Post A Line From the movie Airplane in this Thread

[D_Navengil Nutroll]

looks like i picked a bad week to quit sniffing glue.

 

[unabear09]

oh God don't make me go stick in the dvd....lol

 

[Wish-4-8]

"I am NOT Kareem Abul Jabar!"

 

[chestybbwsizequeen]

I take my coffee the same way I like my men...... black!

 

[Mr. Bungle]

"Bad news... fog's getting thicker..."

"And Leon's getting llllllllaaaarger..."

 

[chestybbwsizequeen]

I speak Jive!

 

[Oliver_Clothesoff]

"And don't call me 'Shirley.'"

Although my favorite scent is in Airplane 2 when William Shatner opens the door and you find out the screen he was on is really a window.

 

[Charles Finn]

a baa no not a baa a bomb
lol

 

[L_Lynn]

Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?

One of my top ten favorite movies to watch.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Rumack-You'd better tell the captain we have to land as soon as we can. This woman needs to go to a hospital.
Elaine Dickinson- A hospital? What is it?
Rumack- It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now.

Ted Striker-It's Lieutenant Hurwitz. Severe shell shock. Thinks he's Ethel Merman.
Lieutenant Hurwitz(singing) You'll be swell, you'll be great, Gonna have the whole world on a plate. Startin' here, Startin' now. Honey. Everything's comin' up in roses...
Ted Striker-War is hell.

 

[chestybbwsizequeen]

Reporter: What kind of plane is it?
Johnny: Oh, it's a big pretty white plane with red stripes, curtains in the windows and wheels and it looks like a big Tylenol.

 

[Oliver_Clothesoff]

"Over Macho Grande?"

"I don't think I'll ever get over Macho Grande."

 

[crescendo69]

It wasn't a line but a scene showing some nuns reading "Boy's Life" followed by one showing some boys reading "Nun's Life".

 

[beretta8]

"You ever been in a cockpit before?", "No sir, I've never been up in a plane before", "You ever seen a grown man naked?"

 

[tripod]

Johnny Henshaw-Jacobs (as portrayed by Stephen Stucker): "There's a sale at Penny's!"

I don't know why at age 9 I thought that he was extremely gay but was clueless about the village People and Freddie Mercury.

Stephen was maybe one of the biggest scene stealers of all time...