Porn spoofs of real films

[jonb]

Oh, games are allowed?

Mortal Kumbat/erotic wrestling
Assteroids/anal
Grand Theft Autoerotic/masturbation
Dragon Whore/asian
Megaman XXX/gay robots (Okay, this X2XXX pun is getting old.)
Final Fantasy/snuff
Warhammered/roofies

And of course, Star Fox could always be the name of one of the male actors.

 

[jonb]

Oh, I forgot to mention: I don't think much of porn games. I mean, no pun intended, how can you masturbate while holding a joystick? Besides which, they're generally pretty stupid; it's universally agreed that Custer's Revenge is the lamest game ever, and not just because of the Stone Age graphics. (Um, the fact that it involves rape might have something to do with it. Or the fact that Custer's balls brush against a cactus in said rape scene.)

 

[13788]

LoveGirl: Jeez! I read about Custer's Revenge in a gaming magazine once!

 

[jonb]

Yeah, it was simultaneously the most controversial and most idiotic game in history. It was already common in most of the Great Plains states for white men to rape Indian women; if you even try to get a conviction for such a case, your odds are actually worse than Custer's.

I'm still wondering what the point of porn games is; I guess with the Atari 2600 and its lack of buttons, it might have been possible to make a porn game, but the graphics are so lousy, why bother?

 

[tuvok]

Originally posted by LoveGirl@Jul 27 2004, 01:09 PM
Treasure Planet = Pleasure Planet / Basic

Believe it or not when this was new, there was a mention of it on the news here (danish TV2) and the anchor actually, unintentionally of course, called it "pleasure planet", I didn't hear the rest of it cause I was laughing my ass off.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

I remember Ron Jeremy did 2 great spoofs off 2 classic tv series; One was [/B]Ball in the family, and the Horneymooners

 

[13788]

ruscular: I used to work in the video rental, and I remember and old film called Sex Trek, and had tons of pun and a real dialogue between the character. Lt U-whorera and doc sperm and jokes like the scotty character would say that the enemy has us by the ball, and then show the tractor beam grabbing the 2 ball-like part of the ship with 2 engine driven by the 2 dildo shape nacelle main engine.

Of all the film this peice looks as the actor had the most fun making.

 

[Ecchi]

Well they've already spoofed pro wrestling with a gangbang vid called "FUCK!Down" .... the whole thing took place in a ring ...