Porno likes and dislikes

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  1. B_Krueger

    B_Krueger New Member

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    Okay, so despite being straight, guy on girl porn does nothing for me. Why? Because girls in porno are complete skanks, and often portrayed as total idiots. Maybe it'd tickle my pickle to see a girl go down on a guy more if she didn't always have the most unrealistic expression on her face. Like "I'm amazed and weary of its power but i just wanna serve you." No. The mouth agape, eyes wide look just doesn't turn me on. They make porno (admittedly not really wholesome to begin with) into some tawdry and nasty.
    Meanwhile, being straight, guy on guy does nothing for me either, so if I'm looking to porno to get my rocks off I'm stuck with guys who go at it solo: either jerking or self sucking. Self sucking is the biggest thing for me. Also, more and more I find I'm turned on by huge loads of cum.
    So, what about all o' you?
     
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    ive seen some amateur porn where they claim its an actual husband and wife, or boyfriend/girlfriend. i like those, they dont have the fake expressions you speak of.
     
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    I like the amateur stuff, too, but I get pissed at the poor camera angles sometimes.

    Don't you just hate ...

    The screamers, especially the ones who keep up the fingernails on chalkboard screeching even after he's pulled out for the money shot. Is that what you call "acting"?

    High heels or shoes on a naked woman.

    The pouter who seems to think it's sexy to keep flirting with the camera instead of paying attention to the poor guy who's trying to fuck her brains out. Come to think of it, he just may have already done that.
     
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    The same goes with guys wearing shoes or worse......socks!
     
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    Likes: The screamers...love those ones. Lesbians are always good. And some of those squirt clips

    Dislikes: The "reality" ones where the chick is more interested in the camera than whats going on
     
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    the only porn i like are the ones i'm in.
     
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    1: When the people are genuinly attractive.
    2: When there is a real chemistry between the participants
    3: When they look like they are enjoying it.
    4: When it's free.
    5: When they don't wear fake (???? perhaps not so fake...) totally idiotic expressions.
    6: A bit of kissing is good.

    Dislikes:
    1: When the "teen hottie" is a 45 year old in a mini skirt pretending she's 18. You aren't fooling anyone, honey.
    2: When it is obvious they are just in it for the money. (perhaps I should say "when it is too obvious that they are in it for the money")
    3: When there are some really good photos and then the big, nasty, "please give us your money to see more" screen comes up.
    4: When the free-porn listings are just giving me the same results they did last month, but with the words in the descriptions turned around.
    5: When I hit the picture of the really hot guy just to be sucked into an endless vortex of thumb nail galleries with no escape and no porn of their own. You've just entered the twilight porn...
    6: When the actors/actresses look like they just came out of "Idiot CON! America's Convention for America's idiots!"


    I'm sure I'll think of some more later.
     
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    To those who complain about porn being unreal, obnoxious, unsexy etc, I'd suggest you look out for one of the Tony Comstock flicks. Recently I've seen one with some other chicks, and it's a refreshing change from all the mainstream porn. The one I saw was titled "Mary & Jack: A hardcore love story". Fast-forward through the "interview", go straight to the fucking, and find a scene that looks, well, closer to reality than the usual mainstream genital-muscle-working.
     
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    I've never liked the really high heeled shoes on the girl....when their legs are in the air it just looks wrong...and sometimes they nearly spear the guy's nose!
     
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    Why do all of the guys need to be well endowed. It sends messages to guys like me that I can not get the job done without a thick eight inches. And all the women see a huge dick pleasing the girl.

    If they are going to have bigs dick, at least feature the men flaccid. There is nothing funnier than a flesh slinky floppy about!
     
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    When the Scream and Squeal and moan like "whores" and you can tell it is incredibley fake sounding... Ie) the guy slightly penetrates her, Or just puts his hand in her general genital region and she just goes to town with groaning, and panting. There is nothing wrong with a bit of moaning when you mean it...

    Give me old porn with stories anyday. What ever happened to the tried and tested tale of a young girl trying to be a sucessful cheerleader, in a male dominated football field? The only way she could get the position of head cheerleader was to sleep with most of the football team and explore her lesbian side with fellow wannabe cheerleaders.
    At least these pornos had stories attached... :biggrin1:
     
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    So what's the downside?
     
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    Couldnt fucking agree more Peck. I also have never liked nor understood lesbians and asians. I mean, I could find an asian girl attractive for sure I just dont have a fetish for her. You wont beleive how many girls have said "thank you" to me for thinking that :)
     
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    Most porn is just soooo boring for me that I prefer to do something else than that... not many porn movies could turn me on so far... except probably my own private ones, lol :smile:

    The main dislikes out of my viewpoint are

    1. the sound - who believes that women sound like that during sex?
    2. the camera viewpoints - what the heck are the cameramen doing when it's getting more interesting?
    3. the trend to humiliate women - the dumber the better?
    4. the trend towards rabbit style sex - the women who like that kind of hammer style sex can be counted on one hand...
    5. the trend towards hurting women - those movies are aimed towards the lowest of the lowest class people (if you like to talk about classes)...

    In very rare cases you find a funny porn movie with lots of naked action, well filmed details and where BOTH obviously enjoy the game (although you might be better off to turn off the sound too) :rolleyes:
     
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    I hate when they have dirty feet.
    They should leave the queefs in.
    I love guys clean cut
    I love women to look like absolute whores
    Not into pierced genitals
    Not into phony costumes
    Don't pretend it's her first time when both holes look like the Lincoln Tunnel
    Completely weird, unnatural screwing angles solely for the camera's benefit
    I hate dubbed dialouge. Just have shitty music instead
    If a guy is really queeny, don't let him talk
    I hate the fake screams of women too when you know they could take the guy's dick without so much as a moan.
    I miss Barbara Dare's "uh huh! uh huh! uh huh!". Only she could get away with that.
    I wish just for once they'd have a porn princess with real tits (although fake ones are fine too).
     
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    yeah, dirty feet a definite turn off...phony dialog and phrases like "It's so gooood." Socks (on guys) high heels and/or hosiery on women (like them bald and barefoot)...repeated or looped scenes (we're not supposed to know we're seeing the same shots over and over again?) phony b.s. plots that mascarade as a story line, phony cum shots...
     
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    You like bald women, B.C?
     
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    I like when there's a cheesy plot....like a UPS guy "Well.....hello, I've got a package for you" kinda thing. Its funny that theyre not even trying to act...but then again, i've never seen a porno win an oscar!
     
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    LOL. meaning clean shaven down below...but yeah, bald women can be hot too.
     
  20. MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK

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    Right off the bat here's my gripes:

    Likes: All natural titted women with real breasts that actually bounce up and down during any and all kind of fucking.
    Decent cumshots from the male counterparts. Hey, 90% of hetero skin flicks is the money shot, y'know?
    Clean shaven pussies get my attention all the time.
    Decent amount of foreplay, I.E., li'l bit of kissing, fondling, etc.
    Nice healthy profuse sweat from all the fucking.
    Shower fuck scenes are good too. nothing like lathering each other up b4 the festivities,no?

    Dislikes:
    Obnoxiously large tattoos on tits. I'm sorry, but the prospect of screwing a chick with a spider web or a dragon positioned on her mams is gonna find me disappearing.
    High heels/shoes on the nude women are absurd. I mean, I'm into total body nudeness in my porn flicks, head to feet, footwear should be non-existent.
    Jewelry/piercings aside from earings. Sorry, not into the metal look on a woman. I know for damn sure I'm not into the taste of pussy combined with metal.
    phonyand unrealistic male performers. Quasi bodybuilder types with horse dicks. YEAH RIGHT,you gonna tell me they aren't advocates of pumps before fucking the starlet dujour?
    dirty feet, or for that matter, unkempt feet, i.e., long toenails, YEEECH!! :684:
     
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