Post-coitus no-no's

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The only person on this thread who seems to condone the behaviour of Scarlet's erstwhile bloke is RodRingo, so I'm not sure who these 'guys' are...

Actually, Irishladdie indicated she was being too sensitive as well.

You know, I've taken some cute jokes on how much smaller my dick is after sex, when it softens. No 'Mike and Ike' ones, but cute little comments. Post-coital humor's always funnier than normal humor.

If I could take that joke, I think it was kinda humorless of you not to take the Grand Canyon joke. If you know you have a tight vagina, and you know you both enjoyed yourselves, why would you be bothered by a guy's joking, albeit slightly thoughtless fascination with your vagina? You may have overreacted a bit.
 

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this could be a "my vagina is so tight. how tight is it? my pussy is so tight i use Q-tip tips for tampons!" thread.

dudes drop the "my dick is big" thread grenades all the time.
while reading there is a countdown going until it hits ya..
"fuck, is all about his dick" :irked:
 

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Wow. :eek:

Now THAT is cool and unemotional. I'm glad that guy is out of your life.
nobody can beat me at the not reacting game.
it's a good line to take in many situations.
it buys you valuable thinking time, carries no danger of regret and never fails to confuse and destabilise the other party.
 

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nobody can beat me at the not reacting game.
it's a good line to take in many situations.
it buys you valuable thinking time, carries no danger of regret and never fails to confuse and destabilise the other party.

I wish I could say that I could hear that advice and apply it because it is good advice, but I'm not sure I was capable of being analytical when a man has broken my heart while his cock is still inside me. That vulnerable at that moment, I became an open wound. If I wasn't head over heels in love with him, maybe I could have not reacted. I'm stunned that you didn't react. That's a level of detachment I don't believe I'm capable of.

While I regret punching him, I don't actually regret it very much. He was manipulating me to get an emotional reaction because that's what he wanted. He got the satisfaction and confirmation that he held my heart in his hand, which he proved by crushing it. It's difficult for me to feel too badly when I know him well enough to know that. I feel like I should have had better control of my reactions because that's how I believe I ought to behave and I believe that it is wrong to react violently like that, but I feel no more sorry for him than for a submissive who wants to be spanked or whipped.
 
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ladies, never, EVER talk about your boyfriend in the middle/after sex, i never want to be the "other man" to ruin a relationship b/c i feel that is wrong, but i have been in 2 occasions, both with some pretty grimy lines...

the first one was seconds after 45 minutes of of very hot sex with a girl i had met at a party a few days earlier, this was the convo

girl - "so whatchu doin later today?"
me - "ehh prolly just chillin with my friends, how about you? wanna meet up later?"
girl - "yeah thats cool, my boyfriend is supposed to pick me up at 1 (the time was 12:52) to grab lunch then im free"
me - (speechless)

second time was after a frat party and i had went home with a cute brunette with a station wagon of a booty

girl - (while giving me oral) "damn! you're a lot bigger than my boyfriend"
me - (in a very, VERY intoxicated slur) "whaa?"
girl - "yeah, his dick only goes up to here and is way skinnier"
me - "... umm, i gotta use your bathroom ..."
girl - "yeah it's down the hall..."

both times i got outta there faster than usain bolt and michael phelps combined .. deleted phone number, blocked from facebook, the whole 9 yards lol...

people are reckless smh

This, so much this.

Had a guy tell me right after that his ex-girlfriend refused to go down on him.

I don't give a fuck. I don't want to hear about your stupid ex. Any conversation that includes any mention of another girl and the sex you had with her will instantly make me not want to be around you never mind have sex with you. Idiot.
 

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This, so much this.

Had a guy tell me right after that his ex-girlfriend refused to go down on him.

I don't give a fuck. I don't want to hear about your stupid ex. Any conversation that includes any mention of another girl and the sex you had with her will instantly make me not want to be around you never mind have sex with you. Idiot.

lmao, people these days