890
superdotato likes received - 10

Would you like a recount?

My dear Crushed Coconut, I do thank you again. But that strange member we are talking of is not worth while to be mentioned anymore. We really should ignore him. Nevertheless your comment is highly appreciated and all
members with common sense will surely second. So what is one ignorant among more than 90.000 likes which express so much appreciation. I wish you a very nice weekend and I am really glad to know members as you are. Thank you so much, my friend. Big kiss- Ted

 

[teddybaerli1]

I'm one step ahead of you my friend, I put that thing on ignore about 15 minutes ago.

You are great, I just did the same! And he can't reach us anymore!