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Oh dear. The only reason Im not reporting you is because I feel sorry for you.

I really mean that too.


you don't have any reason to feel sorry for me. It's I that feels sorry for you. Only pathetic losers who hate themselves and have no lives go around attacking others. Again..if you so much as speak to me again I WILLL report your sad, sorry self. I 100% mean that. so it would be in your best interest to NEVER speak to me again.
 

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No kidddin', Tardis...
I thought this was about what's packin; who's packin', etc.etc.etc. LOL!

Without visual-proof, I would guess:
Abe: long, but not girth....
Washington: stubby, but w/great nuts...(discuss)
FDR: uncut, average, , , yet, it Worked.....(Elenour didn't mind it, discuss)
Kennedy: Cut/useful part, of himself....
Johnson: Cut, and ruted like a Horse...Bless You, Lady Bird!
Nixon: average, Cut, , , although, might surprize us!
Ford: Long-enough. Stamina. Pleasure to All....
Carter: Uncut, average-length, average-girth, but Enjoyed! (Bless Rosalyn)
Clinton: A 'Z'man....zzzzzzzzzz. 'cuz, well, I'd suck him!
Bush: Those pearls get in the way...
Bush2: Can you imagine: Laura pleasin' him that way??!!!!

Next?
Mrtoad says, "Peace". lic lic lic. and LOVE at Most:
(and, shit: What's the dick-heh heh heh-of All?)
bigtoad
 

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you don't have any reason to feel sorry for me. It's I that feels sorry for you. Only pathetic losers who hate themselves and have no lives go around attacking others. Again..if you so much as speak to me again I WILLL report your sad, sorry self. I 100% mean that. so it would be in your best interest to NEVER speak to me again.

OK Ill type to you instead then......:rolleyes:

Listen, strange as it seems I dont want you to get banned. Oblivious to your dumb self it is actually you that has posted a punishable term. I would advise you to edit but its too late now.

Instead you can just beg for my forgiveness.....:wink:
 

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I wouldn't beg for forgiveness from idiots like you. It is YOU who owes me an apology. Now..fuck off. And didn't I say twice to not speak to me again. you're so braindead I see. You need help that's obvious.
 

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No kidddin', Tardis...
I thought this was about what's packin; who's packin', etc.etc.etc. LOL!

Without visual-proof, I would guess:
Abe: long, but not girth....
Washington: stubby, but w/great nuts...(discuss)
FDR: uncut, average, , , yet, it Worked.....(Elenour didn't mind it, discuss)
Kennedy: Cut/useful part, of himself....
Johnson: Cut, and ruted like a Horse...Bless You, Lady Bird!
Nixon: average, Cut, , , although, might surprize us!
Ford: Long-enough. Stamina. Pleasure to All....
Carter: Uncut, average-length, average-girth, but Enjoyed! (Bless Rosalyn)
Clinton: A 'Z'man....zzzzzzzzzz. 'cuz, well, I'd suck him!
Bush: Those pearls get in the way...
Bush2: Can you imagine: Laura pleasin' him that way??!!!!

Next?
Mrtoad says, "Peace". lic lic lic. and LOVE at Most:
(and, shit: What's the dick-heh heh heh-of All?)
bigtoad


I was thinking Johnson was cut. I bet he was. I know Kennedy is cut.
 

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Thanks, Johnson: cut/hung???betcha!

Peace, Peace, Peace, to all you-

(Blessings to Lady-Bird)

And so, Now!

McCain/Obama: Discuss. (Their cocks, not the politics! Come on, do the post!) be Honest, and lpsg.org about it all!!!)

Love, looking-forward-to-this(!), I remain:

Bigtoad
 

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LOL! ok, so things are, at least, ok? about this thread????

(Lord, just to say....Truman, as quit as a man, as a Pres, just visited me:
and, HOLY SHIT! HUNG LIKE A DONKEY!- thank God we only pleasured oursleves,,,,would have needed' lube for that.)

Blessings to being Kind.


Peace! bigtoad
 

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blessings and much peace to you, too, bigtoad.

You think Truman was hung? He might have been. I wonder how thick Johnson was?

I really do think McCain has a thick cock.

peace to you, too!
 

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mccain's sons are NOT attractive....... at least not the pics I googled. if you'd like to post the ones you speak of, I would be happy to reconsider.

that being said, george W is an idiot.
and for anyone thinking he was good looking back in the day, you've got to ask, since I'm pretty sure tweezers have been around in medicine for centuries, why it took him so long to pluck that caterpillar off his forehead (I'm talking about his unibrow, as some people in here are apparently bush supporters, and I'm assuming they don't get metaphors).

cheers

I'd advise you not to assume anything. While I do/did find Bush attractive I hate him with a passion. Literally, I guess you could say.:biggrin1:
 

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You're very very sad aren't you? You just won't leave me alone. You need serious psychiatric help. As I've warned you: I did report you last night for your hararssment towards me. I'll think any fucking person is hot who I choose to think. It's none of your damn concern who I think is hot. And i'm going to report you again for continuing your harrassment towards me. I think Bush is hot and that is my right.
 
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