PORN STAR-DICKaLIKES

Discussion in 'Celebrity Endowments' started by Beercan, Feb 7, 2006.

  1. Beercan

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    As a rule I dont usually compare or match my dick to anyone elses,however at a recent Stag Party,the two strippers who were hired wanted to play a "little" game with us boys called "Porn Star Dick a Likes" they had a porno movie playing which was a gang bang flick and us guys were getting pretty rowdy and loaded when the girls wanted to see who could measure up to the guys in the video,and the ones who were a close match or bigger got "favours" from the girls,so out came measuring tapes and the fun began it was a wild night for sure,and the favours turned out to be hand jobs, one girl did give some head,to the "big" winners,and I came in as a cock double for Billy Glide,the stripper giving the hand jobs thought I seemed thicker than Billy,the guy whose Stag it was came in the Big Winner as a double for Julian,it was a great Stag,one of the better ones I have been to,and my question to you guys is, which Porn Star's cock would you be a match against?

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    at my last party I just went home with a load of tupperware:confused: :confused: Can I get on your invite list?
     
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    Mmmm ... Billy Glide. :smile:
     
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    I can't really answer this question. I don't watch dark skin porn (doesn't hold my interest), so I don't know any I could compare with. I'd send a pic if anyone else wants to make the comparison for me.:cool:
     
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    I'd be delighted to be your research assistant. :wink:
     
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    I've never been compared to a porn star, nor has my dick.

    But I have been told that I should be a porn star because of my dick!

    :biggrin1:
     
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    MUST you repeat everything I tell you?!?!?
     
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    Sorry, I didn't realize pillow talk wasn't for public consumption. Besides, how else am I going to find a job?

    :biggrin1:
     
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    This is true... I suppose you and I ARE destined to be the next Ben English/Chris Charming DP duo... shall we sign contracts though to exclusively work all the young starlets together or are you gonna go solo on me? Like all the rest...
     
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    Can I pass for a young starlet?
     
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    I'm in! Where do I sign? I promise not to go solo if you don't go solo...

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    crosses fingers behind back...
     
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    Crosses fingers.. sheesh, ya see? No love at all... And we can't ever attain the Dynamic DP Duo status on our own! But if it makes you happy, I guess I'll succumb...

    And here I thought we were gonna mix sperm cocktails in the mouths of our co-stars...
     
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    Maybe we should get two more guys and go for the DV DA angle? We can be like the four horse 'hung' men...

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    will the cocktails have the fuzzy umbrellas?
     
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    Now where will you find two more willing participants?

    *looking under a rock*
     
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    Ask BBB2.5, hes already working on a similar project.:cool:
     
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    oh, oh, (raises hand) I volunteer to be your fluffer for both of you.:cool:
     
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