Porno likes and dislikes

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I just remember one thing I've always missed. Maybe I'm the only one with that "fetish", or maybe it's just something directors and producers underestimate in it's effect. I often miss the sight of humping male ass in a flick, or, even better, a total shot of the humping guy, from the back side. Hell, if it was possible, I'd install a video camera on the wall of my bedroom to enjoy that sight.
 

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Well, I think 94% of the porns I've seen is totally boring, unrealistic and empty..

If they wanna hire a skank who whines if you talk to her, then why don't they use her totally 'till it became more realistic? :D

Don't like those partially dressed... Socks and shoes and on and on...
 

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spitting, damn i hate that. if the guys cock or girls snatch cant generate their own juices, then they are just going through the motions, which is not hot- and not arousing to me.
 

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Dialogue through a porno and any sort of banter during sex scenes turns me off. IMHO, porn had taught people--and Gay men, in particular--to revel in boring, formulaic, unimaginative sex. Oh, geez, I'm sounding like my older partner who is quite jaded against Gay porn! I don't get pleasure from snorting lines like "Suck my big fat cock, bitch!"... unless it's a restroom quickie and the bitch is a closeted Republican.... or grunting "Yeah, man! Take it!" while fucking. The look in the eyes of a partner or the movements of his body will give me all of the feedback and communication I need.
 

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Maybe I'm just a porno whore. That's what I like about porn. BAD porn. I love especially horrible porno and I like to discuss it like it was a movie...watching porn you learn so much about your firends by the comments they make...especially bad porn becuase when you aren't turned on you can really focus on setting, plot, and the actors themselves. Or turn the sound off an make up our own dialog. I also like to look for when there is scene loop. You know, when they just repeat the footage filmed to make the scene longer. I love it when the scene and the music loop in the same scene. I love the horrible music and the costumes and the positions that are ridiculous. I'm sure you can give head while he's holding you upside down. And I waiting in tingly anticipation for the one day in a movie I see, when he comes, gets weak and drops her on her head. I love the cheese and the uninterested look in the female's eyes because she probably made 4 pictures that day and is feeling no pain because cause she's numb.. Can the heels be any higher? Can she moan anymore out of synch? Can he wear two pairs of socks and a vest? Can they wear matching vests and boots? Could the sountrack be completely electric keyboard with the 33 keybord that I got for christmas when I was eight? Could he braid his hair into backhair? Could it take place in a motel that rents by the 1/2 hour? I love it. 6 months, 2073 movies shot. 15 movies 99 cents. Amature porn. Yes please. It's like peeping in the privacy of my own home. Give me the bad dialog and bad music and the dazed empty expression covered in a ton of blue eyeshadow and pink lipstick look and I will love you for it. :notworthy: :hail:
 

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i love porn with beautiful people. no matter gender or color. that`s the reason why i don`t like most of the straight porn. because the men are mostly ugly.

i`d love to see porn with ingens. he seems athletic and perfect to fuck someone. no matter girl or boy!
 
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Major Dislikes:
- Unenjoyable (in any degree) acts, eg. just doing the same old crap for the same old money. Not deriving any pleasure out of it, not gaining anything worthwhile from it, nothing... just empty porn.

Minor Dislikes:
- Censorship :(
- Working for the camera (would prefer if they work for the imagined audience, if anything)
- Overly fake "reality" porn.
- Forcing themselves to scream/shout/talk. (don't mind if it's genuine)

Major Likes:
- When "it just works". (can't really quantify it, kinda like the X factor)
- Enjoyment
- Passion, Sensual, Powerful, Chemistry.
- Extremes... like HOT, or ice-cold.
- Multi-talented, multi-styled.
- Not adherent to the Status Quo
- Effort (eg. cultured asian porn, with a level professionalism that is deserving of it's income)
- Trying new things... ("first time" stuff, not that virgin-bs, but more the exploration of new areas)

Minor Likes:
- Natural
- Relating to the porn in some way.
- Unashamedness
- Standard Beauty (totally unnecessary though, one of my favorite intensely-hot pieces is performed by two ugly amatures)
- Freaky stuff. (even if I get disgusted ^-^;)


A rough idea, and I almost always watch movies on mute due to the "ack" sound content.

And... I rarely adhere to my own guidelines. ~_^
 
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Hmm, i'll iterate.

If I see myself doing it or wanting to... it helps.

Porno likes and dislikes, in a nutshell:
Dislikes: Uninspiring.
Likes: Inspirational.