Priests Are Funny

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  1. jakeatolla

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    An Irish priest is transferred to Texas . Father O'Malley rose from his bed. It was a fine spring day in his new Texas mission parish. He walked to the window of his bedroom to get a deep breath of the beautiful day outside. He then noticed there was a jackass lying dead in the middle of his front lawn. He promptly called the local police station.
    The conversation went like this:
    "Good morning. This is Sergeant Jones. How might I help you?"
    "And the best of the day te yerself. This is Father O'Malley at St. Brigid's. There's a jackass lying dead in me front lawn. Would ye be so kind as to send a couple o' yer lads to take care of the matter?"
    Sergeant Jones, considering himself to be quite a wit, replied with a smirk, "Well now father, it was always my impression that you people took care of last rites!"
    There was dead silence on the line for a long moment.
    Father O'Malley then replied: "Aye, tis certainly true, but we are also obliged to notify the next of kin."
     
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    Love it!
     
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    I've always thought priests trained in Ireland were better prepared for parish life.
     
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