Porn with a plot.

[jeff black]

Does anyone have links to Porno (straight bi or gay) that has some sort of story or plot?

The cheesier, the better. It's my friends birthday on saturday, and I want to give her a cd that has all these bad pornos with silly stories to it.

Things like plumber and housewife, coworkers, doctor nurse, :biggrin1:

Especially if they say things like " Hey baby, your pipes were leaking, mind if I plug them??"

 

[D_Elijah_MorganWood]

One of my favorites was an 80's one called Cinderotica. Prince can't cum no matter how many maidens he fucks. Cinderella comes to the ball. He fucks her and shoots his wad. She runs off at midnight. He goes around the kingdom fucking maidens but none make him shoot. He finds Cinderella and fucks her. For a virgin, she's got a trashed looking pussy. I think he fucked her in the ass too. Most memorable line "Oh Cindy!".

Of course then you have the Johnny Wadd series...

 

[B_Think_Kink]

I have probably the worst gay army porn ever... I killed myself laughing, I downloaded it off LimeWire... the title being... " Gay Porn - MSR - Don't Ask, Don't Tell - Millitary Sex - Rape 5 " The other one I got from isoHunt, it is called... "Gay Porn- Studio 2000- Mavericks 2- Blake H" ... both with some sort of plot... not rediculously corny though...

 

[jeff black]

LOL, so far so good...

If anyone has links to these.. on like rapidshare or xtube or something.. it woudl be excellent.

I watched one last year.

It had these two french electricians. I think there was a power out in a hotel. They went from room to room fucking these horny young women, and each time, they got their dicks in the girls ass.... bonafide sluts, my friends.

My favourite line in the film was *in a heavy french accent* " Hey baby, I need to stick my penis in your box. It smells funny and we need to make some friction to fix it." See, terrible lines.. I love it!!!:biggrin1: :biggrin1: :biggrin1:

 

[Mtight]

The site isn't very old, but it has variety. Not too corny I guess, but pretty hot.

Risky Thoughts

 

[B_Think_Kink]

Jeff the only way I can get them to you, is probably by email... I have them burned to DVD... sorry.

 

[B_Think_Kink]

Some sites that will take you to your program of downloading choice, and DL it for you...:
Bitzi Ticket: Gay Porn - Military Sex - MSR - Don't Ask Dont Tell - Rape Scene.mpg

isoHunt for the second one:
gay || isoHunt - World's largest BitTorrent and P2P search engine

 

[chicagosam]

How about "Oh, Those Nurses! or "Stiff Competition" and play all the sex scenes in fast forward and fast backward?

 

[Pirate Wench]

A porn plot.

Isn't that an oxymoron ?

:smile:

 

[chicagosam]

A porn plot.

Isn't that an oxymoron ?

:smile:

No, an oxymoron is the one that writes it!:biggrin1:

 

[D_alex8]

It's my friends birthday on saturday, and I want to give her a cd that has all these bad pornos with silly stories to it.

A likely story.

 

[jeff black]

A likely story.

Shut up, it is.:tongue: She and I used to watch porn in highschool.

 

[RoyalT]

I was in Blackpool once, and myself and my friend thought we were being really badass buying pornos off this dodgy guy (we bought poppers from his shop too, just for fun).

They came in these XXX SWEDISH PORN cases. Well we get home to our own houses and bang the tapes in. Next morning we realise we both got ripped off. The videos were fuckin 1960s (at the latest) softcore pornos. They had plots but that's not what I bought it for. I forget the name.

However, the Confessions Of... (A Handyman, Driving Instructor etc) series of porn (softcore) have stories.

There is one awesome one I think called SEXTERMINATOR (or something). Real cheesy. The guy says 'Come with me if you like sex'

rip off of the Terminator 2 line "come with me if you want to live" Classic.

Nice vid Jeff! Hehe.


Edit:

Porn Movie Titles Based On Real Movies And Television Shows :: aquasmaxxx ::

Its called PENETRATOR (lol). Cool site there that gives you a list of lots of Porn spoofs...give her those! They're frickin hilarious :tongue:

POCAHOTASS

POLTERGASH

THE GENITAL'S DAUGHTER

HONEY, I BLEW EVERYBODY

lol.

lol its amazing. im pissin myself.

 

[Sergeant_Torpedo]

That is why porno is so fascinating. People with no talent can make money - the glossier and more surgically enhanced the more these poor sods think they are important. It is getting more like mainstream media by the day !!!

 

[B_Think_Kink]

Jeff... why don't you make your own porno and add that to the collection, or use your jerk off video... ROFL...

 

[jeff black]

Jeff... why don't you make your own porno and add that to the collection, or use your jerk off video... ROFL...

It's an interesting idea... unfortunately, I want porn with a story... My J/O vid is really just about a young man, with a hard cock and a horny hand.:tongue:

 

[B_Think_Kink]

Well get Alex to make you up one quick... it could be about a horny hand wanting cock... improv the voice for the hand, and omfg that would be funny.

 

[RoyalT]

You could have Alien Hand Syndrome! Develop it more...you could jerk off. Then do a fake self-strangulation scene and die. Its different.

Alien Hand Syndrome is very interesting.

Alien hand syndrome - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

 

[B_Think_Kink]

Seriously... if not for her, then for us, cause it would be hillarious.

The only thing is if your not on cock showing terms with her... but it would still be funny.

 

[snoozan]

Hindfeld.

It's a spoof of Seinfeld. The plot revolves around who can have anal sex with his/her respecitive partner first. It's so cheesy it's hilarious.