Presiedents and Penis Nicknames

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  1. Imported

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    blak9: Anybody ever notice that the most popular nicknames for the penis are named after democratic ex-presidents?

    Bill "Willy" Clinton
    "Jimmy" Carter
    Lyndon B. "Johnson"
    and the most famous of all
    "Tricky Dick" Nixon
     
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    Well there's always...

    Jefferson's Thomas
    Andrew's Jackson (or Andrew jacks, son)
    William Henry's hairy, son
    Millard fills more
    Be careful of the James 'poke' or the Franklin pierce
    William H. Shaft
    Herbert Hoover (must be a self-er)

    and George's Bush

    ::)

    Pecker
     
  3. jonb

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    Not to mention Ronald's Ray-Gun or Andrew's Johnson.
     
  4. Imported

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    KevK: Nixon was a Democrat?! I'm sure that would have been news to Humphrey and McGovern. "Who?"

    I think both major parties have a fine collection of dickheads. The better to screw us with, my dear.
     
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    blak9: Oops! My bad! Thanks for the correction.
     
  6. Imported

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    sdhangerguy08: Actually, Nixon had been a Democrat and changed parties. He had been Eisenhower's Vice President. Here endth the lesson.
     
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    Oops! Both Ike and Tricky Dick were lifelong Republicans. They're both turning over in their graves!

    Pecker
     
  8. jonb

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    I didn't see democrat when I saw it. Ray-Gun is a phallic symbol, though. (When I first heard of Star Wars in history class, I thought he was overcompensating for something, actually. LOL)
     
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