Porn Titles

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  1. B_Sinjay

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    Yeah, so I always wanted to have a side job of having the opportunity to write Titles for Pornos. I'm sure everyone here has come of with some of their own. Got any good ones that don't already exist?

    1. Harassment Park (Jurassic Park)
    2. Throbbing Wood: He Steals from the Bitch and Gives to the Whore
    3. Golden Cocks and the 3 Pubic Hairs (Goldilocks and the 3 Bears)
    4. Alice in Rubberland (Alice in Wonderland)
    5. My 3rd Leg and Pam (Green Eggs and Ham)
    6. The Hung and the Breastless (The Young and the Restless)
    7. A Disease of Their Own (A League of their Own)
    8. How the Bitch Sold Syphilis (How the Grinch Stole Christmas)
    9. Blow White and the 7 Whores (Snow White and the 7 Dwarves)
    10. Spank Me and Johnny (Franky and Johnny)

    I actually just went to see if any of these were used. Found this website.
    FunnyTitles.com - Funny Names of Porn Movies
     
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    Saving Ryan's Privates
    A Sale of Two Titties
    A Few Good Semen
     
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