"Presenting"?

Reese

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I don't have a big cock. Pendulous testicles perhaps, but my penis would be what I consider just slightly above average (just under 8" long with a 5" girth). However, we were at a barbecue with a bunch of mates over the weekend and my wife accused me of "presenting" - i.e. spreading my legs ('twas an uncomfortably hot day) and deliberately showing off the bulge in my tight jeans. If I was doing this, even subliminally, it didn't work apart from a few stolen glances at my crotch before quickly turning away or shifting the gaze back up to my eyes. So what's the proper genital etiquette in such situations?