Porn That Makes You Cum

[TailPipe]

Porn: A single (and often attached) guy’s best friend. And you’ve got to love the deliciously wicked, fantastically democratic fact that there is something good and nasty out there for everyone to get their rocks off to.

So, fellows, what are the specific things in (legal) porn that are guaranteed to push your Hot Buttons and make you blast a load like Old Faithful every single time, no matter what?

Your categories are:
Text Porn (the written word; true tales and/or fictitious stories);
Photo Porn (still images; solo and/or hardcore);
Video Porn (Fast-Forward and Pause are two of MY favorite buttons!)

 

[TailPipe]

To get the ball(s) rolling, here are a few of my favorite “go to” porn things.

Text Porn - Gay: Situation is within the realm of possibility; dialogue is realistic; build-up with two or more shorter scenes leading to a longer explosive final sequence; intensity and heat with willing submission, perhaps with a figure of authority and a hint of danger (but no actual brutality, injury, or death); and a character’s sexual abandon through the unexpected self-discovery of their inner Sex Pig.

Photo Porn - Gay Solo: Because the medium allows for a lingering focus on body parts, I zero in on erect/trained nipples, big cut/uncut cocks (semi-hard and erect), and butts and assholes.

Photo & Video Porn - Gay Hardcore Solo: guys being attentive to their nips (pulling/twisting) and butts (fingers/fists/toys); gaping holes; self-suckers; amazing cum shots; shots of guys shooting into their own mouths.

Photo & Video Porn - Gay Hardcore Duos/Groups: (video) live sounds of gagging, fucking, cumming, and swallowing (none of that Euro synchronized moaning shit); (video) natural-sounding hot fuck talk; contrast (height/weight, ethnicity, age); nipple work; deep-throat experts; great rim shots; rear shots of a top squat-fucking and displaying the top and bottom’s cock, balls, and asses; power-fucking (jackhammering or yanking out and slamming in again); fingering, possibly leading up to punch-/deep-fisting; double-penetration with a pair of big ones; gaping holes; amazing cum shots; unloading on a fresh-fucked hole and then shoving in to fuck some more; a bottom shooting a big load while getting plowed (hands-free is the best); guys who are fully alive, awake, turned on, and so into it that YOU blow a load before the scene is even half-way through (often pulling in many of those hot buttons noted above).

Photo & Video Porn - Straight Hardcore Duos/Groups: anal; rimming (including the straight guys receiving); double-penetration; and any applicable items noted in Gay Hardcore Duos/Groups above.

 

[D_Jared Padalicki]

I'm into written porn and video porn. I prefer the porn that looks like real life sex, a bit more amateur. I can like some of the porn in movies because of the positions they try in it like fucking a girl in the spoon position, for me very hot. But I also like the threesomes when two guys fuck a girl at the same time and that the guys don't mind if they touch each other or get a little of each others cum on them. Very hot to me.
But I can also appreciate seeing people enjoy sex for real in the vids, that can push me over the edge too.

Written stories had to be well written and they have to be as real as possible.

 

[joeweekend]

Written word porn?

Check out my blog - many guys, Str8 & gay - have found it highly stimulating!

CockSearch2009

 

[Kimahri]

I mainly get off on written and video porn. Written gets me really turned on and I finish myself off with video porn.

 

[avatarng]

love gangbang movies. lots of men and one woman is my favorite.

 

[mctastic]

Scat, piss, spit. .rimming. .

 

[yellowjacket]

Double penatration of a woman (double vaginal or anal vaginal) especially if the actress if very petite brunette.
Hate cum shots where the girl closes her eyes and is obviously not into it.(flinching away)

 

[nattynatt]

Anything with pit licking.

 

[FleshlightMouth]

According to the feedback I got and the nearly 3 million hits on XTube alone, my own deepthroat clips seem to hit the spot for many, many guys... and must have produced rivers of cum all over the world

 

[nattynatt]

Just seen your 'All-you-can-throat' clip & you've made me cum!! Thanks.

 

[Torque8]

Muscle studs in 3 and 4 ways a la Falcon and Mustang vids and KB's Pride with 23 guys.

 

[TailPipe]

Thanks for speaking up, gents.

I do believe there is a trend here, with several of you mentioning the button-pushing erotic heat of video scenes featuring more than two guys going at it with each other, or two or more guys working over a single gal. And I couldn’t agree more, as long as all the guys can keep it hard and aren’t squeamish about bumping into each other, and their dicks are big enough to do the job, then well-shot straight or gay D.P. scenes never fail to give me a cum-splattering orgasm. (Aw, fuck! Right into my eyes! Again! Note to self: Buy goggles.)

FleshlightMouth: You (and your astonishing throat) are in a league of your own. In fact, you ARE porn!

joeweekend: Great blog! Why, it’s almost like being there!

And for you guys who like it in text form, check out these sites:
GayDemon.com, Literotica.com, MenOnTheNet.com, Nifty.org, StickyPen.com.

 

[FleshlightMouth]

Thank you! (blushing now)
And for those of you who have not discovered them, read my blog entries here as well, you might enjoy these

http://www.lpsg.org/blogs/fleshlightmouth/

 

[Magnum10x2]

Video (Hands down)....

Beautiful women, good looking guys, NO Voice-overs (or, moan overs), beautiful scenery location or set, larger cocks, real orgasms...

Basically, there are very few great videos out there (IMHO)....

 

[gtocrzy]

Young, beautiful, thin women, legs behind there head, getting drilled in the ass with a large cock

 

[Magnum10x2]

Young, beautiful, thin women, legs behind there head, getting drilled in the ass with a large cock

I was right with you until you went anal.... Nothing more hot than stretched pussy lips clinging to a thick one....

 

[nattynatt]

I was right with you until you went anal.... Nothing more hot than stretched pussy lips clinging to a thick one....

Oh yes, 'stretched pussy lips'. Even though i'm gayer than Elton John's butt plug, i can always spill when gawping at a nice pair of labs being split wide open. Thanks for the reminder!

 

[TailPipe]

Oh yes, 'stretched pussy lips'. Even though i'm gayer than Elton John's butt plug, i can always spill when gawping at a nice pair of labs being split wide open. Thanks for the reminder!

Yeah, Magnum and Natty: I hear you. And Natty, even though I am gayer than Elton John's other butt plug (the battery-operated one that plays a music box version of “Rocket Man&#8221, I can get all worked up on seeing vag or female/male ass getting pummeled by a big one that yanks free, dragging tightly stretched vag-/ass-lips along the cock shaft on exit, to then reveal a gaping hole before it gets slammed again, balls deep, knocking the wind out of the lucky gal/guy on the receiving end. Repeat after me: “Show me the pink!”

 

[CUBE]

Muscle studs in 3 and 4 ways a la Falcon and Mustang vids and KB's Pride with 23 guys.

you are my hero