Prince Albert

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  1. Rubenesque

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    Ok, so he's not exactly a celebrity, especially given that he's been dead since 1861 but...

    As a complete Victoriaphile (if that isn't a word then is jolly well should be)I got to thinking about the whole legend about Prince Albert piercings coming into being because Queen Victoria's consort was so well hung that he had his penis pierced and then strapped to this leg through the ring.

    So, obviously I had to try and find an image to confirm it and I think I found one. Looks to me like he may well be blessed with a stunning set of crown jewels.

    No wonder they had 9 children, I bet she wasn't heard muttering "one is not amused" at bed time!!

    http://www.vandaprints.com/lowres/39/main/4/143000.jpg
     
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    hahha, are you assuming that he had his dick pierced and strapped to his leg or is that true? ive never heard that. although i did always wonder why the peircing was named after him.
     
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    I said it was a legend, not a fact, although it has to be called a Prince Albert for a reason
     
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    hahahaha, that is funny
     
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    Why?

    It's quite a common belief that that's how it came to be called that.

    Would love to know for sure if it's true though
     
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    nice work, sherlock! that certainly looks like a big, thick cock to me.
     
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    how is it not funny? i studied victorians in maybe year 3 or 4 and now i hear this. why was i not informed lol
     
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    because in yr 3/4 you were maybe 8 or 9 yrs old! lol
     
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    Rumour or legend: It's commonly quoted that he and most of the court wore them, or was that "it was fashionable in court"
    and why not the royals were all tatooed too. Or at least those who've been in the navy.
     
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    Hi D, yes i am sure thats how the name Prince Albert came to be for a penis piercing.Now i need to look further.
     
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    It's pretty widely accepted by historians that Queen Victoria was "highly sexed" and loved Prince Albert's very large penis a lot! She went in mourning for four decades following his death for typhoid fever I believe.
    In the Scot, John Brown, a former servant of Prince Albert, she said that she saw her beloved Albert. I think that Prince Albert, a German Prince, was probably very well endowed. His sudden and early death probably caused Queen Victoria feelings of emptyness and of longing.
     
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    he wasn't pierced. he just had a chain that used to stretch it down the pant so it made the pant line smoother.
     
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    Where did you come by that info? Being a complete and utter V & A anorak I'm always eager to learn.

    Jaysus, how sad do I sound!
     
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    OOPs!! my bad.
     
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    And, of course, the chain was attached to a ring in the end of his cock?
     
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