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jon.adkins: Does anyone know of any really good names of porn spoofs of real films? You know, in the great tradition of films such as "Shaving Ryan's Privates" and "The Bare Witch Project". Also, what about names of future porn spoofs which could be made?
 

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How about I Cream of Jeannie or The Fortune Nookie.

As for future hits, a historically accurate The Gangbangs of New York or the embarrassing Giggly. Maybe a fetish fantasy: Binding Nemo.

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swimguy_14: theres a matrix one, wit that hot fit french chich
 

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I can remember way back in the 90's there was a flick called EDWARD PENISHANDS. Or there was a terminator spoof called,[/I]THE PENETRATOR , and his catch phrase was, "I'll cum again!" I believe, and you couldn't help but notice it back then, that it was Franscois Papillion, who was married to then XXX star Kascha who was in it.
 
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Partialartist: How about TV shows?

The Brady Munch
Leave Her to Beaver
 

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Keeping on that "theme", there would also be

No Dick, Man, Dykes

Geez, TV shows seem to make for a lesbian theme.
 
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BRMSTN69: OK TV showes here we go.

the Parkers= The porker's
boy meets world= Boy meets Boy
dawsons creek= Dawsons Crack
Sliders= Pole Sliders
Buffy the Vampire Slayer= Buffy the Vampire Layer
nip/tuck=nip/fuck
NYPD Blue=NYPD Blew
little house on the pairie=little whorehouse on the pairie
whose line is it anyway= whose ass is it anyway
baywatch=babewatch
The X-Files= The SEX Files
Without A Trace= Without A Condom
Everybody Loves Raymond= Everybody Fucks Raymond
Star Trek-DS9= StarFuck-69

And how about the same title with a different meaning?

Different Strokes/ gay
The Apprentice/ BDSM
The King of Queens/ gay
7th Heaven/ any number of things
Yes Dear/BDSM
Two and a Half Men/ transexual
I'm With Her/ str8 or bi
Smack Down/ spanking


Damn I watch too much fucking TV! I'm not even going to start on all the reality shows.
 
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BRMSTN69: ready for round two?

3'company/ duh?
The Honeymooners/ romance
Two Guys and a Girl/ bi
another world/ fetish
a Different World/ fetish
The Outer Limits/ fetish
Who's the Boss/ BDSM
Charles in Charge/BDSM
The Golden Girls/ watersports
the Nanny/ str8

and on the sick side, The Dead Zone
 

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Okay, I'll add soaps:

Transvestite Hospital/duh

All My Horny Children/str8

One Lust to Live/str8

Guiding Dwight/first timer


and some game shows:

In Jeopardy/bdsm

Wheel of Misfortune/bdsm



sorry, not up to par with Brmstn, been too long since I watched tv!
 

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I would've said the XXX-Files. All My Horny Children looks like it would also involve incest or pedophilia.

Eight Is Never Enough/orgy
MILFy Brown/str8
Beaver and Butthead/str8
Mouth Park/all-oral
Gaywatch/gay
The Weakest Twink/gay
Jack's Ass/gay
The Surreal Wife/cuckold

That's the ones I can think of.
 
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LoveGirl: Real Movies
Star-Trek: First Contact / Virgin
Now You See Him - Now You Don't / Quickies
Big (Tom Hanks) / Do you really need to ask?
Bridget Jones's Diary / Fantasy
The Birdcage / BDSM
Dante's Peak / Size
The Fox and the Hound / Furry
The Indian in the Cupboard / Race, Hostage
The Little Mermaid / Species (Or race or whatever), Pedo (Or midget or whatever)
Darby O'Gill and the Little People / Size, Pedo (Or midget)
Spoof Movies
Million Dollar Duck = Million Dollar Fuck / Greed
An American Tale - Feivel Goes West = An American Tale - Feivel Goes South / Oral
Apollo 13 = Apollo's 13 Inches / Size
The Glass House = The Ass House / Anal
Treasure Planet = Pleasure Planet / Basic
Starship Troopers = Starship Poopers / Scat
The Cat From Outer Space = The Scat From Outer Space / Scat
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang = Shitty Shitty Bang Bang / Anal, Scat
Lake Placid = Lake Flaccid / I dunno
The Horse in the Grey Flannel Suit = The Horse-Hung in the Grey Flannel Suit = Size
Real Games
Quake III / Multiple Female Orgasms

Spoof Games
Animal Crossing = Animal Flossing / Beast, String

Real T.V. Shows
Star Trek : The Next Generation / Pedo

Sorry all I got right now, kinda busy, bye!!