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feeling silly. this is a poem i read on a bathroom wall once.

there once was a woman named alice
who used a dynamite stick as a phallus
they found her vagina
in south carolina
and part of her anus in dallas
 

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Oh too funny Mr. Hung.

Ok. I just made this one up:

There once was a man named McMeenis.
Who studied frogs and thier genus.
The frog wouldnt croak,
so he finally went broke.
Ha, you thought I was going to say penis!
 

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You suck worse than the suckiest suck that ever sucked.

I think it's funny anyway.