Porn spoofs of real films

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  1. Imported

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    jon.adkins: Does anyone know of any really good names of porn spoofs of real films? You know, in the great tradition of films such as "Shaving Ryan's Privates" and "The Bare Witch Project". Also, what about names of future porn spoofs which could be made?
     
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    How about I Cream of Jeannie or The Fortune Nookie.

    As for future hits, a historically accurate The Gangbangs of New York or the embarrassing Giggly. Maybe a fetish fantasy: Binding Nemo.

    Pecker

    I had a flea circus until my dog stole the show.
     
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    Another not on the list is The Courtship of Eddie's Finger. Not a brilliant title, but my friends laughed when we saw it at the bookstore.
     
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    swimguy_14: theres a matrix one, wit that hot fit french chich
     
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    muffy the vampire layer....not that it's a GREAT movie though
     
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    I can remember way back in the 90's there was a flick called EDWARD PENISHANDS. Or there was a terminator spoof called,[/I]THE PENETRATOR , and his catch phrase was, "I'll cum again!" I believe, and you couldn't help but notice it back then, that it was Franscois Papillion, who was married to then XXX star Kascha who was in it.
     
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    "Foreskin Hump" was the best real one I've seen.

    One's Id like to see would be:

    "Farenheit 9inches"
    "The stepford Hoes"

    I can't come up with anymore, i just cant think of any movie titles......
     
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    Partialartist: How about TV shows?

    The Brady Munch
    Leave Her to Beaver
     
  10. jonb

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    Keeping on that "theme", there would also be

    No Dick, Man, Dykes

    Geez, TV shows seem to make for a lesbian theme.
     
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    Raw and Odor

    Please Don't Eat Daisy's

    Dudley Done Right

    Leer Factor
     
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    BRMSTN69: OK TV showes here we go.

    the Parkers= The porker's
    boy meets world= Boy meets Boy
    dawsons creek= Dawsons Crack
    Sliders= Pole Sliders
    Buffy the Vampire Slayer= Buffy the Vampire Layer
    nip/tuck=nip/fuck
    NYPD Blue=NYPD Blew
    little house on the pairie=little whorehouse on the pairie
    whose line is it anyway= whose ass is it anyway
    baywatch=babewatch
    The X-Files= The SEX Files
    Without A Trace= Without A Condom
    Everybody Loves Raymond= Everybody Fucks Raymond
    Star Trek-DS9= StarFuck-69

    And how about the same title with a different meaning?

    Different Strokes/ gay
    The Apprentice/ BDSM
    The King of Queens/ gay
    7th Heaven/ any number of things
    Yes Dear/BDSM
    Two and a Half Men/ transexual
    I'm With Her/ str8 or bi
    Smack Down/ spanking


    Damn I watch too much fucking TV! I'm not even going to start on all the reality shows.
     
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    Pretty good there, BRM. And I like the double entendres you listed too.
     
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    Okay, Brmstn, that was a masterpiece! lol, Everybody fucks Raymond......
     
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    BRMSTN69: ready for round two?

    3'company/ duh?
    The Honeymooners/ romance
    Two Guys and a Girl/ bi
    another world/ fetish
    a Different World/ fetish
    The Outer Limits/ fetish
    Who's the Boss/ BDSM
    Charles in Charge/BDSM
    The Golden Girls/ watersports
    the Nanny/ str8

    and on the sick side, The Dead Zone
     
  16. madame_zora

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    Okay, I'll add soaps:

    Transvestite Hospital/duh

    All My Horny Children/str8

    One Lust to Live/str8

    Guiding Dwight/first timer


    and some game shows:

    In Jeopardy/bdsm

    Wheel of Misfortune/bdsm



    sorry, not up to par with Brmstn, been too long since I watched tv!
     
  17. jonb

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    I would've said the XXX-Files. All My Horny Children looks like it would also involve incest or pedophilia.

    Eight Is Never Enough/orgy
    MILFy Brown/str8
    Beaver and Butthead/str8
    Mouth Park/all-oral
    Gaywatch/gay
    The Weakest Twink/gay
    Jack's Ass/gay
    The Surreal Wife/cuckold

    That's the ones I can think of.
     
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    Okay, okay, I know when I've been outdone! Hilarious list, Jonb, keep 'em cumming.....
     
  19. Imported

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    LoveGirl: Real Movies
    Star-Trek: First Contact / Virgin
    Now You See Him - Now You Don't / Quickies
    Big (Tom Hanks) / Do you really need to ask?
    Bridget Jones's Diary / Fantasy
    The Birdcage / BDSM
    Dante's Peak / Size
    The Fox and the Hound / Furry
    The Indian in the Cupboard / Race, Hostage
    The Little Mermaid / Species (Or race or whatever), Pedo (Or midget or whatever)
    Darby O'Gill and the Little People / Size, Pedo (Or midget)
    Spoof Movies
    Million Dollar Duck = Million Dollar Fuck / Greed
    An American Tale - Feivel Goes West = An American Tale - Feivel Goes South / Oral
    Apollo 13 = Apollo's 13 Inches / Size
    The Glass House = The Ass House / Anal
    Treasure Planet = Pleasure Planet / Basic
    Starship Troopers = Starship Poopers / Scat
    The Cat From Outer Space = The Scat From Outer Space / Scat
    Chitty Chitty Bang Bang = Shitty Shitty Bang Bang / Anal, Scat
    Lake Placid = Lake Flaccid / I dunno
    The Horse in the Grey Flannel Suit = The Horse-Hung in the Grey Flannel Suit = Size
    Real Games
    Quake III / Multiple Female Orgasms

    Spoof Games
    Animal Crossing = Animal Flossing / Beast, String

    Real T.V. Shows
    Star Trek : The Next Generation / Pedo

    Sorry all I got right now, kinda busy, bye!!
     
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    Lovegirl, haven't seen much of you lately, but that was a damn funny list! Don't stay gone so long.
     
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