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Although I don't pray since I believe it to be an act of futility, but even if there was a 1% percent chance that God existed, I would doubt he, she or it would care what you were wearing or not wearing while genuflecting. Indeed, I might even find it hypocritical to be judged by someone whose own son freeballed underneath his robes. I would worry more about this all powerful being observing your activities from on high:

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Although I don't pray since I believe it to be an act of futility, but even if there was a 1% percent chance that God existed, I would doubt he, she or it would care what you were wearing or not wearing while genuflecting. Indeed, I might even find it hypocritical to be judged by someone whose own son freeballed underneath his robes. I would worry more about this all powerful being observing your activities from on high:

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Why would you worry about his observing your activities if you dont believe in him / care what he thinks.
 

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Why would you worry about his observing your activities if you dont believe in him / care what he thinks.

I can assure you I most certainly do believe in Ceiling Cat and know he is watching. Anyone who has even had an non-omnipotent feline can tell you how much they like to stare and judge you when you are naked. I definitely would be very careful around a non-corporeal kitty.
 
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I can assure you I most certainly do believe in Ceiling Cat and know he is watching. Anyone who has even had an non-omnipotent feline can tell you how much they like to stare and judge you when you are naked. I definitely would be very careful around a non-corporeal kitty.

Yes and let us not forget the one who was cast from the ceiling as well...yes...hiding under the couch and watching cat.
 
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Yes and let us not forget the one who was cast from the ceiling as well...yes...hiding under the couch and watching cat.

He is the fallen angel and a false prophet. Do not let his love blinks and purrs deceive you onto the path of eternal damnation.

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