porn made you picky?

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Question to all who watch porn and like certain types: Does your quest for the perfect video - performers - story line - camera angles - etc make you crazy? Sometimes I am watching a scene and get so crazy because the video could be so much better if the angle was better or the girl would stop fake moaning, or the guy had a better body - or whatever. What makes you crazy-disappointed when watching a video?
 
I've been pissed off, especially with wrong angles on several occasions. Fake moaning as you mentioned is just disturbing. I don't know, if I've ever seen a vid where the woman actually had an orgasm. The pair on the set changes position. The next thing I see, is that the guy is already inside the woman. I want to see the very moment of penetration. If it's the kind of dick, that lloks very heavy hanging down (e.g. Jack Napier), I want to see it filmed from right in front. This was a little difficult to explain, as english is not my mother tongue, but hope you see what I mean.
 
thanks for the responses. it drives me nuts that "most of the time" the man's head is cut off. i'd rather see the couple than just the close up. maybe some porn directors will see this thread.
 
I think producers should try harder to mix scenes of close-ups AND wide angle where both whole bodies are visible. Also, cameramen seem to botch the POV scenes a lot. Every once in a while you'll see a good few seconds but not often enough.

Producers: HERE is a video that has a tiny piece of "correct" POV. That tiny piece is from 19:11 - 19:29. Check it out.
 
One more thing. Instead of the male just dropping his pants to his knees, and the woman starting sucking immediately, I'd like to see him stone hard through a pair of tight white underwear first.
 
Question to all who watch porn and like certain types: Does your quest for the perfect video - performers - story line - camera angles - etc make you crazy? Sometimes I am watching a scene and get so crazy because the video could be so much better if the angle was better or the girl would stop fake moaning, or the guy had a better body - or whatever. What makes you crazy-disappointed when watching a video?
This is one reason I stopped buying videos about 6 years ago. More than half of them did nothing for me. Now with the tube sites, I can scan through the ones I like and save them to my favs.

I hate fake moaning by both women and men. I hate the abusive videos like the gagging and puking.

I wish they would start out some times with the guy soft. There is nothing hotter than watching a grower expand to huge size.

Stop with the gyno examinations. I know what a pussy looks like. No more gapping assholes, that is a real turnoff.
 
Yes the gaping is a huge fail. I know what they were thinking by doing them, but they don't work. I know the pussy/ass is gaped when there is a huge dick in it. Showing me that it remains gaped after you pull it out just shows me that the girl is incredibly loose and the feeling in my imagination is that there is less sensation for both.

Did I over analyze that?
 
I don't know if this is about being picky, but the only thing worse than poorly acted, ridiculous scenarios is this "reality" phenom (the most ironic name ever), where they act like they are just meeting some girl walking around on the street, and on film and she agrees to go fuck some strange guy she's never met while another guy she's never met films it. Unless its done-super well, so much better when they put aside all the make-believe bullshit and they just get down to business.
 
I enjoy porn, but I've also enjoyed plenty of real-life experiences. My guess is that porn only makes you picky if you watch a lot of porn and don't have much sex IRL.
Not saying picky....Is there anything is today's pornos that you don't like.
 
Not saying picky....Is there anything is today's pornos that you don't like.

There's a lot about porn that I hate. Most commercial porn is badly acted with fake moaning. I'd rather watch two guys or two girls or a guy and a girl who are just really into each other. You can tell in an amateur vid when two people are truly turned on by each other.

Love seeing creampies instead of cum shots, too. The former is a little fetish of mine; the latter just makes a good fuck look fake at the last minute.

I ususally end up going to Xtube to see real people fuck when I want some porn.