Porn Is Not Real Life

[twoton]

In another thread a guy is about to give up on dating because he's only 7-7.5 and women are rejecting him for not being big enough.
Please, ladies, try to understand: Porn is not real life.

 

[LaFemme]

But I want to believe in porn and all that it beholds. I have dozens of cosmetic operations planned, too. Lips, butt, breasts, vagina...I am dying to be a perfect little sex toy. And 7.5? Don’t make me laugh! Don’t even wake me up unless you’re packing a good 10.5!

*above is complete bullshit

 

[PlumTip]

You know what I want? A tan porn dick. The tan part is achievable I guess if I put the effort in lol.

 

[LaFemme]

There’s also another thread from a guy who says from his experience his big dick has ruined women for other dicks. Blah, blah, blah. Women told him so. They make more noises, etc. Well, I know I make more noise - cause it hurts. Not my thing unless I’m in love and I have to learn to accommodate.

Women will say anything. Big dicks can be a novelty. Ride one at a sex club. Try one in college. Ruin me for other dicks? Huh. Don’t think so. Give me an all-purpose peen any day of the week. Good for oral, good for penetration. Visually pleasing. My favourite.

 

[willow78]

If 7 inches isn't big enough, he must be dating DJs...

 

[twoton]

Someone should invent a penis with interchangeable attachments.

 

[918177]

Someone should invent a penis with interchangeable attachments.

They have.
It's called a dildo and it's blessedly quiet and can live in the bedside draw with no ego to stroke.

 

[Thepenismightier81]

If porn were real, there would be more sweet mustaches. Sigh. One can dream of a day when I could wear a porn-stache witbiut being ridiculed.

 

[Scarletbegonia]

If porn were real, there would be more sweet mustaches. Sigh. One can dream of a day when I could wear a porn-stache witbiut being ridiculed.

That day passed in 1979.

 

[Thepenismightier81]

That day passed in 1979.

Bwahahaha. Thats true.

 

[MickeyLee]

Bwahahaha. Thats true.

Tell that to Tom Selleck.. man is 'stached for the gods!

 

[Thepenismightier81]

Tell that to Tom Selleck.. man is 'stached for the gods![/QUOTE

Tom Selleck is my mom's #1 hot dude.

 

[willow78]

Tom Selleck and Burt Reynolds.

Oh my...

 

[Mule]

I like Tom Selleck. Seems like a nice guy… but I can't help but find the jet-black dye job on his hair and mustache quite distracting. It doesn't work with his distinguished, older gentleman face. A natural bit of salt and pepper would look great on him.

 

[marriedasian]

porn is not representative of life however it is transformative of life so it's not a big surprise if people think porn is real.

 

[Tattooed Goddess]

Guys take your got damned socks off when we fuck. I'd feel silly being face down ass up in socks. Porn is not real life people.

 

[deleted1846971]

porn is not representative of life however it is transformative of life so it's not a big surprise if people think porn is real.

Transformative in what way?

 

[deleted1846971]

Guys take your got damned socks off when we fuck. I'd feel silly being face down ass up in socks. Porn is not real life people.

But what if I need grip though?

 

[Tattooed Goddess]

Transformative in what way?

I was about to ask the same thing. I couldnt wrap my brain around what he meant.

 

[deleted1846971]

I was about to ask the same thing. I couldnt wrap my brain around what he meant.

Yeah I thought on it for 2 seconds and came up with “Soujs like bullshit, but maybe it’s profound...nahhh”

Figured I’d ask though.