Prayers For The Sexes

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  1. Pappy

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    FEMALE PRAYER

    Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep.
    One who's handsome, smart and strong, One who loves to listen
    long. One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for
    weeks.

    I pray that he's gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, won't be
    annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my
    back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to
    my mind, Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"

    I pray that this man will love me to no end, And always be my very
    best friend.

    Amen.

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    MALE PRAYER

    I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a
    liquor store and a bass boat.

    This doesn't rhyme, and I don't care.

    Amen.
     
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