Pretentious, Obnoxious names.

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What's the most pretentious or obnoxious name that you've come across?

and don't say mem:wink:


from the same family...

the boy- Copeland
the girl- Honesty
 

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It's not pretentious it's vulgar, but I was reading a newspaper article which was about unusual names people in the UK had given to their children, and there are two boys who were given the name Superman, the poor little buggers, and I personally knew someone who had given their child the name Rocky. On the few occasions Rocky came out with us if I had to shout to him I referred to him as 'hey you'.
 

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It's not pretentious it's vulgar, but I was reading a newspaper article which was about unusual names people in the UK had given to their children, and there are two boys who were given the name Superman, the poor little buggers, and I personally knew someone who had given their child the name Rocky. On the few occasions Rocky came out with us if I had to shout to him I referred to him as 'hey you'.

Superman is very bad.

I heard once on the radio that somone named their child Mork (like Mork and Mindy)

Rocky is not so strange to me. I've heard it before, but as a nickname.

the oddest urban legend name I heard is male' and female'. with the accent over the e (pronounced mall-eh and feh-mall-eh)
 

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This may qualify.

Am part of a bit of a "clique" at our office, and we all have nicknames for each other.

Mine is Fluffy.
 

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I knew an only son named Winslow Childe Threadgood-Wigglesworth at school, which I thought was pretty awful.

I hope no one Googles his name and comes across it here now! :eek:

It is pretty pretentious though. I knew one but I won't say it here, a guy I went to school with. He had a "high society" sounding name too.

Of course celebrity names, you gotta love Moon Unit and Dweezil Zappa, and also another of my "favorites", Pilot Inspektor (yes, that spelling with a "k" in "Inspektor" is correct in this case). I figure that celebrity and celebrity kids' names are fair game here since they're "in the public eye".
 

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"Kotex," (pronounced "Ko-tay"), male
"Fuzzbot," (pronounced "Foo-beau"), female
"Figs," male
"Ruddy," (pronounced "Roo-dee"), female
"Migellmarys," female
"Nellysmarie," female
"Diggler," male
"Tyling," (like what you put up in a new bathroom), female
"Geisha," (pronounced "Gay-sha"), female
"Peach," female
"Jeamzy," female
"Exodus," male
"Flipper," male
"Cricket," female*
"Cloud," female* (Cricket and Cloud are siblings)
"Solar," female


Vagina, pronounced VA- GEE- NA

found these on this site Get Lost, Mr. Chips: Stupid Kid Names!
 

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"Kotex," (pronounced "Ko-tay"), male
"Fuzzbot," (pronounced "Foo-beau"), female
"Figs," male
"Ruddy," (pronounced "Roo-dee"), female
"Migellmarys," female
"Nellysmarie," female
"Diggler," male
"Tyling," (like what you put up in a new bathroom), female
"Geisha," (pronounced "Gay-sha"), female
"Peach," female
"Jeamzy," female
"Exodus," male
"Flipper," male
"Cricket," female*
"Cloud," female* (Cricket and Cloud are siblings)
"Solar," female


Vagina, pronounced VA- GEE- NA

found these on this site Get Lost, Mr. Chips: Stupid Kid Names!

Oh, these are great! I read most of that site - good stuff... I thought I was the only person who "collected" unusual names! (and I have one myself, too - and I love it! :smile: )
 

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"Kotex," (pronounced "Ko-tay"), male
"Fuzzbot," (pronounced "Foo-beau"), female
"Figs," male
"Ruddy," (pronounced "Roo-dee"), female
"Migellmarys," female
"Nellysmarie," female
"Diggler," male
"Tyling," (like what you put up in a new bathroom), female
"Geisha," (pronounced "Gay-sha"), female
"Peach," female
"Jeamzy," female
"Exodus," male
"Flipper," male
"Cricket," female*
"Cloud," female* (Cricket and Cloud are siblings)
"Solar," female


Vagina, pronounced VA- GEE- NA

found these on this site Get Lost, Mr. Chips: Stupid Kid Names!
Anyone who would name their kid Vagina is one truly messed up individual.

There was a story on the AOL Welcome page just the other day about a couple being denied naming their kid a certain bizarre name. I never read the full story, so I don't what it was, but I can't imagine it being any worse than Vagina!:eek:


These are just popular names that I hate...

Destiny
Kaitlin
Jaelyn

Colby
Dane
Hunter


These are a bit more obnoxious and pretentious..

Madison

Carson
 

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Anyone who would name their kid Vagina is one truly messed up individual.

There was a story on the AOL Welcome page just the other day about a couple being denied to name their kid a certain bizarre name. I never read the full story, so I don't what it was, but I can't imagine it being any worse than Vagina!:eek:


These are just popular names that I hate...

Destiny
Kaitlin
Jaelyn

Colby
Dane
Hunter


These are a bit more obnoxious and pretentious..

Madison

Carson



Well how do you like a parent's idea of a verbal joke... Stormy Weather Coates. This poor girl ended up dying of an overdose in her teens.
How about CInderella Snow White Jones How is that for a prince charming fantasy?
Of course there are the inimitable twins named SaPhillis and Ganorah
 

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I used to have a customer named Eros. He's really lucky he grew up to be hot.

Can you imagine having to explain that name to a group of kids?
 

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NFL Linebacker Lucious Pusey, had to change his name before he could play. Calling him Lucious or Pussey wasn't working out for the team and the coaches. Too much laughing.:redface:

He became Luscious Seymour, which could be changed to
Seymour Luscious Pussey.

Cutting to the Chase: Lucious Pusey Revealed
 

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Well 'Gina' is a dutch girls name.. and 'Va' is dutch for dad.. so we often make jokes with.. hey 'Va' hows 'Gina'.. in dutch that would say 'hoe is het met Va Gina'..

dutch have many ugly names... like:
herbert
kees
harry
jan
lonneke

mines chris.. so thats okay.

Anyone who would name their kid Vagina is one truly messed up individual.

There was a story on the AOL Welcome page just the other day about a couple being denied naming their kid a certain bizarre name. I never read the full story, so I don't what it was, but I can't imagine it being any worse than Vagina!:eek:


These are just popular names that I hate...

Destiny
Kaitlin
Jaelyn

Colby
Dane
Hunter


These are a bit more obnoxious and pretentious..

Madison

Carson