Porn Pet Peeves

Capitolhillguy

Worshipped Member
Verified
Gold
Joined
Nov 25, 2007
Posts
4,771
Media
11
Likes
14,668
Points
518
Location
USA
Verification
View
Sexuality
90% Gay, 10% Straight
Gender
Male
1. I hate scenes where the tops jack off in the bottom's mouth. That is auto eroticism not sex.
2. i hate that 90% of gay porn stars couldn't get anyone off with their head if they tried.
3. I hate that 95% of fucking scenes end in auto eroticism by the top and not with sex with the bottom getting the top off.
4. I don't get the whole daddy / son thing
5 I largely don't like the bottom to ride the top.
6. I HATE scenes where the bottom never cums. I often like Jason Sparks Live scenes, but in over half only one party cums. If the bottom cums, the top doesn't cum. That is crazy.
Sorry I am so opinionated.
Do you have any porn pet peeves.
 
  • Like
Reactions: rjgrtx

bmagic

Superior Member
Verified
Gold
Platinum Gold
Joined
Jul 16, 2010
Posts
1,602
Media
1
Likes
5,240
Points
693
Location
Texas (United States)
Verification
View
Sexuality
100% Gay, 0% Straight
Gender
Male
Creampie/breeding scenes when they pull out to cum on their asshole and try to hurry up and put it back in. Just cum inside without pulling out then because it's not the same and not really a true creampie/breeding scene
 

Capitolhillguy

Worshipped Member
Verified
Gold
Joined
Nov 25, 2007
Posts
4,771
Media
11
Likes
14,668
Points
518
Location
USA
Verification
View
Sexuality
90% Gay, 10% Straight
Gender
Male
Creampie/breeding scenes when they pull out to cum on their asshole and try to hurry up and put it back in. Just cum inside without pulling out then because it's not the same and not really a true creampie/breeding scene
Preach! Hallelujah LOL
 

Crushed Coconut

Superior Member
Joined
May 5, 2019
Posts
2,784
Media
0
Likes
7,834
Points
158
Location
Michigan (United States)
Sexuality
100% Gay, 0% Straight
Gender
Male
I hate it that so many decent, attractive, talented performers over the years have been more or less forgotten while people constantly fawn over models with long careers, personal issues and zero sex appeal. Yeah, I'm looking at you Blake Mitchell, Reese Rideout, William Seed, Ashton Summers, Dante Colle, Kaleb Styker, Paul Canon, Michael Del Ray, Austin Wilde and Collin Simpson

I mean, it's like Ed Sheeran with music. People would come along and say "Really? Is this the best the industry has to offer right now?"
 
  • Like
Reactions: Ragnacok173

mikeyalbany22

Loved Member
Joined
May 7, 2006
Posts
417
Media
0
Likes
688
Points
323
Sexuality
100% Gay, 0% Straight
Gender
Male
I hate hate hate when there's a good muscle-worship duo , but as soon as the fucking starts they stop flexing. If I wanted to watch a normal sex scene I'd watch a normal sex scene...
 
  • Like
Reactions: Wulfmate

coxslover

Superior Member
Verified
Gold
Joined
Sep 20, 2007
Posts
1,045
Media
10
Likes
3,006
Points
468
Location
Chicago
Verification
View
Sexuality
99% Gay, 1% Straight
Gender
Male
I hate scenes that go on and on and on..., no change in angle, rhythm, sound, etc. Stretching out a fuck scene to make it last longer isn’t erotic to me, just boring. I can always fast forward, which I usually do, but why have it to begin with? Edit!
 

Crushed Coconut

Superior Member
Joined
May 5, 2019
Posts
2,784
Media
0
Likes
7,834
Points
158
Location
Michigan (United States)
Sexuality
100% Gay, 0% Straight
Gender
Male
I hate scenes that go on and on and on..., no change in angle, rhythm, sound, etc. Stretching out a fuck scene to make it last longer isn’t erotic to me, just boring. I can always fast forward, which I usually do, but why have it to begin with? Edit!

You just described 99% of Active Duty and Next Door Studios scenes. I actually like both studios and (because I'm a completist) watch the videos all the way through, but yeah, they tend to be unnecessarily long much of the time. If Corbin Fisher does a long scene, then it's usually pretty good and they pack it with variety, but AD and NDS scenes can be an hour long and half of that is just blow jobs.
 
  • Like
Reactions: coxslover