Presidential Path

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  1. Northland

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    The following is a work of fiction-although certain characters are named after real people and their occupational careers may follow the same line, the actions contained herein are fictional (as far as I know they are). They are not intended to defame, degrade or even to elevate a person in any way. They are thoughts formed in my own mind and should be known as such.


    Mike Huckabee leaned closer to the microphone and grasped it in his hot sweaty hand. As he took hold he realized it wasn't a microphone after all but actually the throbbing hot cock of former Presidential candidate Bill Richardson. He came out of his foggy haze, his head aching in the morning after pains from a night of too much celebration and revelry after having had several Super Tuesday victories-and yes, too much champagne. It went against his strict Baptist upbringing to drink the devils liquid, but who could resist, especially when offered so freely and in congratulatory form-even from a man of the enemy party, whose short fat uncut penis was currently in his grip. Huckabee leaned forward and allowed it to enter into his mouth as he reflected on what had brought him this far.

    Michael Dale Huckabee had grown up in Hope Arkansas the same town which Bill Clinton and his mom had left early on. Even in those days people spoke of Clinton (formerly Blythe) and what his future would be. Mike for his part took to self-gratification first with food and then with masturbation until at the age of 19 he finally got up the nerve to visit Madame Sheila's place. She was the proprietress of the local house of ill repute. A whore house as it were.

    Mike took his, by that time 260 pound body up the creaking sagging wooden steps. His palms sweating as he felt the banister move along. 10 minutes later he had shot his load into a reservoir tip condom before even making full penetration of 18 year old Camille who was Madame Sheila's latest inductee. Madame Sheila came in and took control, getting Mike hard again - reinflated as she called it and then exiting, but not before instructing the two young virgins to have a good time and learn as much as they could. Yes, it was true, Camille was also a first timer. Sheila insisted on that for her starters and always tried to match them up with a male counterpart so neither would feel the other had so much experience as to feel inferior to them. Madame Sheila hadn't put much mind to the fact that Mike's condom had a noticeable tear-she figured he would notice it himself and put on a new one. She was wrong.

    After a few moments of playing around with Camille's moistening pussy, Mike felt he was ready and started to position himself. Soon he was at her tight unused slit and with a hard impetuous thrust he slammed the full 9 inches into her-well as much as he could. Between his stomach, his cock size and their combined inexperience, he in reality only got a little more than 5 inches into her. She roared in pain as he roared back in what he was finding to be an exquisite pleasure. Ignoring her cries he mashed his 9x7 inside her, about the size of a liter bottle of Poland Spring water in both length and circumference. Pulling back until only the tip of his uncut cock remained inside her and then thrusting back in the 19 year old wanted to scream for not having allowed himself this enjoyment sooner. Then again, it went against his strict Baptist beliefs and even though he was on his way to becoming a minister of the church, he felt this wouldn't be a violation of his chosen path. After all, he might someday have to relate to a worried parishioner about sexual intimacy problems.

    In their eagerness to get started he hadn't notice that the condom had torn at the end, so now his bare skin was commencing to be bathed in the juices of her pussy. Juices which flowed even though she was terrified just as the feeling had begun to intoxicate her. The binding ring of the condom was painful but he knew it was only proper-although he also knew in his heart of hearts that using a device to abort a baby not yet created was indeed a mortal sin. His own daddy, Dorsey had told him that when he had mewled about other boys from Hope High being able to do things with girls on Friday and Saturday nights at the drive-in theater-and elsewhere. His father had held firm and then on numerous occasions, shown him the back of his hand as a reminder of the sin of premarital sin.

    It wasn't long-as near as could be told from the police raid report-it would have been less than an hour from his first setting foot in the room, that he began his protracted orgasm. A dribble of a start and then a huge volley of cum shot deep inside Camille and as he continued pulsating the volume of gooey fluid began to leak out of the tight tunnel. As he finished his body-all of it-collapsed on tiny little Camille. Her scream coinciding with the raid the police had just launched caused them to bust in the door to the small room and there they found him as he alit from her and got up and on his feet. As the door opened he turned and saw the faces and guns drawn of 5 of Hope Arkansas's best policemen-including Mike's Uncle Clem.


    "Oh for god's sake Mikey. Have some decency-if you wanted a lay why didn't you tell me?" Clem Huckabee was a 42 year old former county clerk who had never even finished the 8th grade but somehow managed to become assistant police chief for the county. Except for a few men in the county nobody knew why. He threw Mike's clothes at him and told him to get dressed, even as he eyed the young man with a newfound respect.

    The next day, the banner headlines of the paper and papers all the way through the state blared the message that the assistant police chief's nephew had been arrested in a prostitution bust. The Democrat-Gazette, the State's biggest paper even pushed then Governor Dale Bumper's new initiative for education reform off the front page in favor of this juicy item.
    Some zealous reporter from the local rag with a high powered zoom lens on his camera, had been trailing the police and got some revealing photos including a few of young Huckabee and the binding ring of the condom still attached, while the rest had obviously been torn up. The papers were decent in those days and kept the visuals only from the waist up-but locally everyone knew and heard and for a few extra dollars the photographer sold the photos locally to many people including Smiley Whitaker the minister from Antioch Baptist Church. Smiley took one look and knew- that was his kid. Or he would be soon enough.

    A week later Smiley Whitaker and Dorsey Huckabee took young Mike into a room and explained that he was an adult now and a full fledged man due to his mournful and woeful indiscretion.'And unforgivably sinful' added Whitaker. Two things would happen immediately-the following weekend he would be wed and secondly he would be inducted into the Men of Hope Club. Mike sat there with a confused look, sort of like the look that would pass over the face of Jan Brady on Mike's favorite television show of the time.
    "I told you he wouldn't git it" Dorsey said.

    "Now Dors. Let's just take it slow. He's still suffering from his deplorable actions. He has to be straightened out and it must be done now." Whitaker stood up and reached his hand towards Mike. "Come with me, thou unabsolved sinner. I will take you to the place where your sins will be relieved."

    Thinking he was about to be Baptized again in the local river, Mike beamed a broad smile, and his tongue crossed past his teeth and lay at the opening of his lips.

    Whitaker looked over at the elder Huckabee and rolled his eyes. "Just what the heck are they learnin' thes kids these days?"

    Dorsey Huckabee shrugged an indifferent shrug and motioned for his son to get going. He smiled as his son left the room, knowing that things were about to change...
     
  2. Northland

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    Over the next few weeks, 19 year old Huckabee learned things which he had never known existed. On several occasions he was given to the pleasures of women and taught the places where a man could and could not enter. Between her breasts or into (as Whitaker called it) her 'channel for delivery of children'. or in extreme cases the mouth of a woman could be used, although it was not recommended for regular usage. Nowhere else-ever. In this, the otherwise slow to learn Huckabee excelled. He learned every part of the three different women he was presented with. He would watch as his instructors did things and then do the same himself. Finally, it was declared he would be suitable for marriage. His bride, had already been selected and on a Saturday afternoon in Antioch Baptist Church they were wed by the vested powers of Reverend Davis 'Smiley' Whitaker. The following afternoon after church services Mike began his next series of lessons. In these he learned how a man kept himself satisfied and happy at all times even when their partner in life was unable to perform (through illness or injury). Again he learned quickly.

    After he had sewn these wild oats, he would need to find another outlet. And so he did. Not just through political ambition but by joining the county men's club. They had daily meetings both at 7 a.m. and at 7 p.m. and all took place in basements of local men and various church halls. The purpose of the clubs was but one. Mutual masturbation and suckoffs.


    From then on Mike Huckabee was focussed and set his eyes on first the state capitol and then he figured to go to the Nation's Capitol in D.C. To do so, meant marriage and remaining true to one girl and only one. Mercifully his Dad and the Right Reverend Whitaker had selected a pretty, sweet young lady for him. One who would obey his every need and desire and command- more than 20 years after the marriage he had stated these views in a full page ad in USA Today (1998- a wife is to submit graciously to the servant leadership of her husband). He loved her and she him, and she stayed out of his way. Always suspecting-especially by the excessive amount of time he devoted to playing guitar in his band. It was better than what a lot of her friends had to deal with, husbands who screwed around with other women and ended up creating extra mouths to feed. Mike wasn't much of an earner, so that would have been much worse. The only bad part of the marriage had been when he had been doing his high and mighty ministerial thing and had brought her in for help in instructing some rather insipid young men- although there had been several times of great amusement which she would relate to her female lovers. Nothing was funnier to her than seeing one of these men as her husband orally prepared them for her to instruct and the man would cum too soon and send everything all over the redfaced Huckabee. She saw it as payback for when he'd breast fuck her and after ejaculation, get off of her and leave. Leaving her to clean the gunk off of herself. Seeing his eyes, or mouth or even his rapidly balding pate get hit was always nice.

    Mike became proficient at it all and his lip and hand services were sought by many. Additionally he soon learned men were much better at accommodating the massive girth of his cock and did so with willingness and ambition. Then one night he found his hand on the live microphone of one former Presidential Candidate of Mexican descent.

    The tender moans of the Democrat drove Huckabee crazy. He needed to have the rich cream in his mouth and throat again. He sucked on the 6 inches for what seemed to him to be an eternity, his one hand massaging the testicles while the other reached around and sent his fingers one and then another into the man's anal cavity. The moans grew louder, when his thumb slid in and pushed up to the prostate, gently massaging it until the man from New Mexico could no longer take it or hold back. Losing all control his body convulsed and he began bucking wildly much to the surprise of the Republican candidate who had been with perhaps thousands of men in similar situations. As the release of masculine fluids shot out of the penis of the one man into Huckabee's greedy throat, the violent bucking continued and Richardson grabbed hold of the head of the man who was fulfilling his desire draining every drop he could.

    When they finally finished, Richardson pulled back pushing the man who might soon be President away from him and he saw the shocking sight. The bruising was already beginning and Huckabee himself knew he had taken a face fucked beating. "It's okay Bill. The amount of makeup they put on...well, you know. You've had to take it too."

    The two men laughed. "Say Mike, Could I make it up to you by treating you?"

    Huckabee looked up, his tongue slid past his teeth and rested on his swollen lips in much the same way as it had years before when he had first been taught this wonderful way of protecting the sanctity of marriage by never risking contact with another woman.





    In a decidedly non-presidential candidate moment, he reverted to his hard southern drawel and pronounced, "this is one damned fucking fine way to live." Bill Richardson mumble in agreement as the head of the 9 incher began to tickle his throat...

    Yeah, those guys from The Hope Men's Club had taught him the real meaning of life...




    ((keep in mind the author does not condone lack of condom usage, also once more note, the above story is a work of fiction)
     
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  4. Northland

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    Stay tuned for the next chapter...coming in the next few days, in which our hero Mike Huckabee, finds himself in one heck of a precicament as he pursues more votes-this time among lesbian strippers.
     
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    The strippers and the deflowering

    Big Mike Huckabee lay back on the California King size bed basking in his latest glory. He'd picked up some more wins over the weekend and things were looking good for irginia. Being a good god fearing Baptist he knew it would be unwise to place the letter V at the start since that would bring damnation for sure if he started hungering after Virgins, so Irginia it would have to be at least for a few more days. He reflected on the things which had brought him so far. 'Huh. Yeah, things.' he mused silently recalling the many which he had sucked and played with in order to get as far as he had. The only down side was that the current President was backing his archrival. "Heck, that man isn't even a God fearing fellow. How can he support that heathen'. Huckabee took another gulp of the warm bourbon and a pull on the glass pipe as he surveyed the beauties in front of him.


    Huckabee stared at the 4 women as they formed a ring- a perfectly shaped circle as old Mike saw it. Melba was working fast and furiously on the dripping wet hole of her friend and coworker Simone. Simone in turn was doing similar things to Katie; as she was enjoying the pleasures of Katie's tongue and fingers was slurping and savoring the nectars of Nelda who did her part with her well honed skills to please Melba.

    Huckabee was tantalized and fascinated by all four lovelies, especially Nelda and her flaming red locks of hair which shook about as she devoured the box of goodies she had been offered. He knew he had to have her. To hell and Satan with the allegations that all 4 were lesbians. They were strippers dammit and theirs was a sorry lot and clearly misguided lot. It said so in the new edition of the Men of Hope Club book. The book had been edited and updated in 2005; it was just now however, that Mike had gotten around to reading the changes-and he like many of them.

    According to the way it had been written, only long time members of the club would be permitted what he was about to receive. Sex apart from marriage with a female. It could only be done by men who had partaken in regular club hookups with other men-he had- and who had been in at least 25 years- as he was. Word had it that Nelda and Katie were both pure lesbian. Neither had ever been with a man. Huckabee had pulled some strings and called in a few political favors to secure some extras for this special night. Among other things he had gotten the waiver pass for his pal Bill Richardson. Richardson lay now in the bed next to Huckabee the two had their arms around each other and were grinning with delight. Huckabee looked over and saw a glistening drop on the other man's penis and offered a comment.

    "Shame to let that go to waste Bill. Probably need to get it into a holder real soon."
    Richardson smiled and asked what his friend had in mind.

    "Just a little former governor trade off. He removed his arm from Richardson's shoulder and slid down the bed a little, his legs drifting to one side so as not to disturb the women. He pulled the mighty rod into his cock starved mouth-it had been nearly a week since his last feast-and started sucking it wildly. Richardson's foreskin held tight against the fat short staff as the heavily veined organ swelled to maximum girth before it erupted its geyser of syrup.

    "Easy there hombre! Try to leave my skin on at least." Bill laughed loudly as he felt the tickle of Huckabee's teeth pulling gently at the foreskin hoping that it might lead to another erection at once. Finally he let go and lay propped himself up against the head board his arm back around his new companion as they both fondled their vote gainers.


    As the 4 women continued, Richardson declared that he was ready and a quick look-over showed that he was-Viagra had scored another, while Huckabee's Levitra mixed with half a Cialis was also showing a strong win.

    "So which one do you want to pop?" Mike eyed the women who now lay parted with the two young virgins laying at the center while their friends lay along side. His tongue lay trapped between his teeth and sticking a full two inches out of his mouth while his eyes glistened nearly red with Devil's lust.

    "Never did it with a real red before." Richardson motioned towards Nelda, her alabaster like skin shimmering under the glow of the overhead lamps. "I'll bust her open, you fill her up with your semen..."

    "Okay and I'll tear Katie open for you to make a healthy deposit into her." Mike smiled and the two shook hands in agreement as lecherous mile wide smiles took over their faces.

    They looked at each other as Simone and Melba moved off the bed. "Come on ladies, scoot on down a little." Bill ogled the two and immediately began wondering if he had made the right choice, then he started wondering if he could summon up the ability to pull out of Nelda before releasing everything into her. He was sure Mike could get out of Katie fast enough to fulfill his part of the deal...
     
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    ...Huckabee held his nearly fully aroused penis in his hand. He knew he had to act now before it got any bigger. At least the girls were lubricated having undergone a solid hour of oral from the others. "Dear Lord, do forgive me for the sinful path on which I am about to travel. Know that I do it only for thee dear Lord as this is my way of bringing all people to you once I am President of this great nation which you hold so dear. Let me not be too painful to either Nelda or Katie Lord, and let neither Brother Bill nor myself cause either of these tender vessels to become engorged with the fruit of what would be sin under any other circumstances. Lord let..."

    "A-Fucking-Men" yelled Richardson. "I can't wait any longer Mike, say the prayer later."

    Huckabee looked over and saw Bill rubbing the bulbous skin covered cockhead against the virginal temple. "Ready?" Richardson asked the 20 year old. She nodded and he advised her that there might well be a moment of pain. Again she nodded and Richardson began the inward thrust. "Fat boy coming in" he yelled and slammed the full length in even as Nelda gasped from the strange new sensation.

    'It hurts, it really does and yet...it feels so frigging good!' Nelda thought to herself as the large man slowly began stirring his tool inside her. "Don't ever stop." she whispered as he ground in as deep as he could, knowing he'd never have hope of hitting her bottom with his limited length.

    About a foot away Katie felt the horrific pain that only a 28 year old virgin who has never been with a man could ever understand. Well, maybe any woman who had been pierced with the incredible size of Mike Huckabee. It was a full inch and a half longer than when he had lost his virginity- The Men Of Hope Club had shown that over time in the annual measurement and size tournaments. And unlike little Camille some 33 years ago, Katie wasn't getting the separating padding of stomach which Mike had possessed back then so it all was pushing in and slamming hard and fast into her cervix. Even with the tenting and inner growth of arousal she was unable to accommodate the monstrous cylinder in its entirety, Some 3 or 4 inches lay outside exposed to the elements and Huckabee knew once more his balls would not get to slap hard against a woman. 'Damn a shallow box woman'. Yes, this was his number one reason for preferring men. Even the tight ones eventually could and would take him all the way (and not just those homosexual sicko democrats who liked fisting...even the straight men of moral Republican standing could take him and he so enjoyed hearing his large balls slap against another's flesh.

    "We gotta switch Mike or it's all over." Bill had already pulled out of the now disappointed Nelda. She had really been enjoying the fucking and now only 10 minutes in and it had stopped.

    Huckabee sighed and threw his shoulders left and right as he withdrew from the raven haired stunner with pleasantly shaped and sized breasts. He glanced over at Nelda and knew his fun was just beginning.


    "Sorry I couldn't be the first in, but I'll be the first to leave a calling card." Mike delivered his line with a soft southern pull as his shaft pushed into Nelda. Slowly he inserted to see how much this voluptuous double-D or larger knockout could stand. Further and further, deeper and deeper until he felt the tip of his cock hit the wall. He was ready to groan in disappointment when he registered the other feeling as his balls hit against the outside of the woman he was drilling. "Oh man. Oh God. Thank you Jesus. Dear Lord thank you for the..." His prayer was cut short.

    "Shut up and fuck me!" Nelda screamed at the top of her lungs grabbing hold of Mike's comically large ears she pulled his head and stared up at him. "I want a good solid fucking like your friend here was giving me." She smiled as Huckabee steadily fucked her, screwing her into an out of body kind of feeling as he kept his body balanced while he had the best male/female sex he had been part of in decades. His own wife had never felt this good or this hot and deliciously proper in fit.

    While Huckabee and Nelda did their thing, Katie breathed a sigh of relief as Richardson entered her and then she felt his bulging nut sack smack gingerly into her. 'No pain!' she relaxed as she found a man who wasn't painful and began to reciprocate the moves of the man both on top and within her.

    'I'll be damned!' Bill Richardson thought to himself, 'Is it possible? Could this really be happening?' He felt a strange sensation at the end of his 6.25 inch dick and wondered if it could be real. "Thank you Mike!" he bellowed as he realized that he had indeed found himself hitting a girl's cervix-although just barely and only with the hardest effort of inward thrust.

    To her surprise, Katie was enjoying the pounding and the gentle taps as her lover hit bottom. It wasn't painful as it had been with the other man. 'If it's got a chance at always being this good, I'm sold. No more women. Well, maybe some.'

    The sweat of the four bodies flowed freely and heavily as they continued, as Huckabee called it 'fornicating'. Who knows how long it would have continued that way had it not been for Huckabee needing to get to a stumping stop later on. "Forgive me now for what I am about to do, but know it is through a greater calling that I must do this and that you have been chosen. If you have been and remain pure and true to me you will one day be my White House Bride" Seconds later Big Mike began pumping and pouring his crude cream into the gulf of Nelda. It was a portion of body fluid the likes of which Nelda had never imagined possible and which even Huckabee was stunned. As he finished ejaculating and ejecting every last bit of cum that he could, he collapsed. Passed out from bourbon and sex mostly.

    Directly to the passed out candidate's side, Bill Richardson felt his own cock begin to spit out it's thick white goodness, and sent it flowing in the tunnel he was ensconced in. He felt the familiar feeling as fluids filled the sleeve and bathed his manhood as Katie began to moan and sigh, Richardson knew he had to keep pumping and pounding and somehow he garnered together the strength and energy to keep moving his large body until Katie was able to thrill to the enjoyment of her own momentous orgasm. Bill looked in Katie's eyes, "How about we go somewhere for just you and me?" She nodded and the two got off the bed, grabbed their clothes and the complimentary robes and headed out the door to his truck out in the parking lot. Neither of them noticed of would even have cared about the near cavalry size number of SUVs and black sedans approaching as they drove away...


    (to be continued)
     
  7. Northland

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    It makes me wonder-if I had remembered to continue this story, would Huckabee now be President Elect? Would Bill Richardson be his V.P.?


    I guess we may never know...


    I have however lerarned the danger of typing those dreaded words: "To be continued" since that's not always the case.
     
  8. Northland

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    Seeing as how Huckabee is now front runner of the republican choices, I may be dusting this one off again soon.

    Would readers prefer to have him staying with Bill Richardson, or try out Newt Gingrich or Haley Barbour or someone else entirely?
     
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    Loved the story, North, but one detail strains all credulity and threatened even my well-developed willing suspension of disbelief.

    You nearly lost me at Huckabee's 9x7" penis. ;-)
     
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    I'd like to see Mike hook up with Bobby Jindal and teach him how to do more than just match socks, shoes, belts and purses. Oh my.
     
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    I'd like to see him turn-out obama, then wake-up from the dream a return to the real inspiration. Bill Clinton:biggrin1:
     
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    **********Coming Soon, the 2012 edition of our continuing story, where Huckabee will be entertaining more men and women from both sides of Washington*************






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