Prince harry 'manspread' !

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Honestly, after reading all that has leaked from his book, all I can say is:

If I ever met Meghan Markle I would be just like that Adele clip saying "Divorce honey, divorce!"

That whole family is fucked up.
Yeah but Meghan sits next to him on Oprah, Netflix encouraging him when he clearly needs help. him doing this pushing his family more way from him isn't gonna help or make them forgive him. Also look at Meghan's family. Apparently Harry has complained about Meghan's sex scenes and that she made Kate cry in his book

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Harry just confirmed that the royal family isn't racist but why did it let them get abused for it for 2 years? Hopefully he says it in his American interview later tonight as well
 
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Considering the very public and endless debate about whether or not they have been trimmed, throwing it out there certainly stops the conversation and keeps people from trying to find out IE he just took back control of that narrative...
Yeah, Harry is right that there has been a lot of debate (both in the mainstream press and on internet forums) about whether he and William are circumcised. And one of the narratives out there for many years was the idea that Diana prevented H & W from getting snipped. I guess Harry came across this discussion at some point and decided to correct the record by revealing that they are circumcised.
 
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An unnamed palace source says that H lost his virginity when his father paid his protection officer to get him a courtesan previously used by the palace. He did indeed meet her in a pub, in Soho, and went back to her "abode" where she did the deed. As for it being in the countryside maybe he is remembering the wall mural of fields in the reception room. The lady in question did say it was one of the shortest times she'd spent and that W had taken a long longer.
As for his sexual performance I think he's confused with Meghan Thee Stallion!
 

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I think this whole project with the TV series and book release is to clear the slate and basically take control of the narrative away from the tabloids much like his mother attempted to do in the 90s. Considering the very public and endless debate about whether or not they have been trimmed, throwing it out there certainly stops the conversation and keeps people from trying to find out IE he just took back control of that narrative... I mean nowadays what man cares whether or not someone knows... especially since it's a royal custom i think confirming it as odd as it seems is probably proper protocol especially considering they're confirming that the heir is coming sooner than later. William certainly won't have to wait as long as his father did to bare the burden.
I think the plan is simply to make a lot of easy money.
 

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Maybe he'll be on Dr Phil next.
What's left but cheap regional American D grade talk shows to drudge up more tumble in dog bowl fare.
For the RF, nothing beat success as the ultimate revenge.
Do your RF stuff, charities etc,. and let Mr & Mrs Markle aim for a Lifetime Movie Of the Week for a penny or two.
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An unnamed palace source says that H lost his virginity when his father paid his protection officer to get him a courtesan previously used by the palace. He did indeed meet her in a pub, in Soho, and went back to her "abode" where she did the deed. As for it being in the countryside maybe he is remembering the wall mural of fields in the reception room. The lady in question did say it was one of the shortest times she'd spent and that W had taken a long longer.
As for his sexual performance I think he's confused with Meghan Thee Stallion!
Umm.. surely Charles didn't have to pay someone to take Harry and William's virginity? they could of have almost any woman or man they wish for but if true then that's one lucky b*tch getting both boys inside her!
 

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Umm.. surely Charles didn't have to pay someone to take Harry and William's virginity? they could of have almost any woman or man they wish for but if true then that's one lucky b*tch getting both boys inside her!
According to the source it was so they both did it right the first time, and while it was big willy it was then the little prince
 
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Maybe he'll be on Dr Phil next.
What's left but cheap regional American D grade talk shows to drudge up more tumble in dog bowl fare.
For the RF, nothing beat success as the ultimate revenge.
Do your RF stuff, charities etc,. and let Mr & Mrs Markle aim for a Lifetime Movie Of the Week for a penny or two.
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Spare Prick and Meghan the Martyr...the never ending saga!
 

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I think the plan is simply to make a lot of easy money.
Well... that's always everybody's bottom line despite the reason we might give for it. Yeah it's obvious that they're about to start a brand and etcetera. After all they are in America now and in his case the most obvious thing that he can sell is himself and their relationship. I don't see how anybody from the United States could possibly hold this against them... The Commonwealth in particular the UK however is a different matter.
 

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I am also wondering what, if anything, he is wearing under those trousers ...
If he's not free balling it it's definitely traditional old boxers... Something that we know from a lot of pictures he has worn in the past, but I swear a lot of the pictures where he actually shows he's definitely free balling it and it would seem to fit his persona and frankly he strikes me as someone who wouldn't mind being somewhat of a nudist if he could get away with it.
 

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If he's not free balling it it's definitely traditional old boxers... Something that we know from a lot of pictures he has worn in the past, but I swear a lot of the pictures where he actually shows he's definitely free balling it and it would seem to fit his persona and frankly he strikes me as someone who wouldn't mind being somewhat of a nudist if he could get away with it.
Can't find a hi-res verison of this one, but he clearly doesn't care who sees it. Harry  (4).jpg