Hahaha yeah that's true! People just don't like new people!
You Sir shall now face a spanking issued by forum moderators. Newbs must NEVER elevate trolls to the rank of people. *laugh* Man you're cruising today with two strikes on your account. Better run before they take your Intarwebz away. :>
Bah, lifeskill training is what this is, bootcamp for that thicker hide you are REQUIRED to wear a you stomp trolls underfoot. But like gremlins - they reproduce via masturbation and feeding them past midnight will get you overrun and the little bastards nipping at your balls everytime.
No worries. I too in real life - look like a kid. I STILL get carded for liquor, alcohol, gunpowder...
*ahem* If you're legitamately and provably passable as 18+, you got nothing to fear.