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( I chose for this to go in the "Appearance" forum because it is a concern of an appearance-related topic.)


My pet peeve is that I really find it off-putting when the people in porn look unhealthy. This is not a thread about weight issues, I'm talking about the rampant usage of drugs among many porn actors. If there's a photo spread featuring one person, then the next day, they suddenly appear tired or worn out.... I don't find that appealing. I can't accuse all people of using drugs, but at least get some rest or makeup before locking a photograph into the timeline.


I just needed to get that off my chest. Thanks.


What are your thoughts?
......or......
Do you have any pet peeves about porn that you want to share?
 

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What are your thoughts?

Yeah, when people in porn look strung-out it just makes me sad and kinda depressed. I don't mind actors being thin or whatever, but I agree with the "worn out" look.


Do you have any pet peeves about porn that you want to share?

Porn talk. "Oh gawd fuck me so hard unnnngggghhhh fuck my hole."

No thank you. :S
 

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Dirty feet! Feet are kind of like an anti-fetish for me anyway;:puke:

But I can't stand to see the bottom of the actors' feet and have them look like they've been walking through the fucking La Brea Tar Pits. If the set is that damn dirty, keep a few damp washcloths around and clean up before filming.
 

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Chicks going crazy for cum after a bj like they haven't had a feed in a month. I know guys generally tend to like this, but I don't.

Also don't like it when the women are merely objects. Which is in about 90% of straight porn.
 
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It makes me mad when a dude blows his nut and the chick doesnt have the decency to polish his knob off. Pisses me off!
 

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Chicks going crazy for cum after a bj like they haven't had a feed in a month. I know guys generally tend to like this, but I don't.

Also don't like it when the women are merely objects. Which is in about 90% of straight porn.
I have the exact same pet peeve. It's probably why I don't watch straight porn all that much anymore...
 

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chicks going apeshit overacting, chicks that won't unglue their eyes from the camera, and guys (mostly it seems) with gunky tongues. A plaque coated tongue, whitish or yellowish is enough to gross anyone out, even more the smell of a coated tongue.

Also when a guy or girl is in a facial cum shot and you can tell they can't stand the cum on their face. Ususally with each shot they're jerking away with a funny expression on their face. Let someone else take the facial..
 
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- When they try and write a story-arc, that usually fails, into the sequence.
- Music
- Voice over 'moaning'
- Real time moaning that goes way over the top...to the point where u turn the vol off
- Actors/actresses that are obviously so far up in the trees they are hitting bird nests
 
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Calling them "amateurs" when they obviously are not. Peroxide blonde hair on so many of the women. Moans on the soundtrack which were obviously dubbed in later and not in sync with the video. Bad tatts.
 

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My biggest porn pet peeve is when the video freezes or buffers at the exact moment I'm about to shoot my load. It's like the internet KNOWS I'm about to nut! I guess that's more of a computer pet peeve...
 

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All of these above plus...

Stadium lighting - no one actually has sex with that much lighting. Shadows make naked people look hot

Tired same scenes - allow for some random and authentic actions that come off passionate and real

Bad camera work - too far away, too close up, weird angles. This stuff really is distracting

I could go on only because I'm in this field. Film, not porn
 

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when girls choke and gag and spit from deep throating and keep doing it until they are about to barf...and the "i love the taste of cum" over done bit~ if it tasted that good, there would be a 32 flavors at Baskin Robbins.....
 

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Jumping from hot making out to piston sex close ups

Bad camera work - too far away, too close up, weird angles. This stuff really is distracting

Tell me about it. One of my biggest pet peeves is when you find porn with two people you find really attractive, and the whole thing is just close-up, poorly-lit, over-long edits of some greasy dick going into a slimy hole.
 

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the whole process of finding a watchable porn is a bonerkiller. sifting through pages and pages of 2-minute videos. then you find one decent enough to watch with a couple dudes but it won't go fullscreen and the flashy ads on the side of the page are of some underage-looking girl who looks like she's getting raped. the worst