Sorcerer's instructions for a silky smooth crotch:
1. Take clippers with a "0" guard and mow down your bush. Do your thighs too or it will look stupid.
2. Draw a bath and soak a while.
3. Get some good aloe shaving cream and lather up.
4. Shave your balls first. Use a triple blade razor. If you don't know how to shave your balls, ASK!
5. Shave the edges of your clipped bush, manscape your stubble.
6. Now...have a look at what you've done. You may want to keep it like this. If not...
7. Shave the rest of your bush off. Go only "up to down", never "down to up".
8. Very important...whack and rinse your razor with each stroke.
9. Don't go over the same spot again after the hair is gone. You'll hate yourself later.
10. Rinse without scrubbing. Now, drizzle some baby oil over the whole area. Rinse but don't rub and NO SOAP.
This is best done in the evening when you can go naked for the rest of the night. I find, with my lily white skin...it's better that way.
BTW, my methods may not work for black guys.
If you want to shave your asshole and crack, you can carefully use the zero guard, taking extra care around your hole. Use a mirror to finish the job. I love eating a shaved ass, so does my boyfriend.
***warning***
You'll probably get somewhat of a rash if you've never done this before. After that you'll be fine.