Porn Is Not Real Life

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But I want to believe in porn and all that it beholds. I have dozens of cosmetic operations planned, too. Lips, butt, breasts, vagina...I am dying to be a perfect little sex toy. And 7.5? Don’t make me laugh! Don’t even wake me up unless you’re packing a good 10.5!

*above is complete bullshit
 

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There’s also another thread from a guy who says from his experience his big dick has ruined women for other dicks. Blah, blah, blah. Women told him so. They make more noises, etc. Well, I know I make more noise - cause it hurts. Not my thing unless I’m in love and I have to learn to accommodate.

Women will say anything. Big dicks can be a novelty. Ride one at a sex club. Try one in college. Ruin me for other dicks? Huh. Don’t think so. Give me an all-purpose peen any day of the week. Good for oral, good for penetration. Visually pleasing. My favourite.
 

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I like Tom Selleck. Seems like a nice guy… but I can't help but find the jet-black dye job on his hair and mustache quite distracting. It doesn't work with his distinguished, older gentleman face. A natural bit of salt and pepper would look great on him.
 
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I was about to ask the same thing. I couldnt wrap my brain around what he meant.
Yeah I thought on it for 2 seconds and came up with “Soujs like bullshit, but maybe it’s profound...nahhh”

Figured I’d ask though.