Porn Movie Quotes

[WillyLong]

Have you ever heard someone say something in a porn movie that sounded so hot that it just sticks in your mind? Here are four that I remember:

1. Fuck me Senor! (said by a spanish guy who was getting fucked by big dick Michael Brandon)

2. Time for fucking! (said by big dick Russian Igor from machofucker.com)

And these two, said by big dick Keiran from ericvideos.com as he was fucking a guy

3. Stop fighting it.
4. Just grit your teeth and bear it.

 

[B_Lightkeeper]

"Do You Mind If I Smoke While You Eat?" - from "Deep Throat." A guy is eating a cunt while she lites up.

 

[WillyLong]

"Do You Mind If I Smoke While You Eat?" - from "Deep Throat." A guy is eating a cunt while she lites up.

Love that one!

 

[houtx48]

A twink hits Barrett Long up side the head after a fuck and say " how do you like my bet''?

 

[Deno]

ya wanna touch it, I forget the guys name , he did a solo and said to the cameraman. think his name was Marco. Hot guy with a bit of a sunken breastplate.

 

[willow78]

"All the better to fuck you with."

- said by Kevin Kemp (I think) in Huge Black Delicious 2.

 

[354666]

Not particularly hot, but I found it really funny last night: "I'm going to fuck you, motherfucker."

 

[D_Pokin Joe Frazier]

Stand back I dont know how big this thing is going to get.

 

[zephyr808]

This "dialogue" (aka ad-libbing) happened before the scene got hot, it was Chad Douglas in the 80s film "Spring Break" and he is talking to the blond Cory guy at the kitchen table. Cory asks him if he was involved in any sports when he was in college, and Chad replies, "well, you know, I did some jogging, and I did some weight lifting, calisthenics..." which always cracks me up. It would have been hilarious if Cory had replied, "so, no right?"

 

[Zeuhl34]

2. Time for fucking! (said by big dick Russian Igor from machofucker.com)

That made me laugh for some reason. Russian accents can be pretty funny.

 

[WillyLong]

In the Falcon Studios classic movie Night Flight, big dick O.G. Johnson throws hot blonde Joe Gere on the bed and barks in what sounds like a Brazilian accent:

"I'm going to fuck that little white ass!"

Here's the teaser link

Falcon Studios - Night Flight : Joe Gere, O G Johnson - Anal Sex, interacial, Pre condom, Oral sex, African american movie

 

[WillyLong]

Stand back I dont know how big this thing is going to get.

lol

 

[concupisys]

a friend of mine once sent me this really funny gonzo clip (extreme pussy squirting) where a woman was standing over this guy who was sitting on the living room floor.... she is masturbating herself to climax, and the guy says, "let me drink it..." the girl suddenly starts to shudder and squirt, and she screams:

"YEAH MOTHERFUCKER! DRINK IT MOTHERFUCKER! TAKE A MOTHERFUCKING BATH IN IT MOTHERFUCKER!!!!"

it was pretty hysterical....

 

[WillyLong]

"You want to sit on my cock?" (said with a Spanish accent by D.O. to Hot Rod in D.O.'s first scene for Lucas Entertainment)

 

[FleshlightMouth]

"Suck that dick!" (Jeff Stryker in every single movie he was in)

 

[edonline]

Not hot, but memorable. Kevin Williams from "Big Guns": "Well, this is my bed, and that's my parents' bed, and this is where I sleep." Don't know why I still remember that after all the years.

 

[Phil Ayesho]

I'm gonna have to go with , " UH!"

From Every Porn Movie Ever Made.

 

[Wirmboi]

"Look over there!"
"See that piece of ass facing us at the counter?"
"Her beautiful smile, and them eyes."
"Makes me wanna grabber by the hair, and whip her around, and fuck her up the ass!"

donno what movie it was from... but it stayed with me far too long.

 

[D_22]

I remember seeing a Byron Long one years back. He was suppose to be a slave having sex with a white woman. I remember laughing at him telling her with a Southern accent, "Taste it. It's chocolate."

Also, Wesley Pipes ALWAYS cracks me up when he talks in his scenes. I remember one scene where he and other guys were gang banging Ava Devine and while another guy is having sex with her, he says, "Damn, my baby momma getting smashed." My best friend and I started cracking up. And some time before while Ava was jacking and sucking, she's looking at the camera saying, "Yeah, I'm making my money. I'm making my money" with Pipes prodding her on.

 

[LadeeT]

The funniest line I heard was from some unknown guy in a gay porn flick.
The movie was about these dudes supposedly in a correctional faciility but the guards came in and bascially made the prison into a orgy house.

The quote was; "So is this how you spend tax-payer dollars - taking fuck breaks?"