I totally disagree with your suggestion that men in politics have smaller dicks. Conversely, their quest for power and validation serves a big-cocked man.
President with the biggest dick
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In the post- WWII era, my money goes on LBJ and ginger Gerald Ford along with his big-dicked sons.
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Donald Trump acts like a guy with a small dick. Small penis guy generally act like Adolf Hitler.
As the story goes, My cousin LBJ was hung like a horse. My grandmother was a Johnson and spent time at the ranch. Lady Byrd told her about him. It seems to run in the family, I know it does with me. When he took a shit he had to let his cock hang over the edge
I'm sure the lying Orange sack of feces will claim that title also. But on the other hand the country has it's first stripper as FLOTUS, it's a boon to brass poles everywhere.
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I agree that we all probably can name the biggest prick to sit in the White House because he told us he was very very very well endowed "down there" while he was on the stump during 2016....
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Abraham Lincoln. He seemingly fits the same body type as my boyfriend when I first met him. Tall, lanky, no ass (totally guessing old honest Abe had a flat butt too), big Sasquatch feet and hands, and of course huge hanging man junk. Has those long fingers that can palm a basketball, or in Abe's day, a pumpkin. Every appendage coming off my boyfriend's once lean frame is exaggerated as if the genetic powers that be stretched them out like Silly Putty. Even his balls hang low, like two eggs in a silk pouch.
Alas, the Lincoln lurching tower he once was is no more. Couple years ago he started drinking those weight gain shakes and working out and filled in considerably and is comparatively body wise more of a college football tight end these days. Unfortunately his ego also inflated with his bulk up and now he thinks he's the shit, parading around our apartment like some shirtless muscle headed big shot. Bit of a downside but something I'm willing to live with especially when I'm wrapping myself around those delicious aforementioned muscles. Add, he's finally got an ass I can grab. That right there is worth the price of catching the narcissistic ape flexing in the mirror.
So yeah, Lincoln. Bet he had enormous junk that hung halfway down his thigh, could beat a rug out with it. That stovepipe hat he wore was just advertisement on the top of his head, said, "I'm gonna rock your world, ma'am." Probably the reason his wife Mary Todd went nuts. Couldn't take the big "D" anymore.
Just did a bit of research, Abe was 6'4" and Mary was 5'2". This is completely in line with what I've been saying, I'm 5'1" and my boyfriend is 6'3". I'm also a firm believer that big hands and feet, long fingers, are a potential indicator of dick size. Certainly by no means carved in stone but if you want to increase your odds take a good look at the length of other parts of a guy's body, play the percentages so to speak. There's a reason no size queen is going to pass up a giant NBA center to get with a boyish Kentucky Derby jockey (I do believe I've just reached the acceptable limit of sports references in this post).
Anyway, me, I'm taking the guy blessed with the horse not the little guy riding one. Giddy-up Abe.
Alas, the Lincoln lurching tower he once was is no more. Couple years ago he started drinking those weight gain shakes and working out and filled in considerably and is comparatively body wise more of a college football tight end these days. Unfortunately his ego also inflated with his bulk up and now he thinks he's the shit, parading around our apartment like some shirtless muscle headed big shot. Bit of a downside but something I'm willing to live with especially when I'm wrapping myself around those delicious aforementioned muscles. Add, he's finally got an ass I can grab. That right there is worth the price of catching the narcissistic ape flexing in the mirror.
So yeah, Lincoln. Bet he had enormous junk that hung halfway down his thigh, could beat a rug out with it. That stovepipe hat he wore was just advertisement on the top of his head, said, "I'm gonna rock your world, ma'am." Probably the reason his wife Mary Todd went nuts. Couldn't take the big "D" anymore.
Just did a bit of research, Abe was 6'4" and Mary was 5'2". This is completely in line with what I've been saying, I'm 5'1" and my boyfriend is 6'3". I'm also a firm believer that big hands and feet, long fingers, are a potential indicator of dick size. Certainly by no means carved in stone but if you want to increase your odds take a good look at the length of other parts of a guy's body, play the percentages so to speak. There's a reason no size queen is going to pass up a giant NBA center to get with a boyish Kentucky Derby jockey (I do believe I've just reached the acceptable limit of sports references in this post).
Anyway, me, I'm taking the guy blessed with the horse not the little guy riding one. Giddy-up Abe.
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Yes sir! And by my decree I am appointing you head of the department of D.Y.B.H.L.T.Y.D.President of Lilliput?
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It seems that is always an assumption, tall and skinny. I get that all the time. I'm 6'3 175 and people assume that as well
lbj was legendary for having a huge cock so he'd prolly be number 1. after that i would assume obama, lincoln and george washington due to the size of their bodies and that obama is black
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