Possibly the Best Ex Girlfriend Ever

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  1. rope9839

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    I recently reconnected with one of my ex's. We had lost touch during my marriage and have caught up a bit via phone. She's in a relationship now and was super friendly and supportive.

    The other night she sent me a text that asked me "Do you remember my friend Amy? and replied that I did. She sent back a text that said "She's getting divorced 2 and looking for a fuck buddy. Send me a couple pictures of your cock and I'll see if she is interested." Turns out she is. Now that is a wing girl.
     
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    Nice girl - as long as Amy's not a psycho and you're not still married (or your wife is happy for you to play around with or without her).

    Not sure how I'd feel about the whole situation, but you're obviously pretty chuffed.

    Good luck!
     
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    I have been separated and living apart from my wife for 14 months. We should be divorced shortly. Amy is just a normal midwestern housewife. She seems stable and sane. No alarm bells and apparently, no real strings.
     
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    Godspeed young man...
     
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    you have no pictures of your cock, i will assume it isnt big.
     
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    Do females actually like cock pics? I heard they are mostly not into them.

    What's the truth?
     
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    We wanna see It, at least once, twice if it's nice :wink:
     
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    lol FOXY, online ok I understand.

    But in the real world do you want men walking up to you and whipping their schlongs out? ;)
     
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    Well this poll only confirms that, even on a website that is all about dicks, most women aren't really into looking at dick pics.

    Unusual then, that the ex-girlfriend sent on pics of cock, rather than of face or body, to send on to her divorced friend in search of a fuck buddy?
     
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    If you wanted a fuck buddy would you want your friend to just send you a picture of the woman's vagina?
     
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    Indeed.
     
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    I can see why Amy might ask for cock pics. The OP says that he had already met this Amy, so she knew what he looked like and what his body looked like. All that was left for her to see was his cock. :biggrin1:
     
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    Touche LaFemme! Touche!
     
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    Yeah sounds like she already had the hots for him... even when she was married! :wink:
     
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    My friend probably could have just told her. She was the one that suggested sending them. We used to have a lot of fun with photos, so it is in character for her.

    As far as not having pictures posted here, I just don't do it anymore. I had them up for years. I got tired of analysis of shadows looking for photoshop, having my dick show up on other sites, and, realistically, having the pictures haunt me in some way. I only send them to people I trust now.
     
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    I guess you missed the line in my profile that says 'Vouyerism'... :laughing:
     
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    Take it and run with it. You only live once.
     
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    I have a similar thread where I wanted to do the same for an ex-gf and all the fem-tards jumped on me to call me evil, etc.
     
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    Evil does spell LIVE backwards, so take it however you want.
     
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