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fuck me drunk or maybe even
fuck me dead.
i once heard frog shit and burst out laughing in tears.
simple amusements:rolleyes:
 

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MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK said:
Fuck-a-duck!
shit the bed!
piss bag motherfucker.
cock knocker.

You son of a bitch, Fuck-a-duck and cock knocker were both something I was gonna add! I heard cock knocker on O&A a week ago and my mom used to say fuck a duck constantly.
 

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mjcp said:
Jesus shitcake.

I am quite partial to Bollocks as well.

The brits always know how to dish the pain... Bloody HELL!!

Or the old standby.. Fuck you you fucking peice of dogshit, and Suck shit out of my ass Shitface.:tongue:
 

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mjcp said:
Jesus shitcake.

Oh, I love "Jesus shitcake", and I am looking forward to moments when I will drop it into everyday conversation.

I usually save "oh, Jesus Fucking Christ" for more sexual moments, usually when gasping for breath.

I was brought up to be humble and gracious, but this is not generally apparent anymore. For everyday use, I use "oh buggery bollocks". For slightly more zing I can manage "BUGGERY FUCKING BOLLOCKS".

If anyone is around, I'm usually embarrasssed by how polite it sounds. Then I sometimes have to say to colleagues "Just because I appear to be calm, it doesn't mean I am not extremely annoyed". Usually the more pissed off I am, the more polite I get, and this is well understood by the people who know me well.

I'm looking for better results with "Jesus Shitcake!" Thanks for that one dude.

Actually when it comes to language I'm better at humour and amusing sexual innnuendo than expletives.:wink:
 

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Mattsdong said:
What happened to oh bloody hell? bollocks? buggeration? oh god? oh lordie? oh my? what the bloody hell? what the devil?

I guess they all went pissing up a rope.

It'd be interesting to analyze what the individual use and combination of all those swearwords tell about us. Everyone uses them in different ways, has combinations of them, but where do these stem from? Do intellectual people swear different than Joe Average? A difference between different ways of education (technical/liberal arts)?
 

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Thatcher shaggin' shite pants! This tea is all 100% pure loo piss. Pure loo piss!!!! Did your mum brew this pot during the menses because this is all bloody hell. Don't brew from the arse buggering Thames!!!!
 

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invisibleman said:
Thatcher shaggin' shite pants! This tea is all 100% pure loo piss. Pure loo piss!!!! Did your mum brew this pot during the menses because this is all bloody hell. Don't brew from the arse buggering Thames!!!!

Fuckety Fuck...Is there some other Europe I don't know about...? :smile:
 

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alex8 said:
Need some more fucking UK-style insults?

Catherine Tate's Nan character springs to mind... :rolleyes:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ILqHPHhFaJY

Sod off Kraut bastard...coming here and telling us how to bleedin' swear proper....you Git!! :tongue:

The clip is excellent....I've met people more than a little like that...Crikey!!

Now, piss off you tosser....:smile:

(I feel much so better now...)