Porno likes and dislikes

[windtalkerways]

I must say...this is an eye opener for me.

I guess I wrongly thought that as long as
it was porn, guys liked it.

I dislike amateur porn. It's like watching
the next door neighbours...which to me
would be a huge turn off.

Hot looking people with hot looking bods
are more to my taste. I'll just FF through
anything I find boring.

 

[B_4inches]

Were more picky than you think

 

[sizequeenboy]

Hello everyone!
I am gay, but I do enjoy watching str8 porn! Especially, if the guy has a huge cock and knows how to fuck (esp. Rocco Siffredi), it is absolutely fine with me
Are any other gay guys out there who enjoy watching some str8 action?

 

[pie]

Theres not much more that hasnt been said, although I love to hate the pathetic excuses for strories or plots and the terrible music so unique to porn movies.

Also I hate the fake moans in sequence, Guy moans then girl moans then guy moans and so on, or sometimes just the OTT girl moans.

Would it really be so difficult for them to even look like theyre enjoying it, I mean a real passion or chemistry between the people as someone put it would really make things work.

(stops rant, picks up soap box and wanders off)

 

[ClaireTalon]

My guess is that we are simply too intellectual to watch a porn flick. The usual porn customer, in the eyes of the industry's marketing guys, is the best-case-medium-intelligent wanker, or bachelor/bachelorette evening watcher who doesn't invest too much brains into scrutinizing the storyline or mulling over why the girl moans like in lethal constipation, but just takes his personal pleasure over the sight of big tits, tight asses or big cocks. Porn isn't exactly made for the usual, intelligent LPSG poster.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

yeah, and it probably never will be there, Claire. Think about the audience/viewers of the material; Anywhere from adolescent to middle aged to senior citizens, all of them somewhat sexually frustrated from lack of sex, and need to release it from viewing others getting it on, without caring about plot, set design, or dress. Just caring about the carnalities.

 

[B_Jeremy]

Right off the bat here's my gripes:

Likes: All natural titted women with real breasts that actually bounce up and down during any and all kind of fucking.
Decent cumshots from the male counterparts. Hey, 90% of hetero skin flicks is the money shot, y'know?
Clean shaven pussies get my attention all the time.
Decent amount of foreplay, I.E., li'l bit of kissing, fondling, etc.
Nice healthy profuse sweat from all the fucking.
Shower fuck scenes are good too. nothing like lathering each other up b4 the festivities,no?

Dislikes:
Obnoxiously large tattoos on tits. I'm sorry, but the prospect of screwing a chick with a spider web or a dragon positioned on her mams is gonna find me disappearing.
High heels/shoes on the nude women are absurd. I mean, I'm into total body nudeness in my porn flicks, head to feet, footwear should be non-existent.
Jewelry/piercings aside from earings. Sorry, not into the metal look on a woman. I know for damn sure I'm not into the taste of pussy combined with metal.
phonyand unrealistic male performers. Quasi bodybuilder types with horse dicks. YEAH RIGHT,you gonna tell me they aren't advocates of pumps before fucking the starlet dujour?
dirty feet, or for that matter, unkempt feet, i.e., long toenails, YEEECH!! :684:

Pretty much agree with you on all fronts Chuck, love the natural tits moving and bouncing, love a great big cumshot too.

And a big ditto to the tatoos on tits. Ew. ew ew.

 

[BobLeeSwagger]

The same goes with guys wearing shoes or worse......socks!

One of the most important lessons I've ever learned: an ex-girlfriend explained that there isn't a man in the world who looks sexy with just socks on, so I make sure they don't come off last.

 

[BobLeeSwagger]

Why do all of the guys need to be well endowed. It sends messages to guys like me that I can not get the job done without a thick eight inches. And all the women see a huge dick pleasing the girl.

I can't believe how many people think that porn guys are hung. Most of them are in the average range.

 

[ClaireTalon]

Porn stars are greatly outfitted with visual inches: No pubic hair, close-up shots of the dick, small female hands on them, and other such little deception maneuvers. But porn isn't there to send signals about penis size out to the watchers, it's there to display the horny fantasies of the usual, sexually frustrated guy who needs to rub one out, and mostly, face it, these dream about having a bigger dick. Porn with averagely hung guys and average-looking girls probably wouldn't sell half as much copies as the usual carnal flicks, unless it offers some special issues like spying on neighbors, or voyeurism shots in public places.

 

[Webster]

Hello everyone!
I am gay, but I do enjoy watching str8 porn! Especially, if the guy has a huge cock and knows how to fuck (esp. Rocco Siffredi), it is absolutely fine with me
Are any other gay guys out there who enjoy watching some str8 action?

_________________________________-
Me too.
I've got several Rocco Siffredi vids. He's very studly.
I like the horse hung black guys pounding blonde girls.
Huge fake tits.

I don't like:
Anything with "the hedgehog" Ron Jeremy.
Bikini tan lines.
Girl on girl
Costumes
Socks
Soft dicks
Long haired guys
Short haired girls

 

[jonadkins]

Likes: What people have said; good bodies, no overdone screaming/noises, some chemistry between the "actors"

Dislikes: What people have said, with one big addition: The music! where else do you hear it? There must be labs or something where this stuff is churned out.

 

[steve2727]

Okay, so despite being straight, guy on girl porn does nothing for me. Why? Because girls in porno are complete skanks, and often portrayed as total idiots. Maybe it'd tickle my pickle to see a girl go down on a guy more if she didn't always have the most unrealistic expression on her face. Like "I'm amazed and weary of its power but i just wanna serve you." No. The mouth agape, eyes wide look just doesn't turn me on. They make porno (admittedly not really wholesome to begin with) into some tawdry and nasty.
Meanwhile, being straight, guy on guy does nothing for me either, so if I'm looking to porno to get my rocks off I'm stuck with guys who go at it solo: either jerking or self sucking. Self sucking is the biggest thing for me. Also, more and more I find I'm turned on by huge loads of cum.
So, what about all o' you?

You might wanna try some amatuer porn featuring older women (hot moms etc), they tend to be much less submissive they know what they want and go for it! Does it for me anyway :biggrin1:

 

[Bulgeinbriefs]

Well i know that most guys wont agree with me here but i kind of like it when the guys wear socks (white socks) or shoes/boots when being f***ed... i think it looks hot because it is as if he wanted sex so much and so fast he didn't even have time to take them off! :tongue:

I'm not much into str8 porn mainly because i think it really looks to fake (not all but most str8 porn - Rocco Siffredi is very good). Don't like it when they try and pass an older woman as a 18yo who has never seen a big cock! And i don't actually like women to act that slutty (i know... weird isn't it...)

As for gay porn... that is another thing... i actually love that the bottom is slutty mainly because it is kind of closer to reality. Some guys can be real sluts for a big cock. And i think that the events that lead to sex in gay porn are more "realistic" that str8 porn... what i mean is that if 2 hot guys like the ones u see in porn actually do meet up there is more chance of something happening than if it is a guy and a gal in the same situation.

I enjoy it when there is more talking before the actual sex. I get really turned on when they measure cocks... (doesn't happen nearly as much as i would like it to!) and when they see a genuinely huge cock (like Kevin Dean or Barrett Long) and comment on it without over enfasizing ("That is kind of big man")

And like cooliorox said, I also enjoy it when they make up a cheesy story... where u can see they are just having fun and not trying to act!

As u see... i'm kind of picky

Keep posting guys and gals!

 

[RideRocket]

I prefer real amateur porn versus the professionals. It tends to be more 'real.' I like the premise behind the reality porn sites where the guys pick up random chicks on the street, but invariably they are paid professionals.

 

[D_Humper E Bogart]

I'm not really into H/C stuff, I prefer posers and that sort of thing. Maybe I'm just jealous extremely easily?

 

[txquis]

I agree with most of the dislikes on here.

I know the porn industry is full of drug use but i hate seeing people
in porn who are totally out of it, drugged to the gills, eyes almost
rolling back in their heads.
Not sexy.

I also hate it when they drag out a scene, spending way too much
time on certain shots....my attention span isnt short, but it is just plain
boring to stay on the same shot for 4 minutes or so.

 

[Lex]

I agree with most of the dislikes on here.

I know the porn industry is full of drug use but i hate seeing people
in porn who are totally out of it, drugged to the gills, eyes almost
rolling back in their heads.
Not sexy.

I also hate it when they drag out a scene, spending way too much
time on certain shots....my attention span isnt short, but it is just plain
boring to stay on the same shot for 4 minutes or so.

Welcome back, handsome. Long time no see.

 

[txquis]

Speaking of porn,
here is something i have always wondered:

Why does straight porn have cumshots?
I mean....cum couldnt be that much of a turnon for straight guys.
Could it just be that it is hot to see the woman get soaked?
Anyway,
just wondering.

 

[B_Jeremy]

Speaking of porn,
here is something i have always wondered:

Why does straight porn have cumshots?
I mean....cum couldnt be that much of a turnon for straight guys.
Could it just be that it is hot to see the woman get soaked?
Anyway,
just wondering.

Hell yeah. As been discussed here in the "why is big load so hot?" thread, even most straight guys love to see a huge load shoot from a hard dick, and for the straight guys, it's even hotter when it lands on a extremtly hot woman.