Discussion in 'Women's Issues' started by Catchoftheday, Jun 30, 2008.

  1. Catchoftheday

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    Aug 11, 2007
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    England (GB)
    Afriend of mine sent this to me I thought you might appreciate it :rolleyes:

    A man came home from work and found his three children outside, still in
    their pyjamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers
    strewn all around the front yard.

    The door of his wife's car was open, as was the front door to the house
    and there was no sign of the dog.

    Proceeding Into the entry, he found an even bigger mess. A lamp had been
    knocked over, and the throw rug was wadded against one wall.

    In the front room the TV was loudly blaring a cartoon channel, and the
    family room was strewn with toys and various items of clothing.

    In the kitchen, dishes filled the sink, breakfast food was spilled on
    the counter, the fridge door was open wide, dog food was spilled on the
    floor, a broken glass lay under the table, and a small pile of sand was
    spread by the back door.

    He quickly headed up the stairs, stepping over toys and more piles of
    clothes, looking for his wife. He was worried she might be ill, or that
    something serious had happened.

    He was met with a small trickle of water as it made its way out the
    bathroom door. As he peered inside he found wet towels, scummy soap and
    more toys strewn over the floor. Miles of toilet paper lay in a heap and
    toothpaste had been smeared over the mirror and walls.

    As he rushed to the bedroom, he found his wife still curled up in the
    bed in her pyjamas, reading a novel. She looked up at him, smiled, and
    asked how his day went.

    He looked at her bewildered and asked, 'What happened here today?'

    She again smiled and answered, 'You know every day when you come home
    from work and you ask me what in the world I do all day?'

    'Yes,' was his incredulous reply.

    She answered, 'Well, today I didn't do it.'

    Send this page to another woman and to the man who can take it!

  2. TurkeyWithaSunburn

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    Mar 23, 2005
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    Denver (CO, US)
    ahhhhhh the joys of parenting and domestic duties
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