Porn Is Not Real Life

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Porn has taught me:
- I'm not hung well enough to satisfy anyone
- The women I've loved aren't really enjoying it since they don't squirt over and over
- My house isn't nice enough
- I need to spend more time in the gym (blech!)
- STDs are a fallacy and nobody needs to practice safe sex
 

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In another thread a guy is about to give up on dating because he's only 7-7.5 and women are rejecting him for not being big enough.
Please, ladies, try to understand: Porn is not real life.

I thought we agreed to break this news gently, a little bit at a time. But now that the cat's out of the bag, ok. Porn DOES NOT WORK in real life.

I don't know any woman who hasn't already got that memo.
 

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I thought we agreed to break this news gently, a little bit at a time. But now that the cat's out of the bag, ok. Porn DOES NOT WORK in real life.

I don't know any woman who hasn't already got that memo.

Unfortunately, Hollywood is against us in this fight. We just watched "Life of the Party," and the female characters' husbands' sexual inadequacies were the butt of several jokes. And I think we all know what Melissa McCarthy and Maya Rudolph mean when they joke about "inadequate" men.
 

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Unfortunately, Hollywood is against us in this fight. We just watched "Life of the Party," and the female characters' husbands' sexual inadequacies were the butt of several jokes. And I think we all know what Melissa McCarthy and Maya Rudolph mean when they joke about "inadequate" men.

Yup. Welcome to 2019. Men. Are. All. Evil.
 
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Unfortunately, Hollywood is against us in this fight. We just watched "Life of the Party," and the female characters' husbands' sexual inadequacies were the butt of several jokes. And I think we all know what Melissa McCarthy and Maya Rudolph mean when they joke about "inadequate" men.
Hollywood needs to cut that out. They need to quit going to the easy joke that small peens don’t satisfy and big peens do. I hear it on talk shows, too. It’s always a joke. And it’s sexist and unfair to men. It’s exactly the same as the big titted dumb blonde or smart brunette. It’s sexist and tired. Every time I hear it I want to throw something at the screen.
 

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In another thread a guy is about to give up on dating because he's only 7-7.5 and women are rejecting him for not being big enough.
Please, ladies, try to understand: Porn is not real life.
You mean 100% of those women in porn were faking it?

Now...I Just Don't Know What To Do With Myself.
 

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An old friend used to work at a porn shop in DeKalb, IL. During her stint there, she became a total size queen. Between the videos she had to sell/rent, and the Inches magazine she stocked on the shelf, she began to exclusively want guys who were 8 + inches. In all honesty, she found her fair share, including an 11-inch possessing wide receiver on the NIU footballl team. So, what's my point? Fast forward to today. She is in love and has had two kids with a good guy who is packing 5-inches. Yes, porn influenced her life. Love brought her back to reality.
 

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Hollywood needs to cut that out. They need to quit going to the easy joke that small peens don’t satisfy and big peens do. I hear it on talk shows, too. It’s always a joke. And it’s sexist and unfair to men. It’s exactly the same as the big titted dumb blonde or smart brunette. It’s sexist and tired. Every time I hear it I want to throw something at the screen.

Well LPSG isn't much help either. Sadly members who can't seperate internet from reality. All those shopped pics online doesn't help.

But you're right
 

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Hollywood needs to cut that out. They need to quit going to the easy joke that small peens don’t satisfy and big peens do. I hear it on talk shows, too. It’s always a joke. And it’s sexist and unfair to men. It’s exactly the same as the big titted dumb blonde or smart brunette. It’s sexist and tired. Every time I hear it I want to throw something at the screen.

^quoted for repetition. Pass it on
 

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Nonsense. The man is telling a story and it's completely unbelievable.

I don't think any man with a 7 inch penis has ever been rejected for their size in the history of humanity... it's a preposterous notion.

Glad you said this. I was thinking it too. Maybe one person said something about his dick to him, but not multiples. My bet is that it’s in his head and not because multiple women rejected him because his alleged big peen wasn’t big enough
 
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Is this really a woman's issue?

Unfortunately, Hollywood is against us in this fight. We just watched "Life of the Party," and the female characters' husbands' sexual inadequacies were the butt of several jokes. And I think we all know what Melissa McCarthy and Maya Rudolph mean when they joke about "inadequate" men.

I wonder who wrote the movie. Was it women or men? If it was women, perhaps they are just speaking their truth. Perhaps for them size matters and they just want the world to know it. If it was men, they should just stop.
 

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Is this really a woman's issue?



I wonder who wrote the movie. Was it women or men? If it was women, perhaps they are just speaking their truth. Perhaps for them size matters and they just want the world to know it. If it was men, they should just stop.

Wonder no more: It was capitalists who know what they are doing
 
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In another thread a guy is about to give up on dating because he's only 7-7.5 and women are rejecting him for not being big enough.
Please, ladies, try to understand: Porn is not real life.
Lot of people thinking that the actors having big and they have sex long time. Please they use some tricks please believe the reality
 

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In another thread a guy is about to give up on dating because he's only 7-7.5 and women are rejecting him for not being big enough.
Please, ladies, try to understand: Porn is not real life.
That same guy should try dating from other sources. Real life goes both ways.